Valentines Monkey Business

My story begins with the development of a former relationship. As with all relationships, we do our best to fully understand our significant others, and it was while I was getting to know this female that I discovered her passion for boasting. This didn’t sit too well with me, and I decided that Valentines Day would be the perfect arena to let her show off, while still allowing me to address the problem at hand. So, I called a singing telegram company to send an ape with balloons and flowers. It was the perfect solution, it would be enough to satisfy her needs of entertaining her friends and loud enough to embarrass her just enough to let her realize just how juvenile she was being. The plan went off without a hitch, she got her buzz from the show with all of her friends around, and I got her to realize, just a tiny bit, how juvenile her views really were.