My Best Valentine's Day

Year: 2001
Status: Single and Dating, not having a care in the world.

I was dating a lady I met in December. We had gone out about 8 times.
No action to this point- if you know what I mean.
A "good girl"

She invited me over for dinner on Valentines day.

I brought over a bottle of wine ($25.00 from the Vintages section at the LCBO) with two condoms taped to the bottle. Two Wine Glasses. And a box to chocolate dipped strawberries (on steroids).

When she opened the door, She paused, laughed out loud. Looked at me and said "I don't know if I should be shocked, insulted, or applaud you for effort"

I said "Just being honest"

And to be honest with the story - I walked out with both condoms, a great dinner, and the strawberries were good too...

But still my best story for Valentines days.. and always gets a laugh..