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**johntdsb** · Feb 8th, 2008, 07:08 AM

A few days before V-day 2004 all my friends were planning on going to our college V-day party. I was the only one without a date. So my friends told me I should go there as cupid. They said I would be able to pick up sooo many chicks. I had a few too many beers so I agreed. We went to a costume shop and bought a cupid costume. The bottom part (underware) was too small. I bought it anyways and would improvise for the bottom. Well i decided a diaper (depends adult diaper) would be the best thing.

So the day of the party I put on the costume and all my friends couldnt stop laughing. I was going to take it off when one of my friends girlfriends said i looked cute in it. So i put on a long coat and took off to the party.

When I arrived at the party I was getting alot of wierd looks and alot of laughs. I was feeling pretty embarassed and wanted to get out of there. My friends convinced me to stay and drink with them. I tried various cheesy pickup lines, in which none of them were working. "would you like to change my diaper" or "im cupid close your eyes let me shoot my arrow at you" etc..... I was drunk at that point.

I seen a really cute girl with dark curly hair (my fav) and a nice body. So I went up to her and used a cheesy pickup line. She just laughed at me and turned away. I had enough of the place and was about to leave when she came up to me and said "I thought you were pretty funny would you like to dance". I said sure and we started dancing. After a few songs she started to grind on me, which caused me to get arroused. She was grinding so hard my diaper fell off. Atleast 50 people seen my arroused junk. I covered up and took off. I didnt get my dream girls number or name.

Later on in the summer I was at a starbucks and she came up to me. We talked about how funny/embarrasing the night was. I got her number and later asked her out. This Valentines day I plan on asking her to marry me. The most embarrasing yet best story of my life.