Guess where i'm living during the Zombie Apocalypse

[originalnutta]

http://www.akademifantasia.org/?p=2802

http://www.akademifantasia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/House-on-a-Rock-0.jpg

courtesy of DIGG.

[fakishan]

nice

[Lava]

Everyone knows zombies don't need to breath, and are close to Olympic swimmers... I'd prefer space, zombies can't get to space...

[Tennoh]

This wouldn't work. Still relatively close to the shore. Zombies can go some distances underwater. Next its on a small rock. No self sufficiency for food or water. You're bound to have to get back to mainland for supplies.

[Peckerwood]

Zombies can't move very well with bullet holes through their central nervous system...no matter what kind of ground you have chosen to occupy or hid out on

[45ED]

What happens if your zombies were formal Navy SEALs?

[wiggy]

Braaaaains ...

[danman227460]

I can see myself hallowing that rock out, reinforcing it with steel and digging as far as I can to create an underwater BATCAVE. The house would just be the entrance equipped with the best anti-zombie stuff. I think I would be safe if they manage to reach me because I'll be camped out in my batcave.

[UrbanPoet]

I rather migrate to an isolated and northern part of Ontario.
Then I'll try to create a self sustaining community surrounded by thick trees... Then cut a few down to create a high barrier reinforced by mountains of dirt and rocks using abandoned forestry\mining equipment.

[gordholio]

Zombies are a cinema creation. :)

[infinite.chaoz]

what about parachuting zombies and scuba zombies?

[UrbanPoet]

Its New England - the water freeze over - your screwed .... I'm going to live in a Costco ... Solid prison full of food.

Big box stores in Canada don't have guns. :O
Very few CT's in the GTA, and some outside of the GTA stock ammunition. But you'd have to bring your own guns since they stopped selling them a bit over 15 years ago.

A 12 gauge pump or hinge action shot gun and a 22lr rifle would be my best bet since they're common recreational cartridges.

[iDrewx]

Ugh I would just hijack a Cruise Ship and you are good to go!
Enough food to live for years.

[Mattones]

Big box stores in Canada don't have guns. :O
Very few CT's in the GTA, and some outside of the GTA stock ammunition. But you'd have to bring your own guns since they stopped selling them a bit over 15 years ago.

A 12 gauge pump or hinge action shot gun and a 22lr rifle would be my best bet since they're common recreational cartridges.

Canadian Tire in Ancaster and Kingston sell guns. :D Their pure hunting stores pretty much haha

for myself I dunno what I would do I would prob have a truck full of guns and ammo and head to a top of a tower and snipe for a bit.

[UrbanPoet]

Canadian Tire in Ancaster and Kingston sell guns. :D Their pure hunting stores pretty much haha

for myself I dunno what I would do I would prob have a truck full of guns and ammo and head to a top of a tower and snipe for a bit.

really? I didn't know!!!
I thought they stopped... I just remember looking @ CT catalogs when i was a kid and seeing all the rifles/shotguns.

So maybe a CT barricade in Kingston might be best.
But inmate zombies from the kingston pen might be too much to handle. :-0

Snipe from a tower eh... I rather snipe from the roof of CT and go back for more ammo when im ready. Oh... I'd also lug a 24 of Canadian upstairs.
I can picture it now... "hey guys we're out of Canadian."
"What do we have?"
"We have skid of Lake port and mikes hard lemonade"
:::sigh:::

[TapemanPL]

Ugh I would just hijack a Cruise Ship and you are good to go!
Enough food to live for years.

the food expires you know

[UrbanPoet]

the food expires you know

when 90% of everyone around you want to eat your brains... I think the least of your worries is some funky tasting food. I'm sure there's tons of canned goods that'll last decades.

[Flyer]

It's pretty obvious who here has not read the Zombie Survival Guide. I call those people "statistical casualities"...

[stealth]

This is all nonsense. Everyone knows a robot uprising will happen well before the zombies rise.

[felixdd]

You guys are all idiots. Everyone knows that zombies are a product of a worldwide pandemic; the only place that's safe from pandemics is Madagascar.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6861/1216502342206bc0.jpg

[t3359]

Ugh I would just hijack a Cruise Ship and you are good to go!
Enough food to live for years.

They close the buffet at 10pm.

I'd live at Medieval Times... ride horses and stuff.

bjl

[Takami]

when 90% of everyone around you want to eat your brains... I think the least of your worries is some funky tasting food. I'm sure there's tons of canned goods that'll last decades.

If zombies only eat brains, some people here may have nothing to worry about.







...ok, i'm sorry, that was a little bit mean :P

[angekfire]

I prefer swords for zombie killing. You can run outta bullets, but it's hard to run out of sword.

[Peckerwood]

I prefer swords for zombie killing. You can run outta bullets, but it's hard to run out of sword.
You had better have a seriously good piece of steel that doesn't get dull, and can cut through bone with the same above mentioned issue in mind. Gotta cut off heads, and it becomes increasingly difficult and taxing to your stamina to keep lifting a heavy piece of steel above your head and swing it about against a crowd of zombies

:|

[angekfire]

Depends what kind of sword we are talking about using. A bastard sword is heavy, and does require quite a bit of stamina. However, a Katana is capable of cutting through bone without the need for much of a swing, and it isn't nearly as heavy. Similarly, sabers can work very well for that purpose. They do require a good swing, but aren't nearly as heavy as a bastard sword.

[Peckerwood]

Depends what kind of sword we are talking about using. A bastard sword is heavy, and does require quite a bit of stamina. However, a Katana is capable of cutting through bone without the need for much of a swing, and it isn't nearly as heavy. Similarly, sabers can work very well for that purpose. They do require a good swing, but aren't nearly as heavy as a bastard sword.
But I have used Katana for Tameshigiri...it isn't as easy as it looks, and requires very specific movements to get that guillotine action

I much rather prefer the Firearm

:)

[Electricute]

have you not played L4D? that house looks exactly like the boat house. and we got destroyed by swimming tanks. Besides, how much food is in that house, what u gonna do when u run out, and power is out.

[UrbanPoet]

But I have used Katana for Tameshigiri...it isn't as easy as it looks, and requires very specific movements to get that guillotine action

I much rather prefer the Firearm

:)

a small axe would do the trick.

-ease of use
-blunt trauma. enough to severe the brain and easily crush skulls
-Even if it gets dull or rusty... The weapon uses blunt force as well as a sharpened edge... compared to swords that are mostly about the sharpened edge... although heavier swords would provide more of that blunt trauma element.
-easy to carry on a tool belt.

have you not played L4D? that house looks exactly like the boat house. and we got destroyed by swimming tanks. Besides, how much food is in that house, what u gonna do when u run out, and power is out.

yeah... not to mention that you're vulnerable to smokers when you stay in one area.
And those nasty hunters can really pounce!

[angekfire]

But I have used Katana for Tameshigiri...it isn't as easy as it looks, and requires very specific movements to get that guillotine action

I much rather prefer the Firearm

:)

I've trained with bastard sword & shield, Katana, Dao, Miao Dao, Rapier, and am currently learning twin dao. So yes, I am aware of the specific movements.

a small axe would do the trick.

-ease of use
-blunt trauma. enough to severe the brain and easily crush skulls
-Even if it gets dull or rusty... The weapon uses blunt force as well as a sharpened edge... compared to swords that are mostly about the sharpened edge... although heavier swords would provide more of that blunt trauma element.
-easy to carry on a tool belt.

Bastard sword was actually primarily used for blunt trauma, not cutting. It wouldn't have been able to cut through chain or plate armor, however it was more than capable of smashing though or breaking bones. It was capable of cutting as well, but not normally used.

Italian longsword was used for blunt as well, but primarily it was used for piercing into gaps in the armor and pierce through the chain underneath. As per the Fiore Dei Liberi manuscripts.

[Emancipated]

I like where this thread is going. Almost like playing GTA and looting the gun stores and killing people for fun. Please don't call CSIS on me.


I like the Costco idea only if they had hunting supplies. I guess you could improvise like Frank West and use whatever's on hand but I doubt zombies would be lethargic like they were in Dead Rising and more aggressive like Left 4 Dead where they run and lunge at you, just no mutations like Tanks or Boomers/Smokers (hopefully not).

It's kind of pointless to discuss from my point of view because if there was a virus that ravaged the globe, I'll likely be the first to go since I'm so weak.

I'll do what this guy did only I'll use a kitchen knife.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/blog/david_frank/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/billy-predator-knife-cut_1203469447.jpg

[Emancipated]

They close the buffet at 10pm.

I'd live at Medieval Times... ride horses and stuff.

bjl

Probably fun for the first few hours but what will you do when the wenches turn on you and start eating you, literally!

[Peckerwood]

I've trained with bastard sword & shield, Katana, Dao, Miao Dao, Rapier, and am currently learning twin dao. So yes, I am aware of the specific movements.
What is your opinion on the expediency of the machete

:)

[Emancipated]

Man, you guys who choose to fight it out are really dumb. If you get the infected blood on you, that's game over. I don't think zombies are smart enough to formulate a plan to get you if you're out of sight.

As far as ration goes, I can survive on very little.

I can survive on a can of tuna and some crackers a day. I could load up a van full of it and head north where there is barely any settlements. I just hope the rivers aren't tainted and could still sustain wild life to hunt and may be some friendly bears could be my buddies that I can adopt and call Winnie or Yogie.

[v_tofu]

OP needs to change title of thread to

Zombie Survival Tactics. :cheesygri


As for me, I'd go up north. Assuming zombies are cold blooded, their movements will greatly diminish in the cold. Haul all the supplies you can, bunker down, and let the good times roll:D

[hugh_da_man]

Anyone who says "I'll load up on supplies and head north" will not survive. That will be the plan of most people. If you don't have your supplies already you'll never get any once something happens since the stores will be crowded with people with the exact plan as you. Or worse, more organized people with guns may have already taken over your local grocery store and no one is getting anything without a fight.

Second, anyone who plans to go to a store like Costco, Walmart, etc and locking themselves in...you won't survive. You won't be the only person to think like that. If you manage to fortify the store you'll still have the problem of other people trying to get in. If you block everyone from getting in then what's to stop a group of people looking for supplies from driving a truck through a door/wall and looting? Your greatest enemy will be other desperate humans.

[v_tofu]

Anyone who says "I'll load up on supplies and head north" will not survive. That will be the plan of most people. If you don't have your supplies already you'll never get any once something happens since the stores will be crowded with people with the exact plan as you. Or worse, more organized people with guns may have already taken over your local grocery store and no one is getting anything without a fight.


Well then, I better get my weapons now!!

http://zombietools.net/tools/

[UrbanPoet]

Anyone who says "I'll load up on supplies and head north" will not survive. That will be the plan of most people. If you don't have your supplies already you'll never get any once something happens since the stores will be crowded with people with the exact plan as you. Or worse, more organized people with guns may have already taken over your local grocery store and no one is getting anything without a fight.

Second, anyone who plans to go to a store like Costco, Walmart, etc and locking themselves in...you won't survive. You won't be the only person to think like that. If you manage to fortify the store you'll still have the problem of other people trying to get in. If you block everyone from getting in then what's to stop a group of people looking for supplies from driving a truck through a door/wall and looting? Your greatest enemy will be other desperate humans.

Psh. What about the people that already have supplies.
Camping supplies, ammunition, guns, and non-perishable food? :cheesygri

[Akraz]

Has anyone learned anything from Left 4 Dead?

Gasoline + Beer Bottle + Ragtowel = win

[UrbanPoet]

Has anyone learned anything from Left 4 Dead?

Gasoline + Beer Bottle + Ragtowel = win

What if i attached a beeping kitchen timer on the bottle with a red LED indicator?? Will they run towards the bottle and flames. :D

[angekfire]

What is your opinion on the expediency of the machete

:)

Machete works much like a dao, so fairly effectively. As someone else mentioned, an axe would also be an efficient weapon.

Personally, my plan would probably involve taking the sewer system to the nearest military base. They have weapons and rations in most cases, and trained personel.

[UrbanPoet]

Machete works much like a dao, so fairly effectively. As someone else mentioned, an axe would also be an efficient weapon.

Personally, my plan would probably involve taking the sewer system to the nearest military base. They have weapons and rations in most cases, and trained personel.

but sewers arent like the ones in ninja turtles.
you're mad!!!

[hugh_da_man]

Psh. What about the people that already have supplies.
Camping supplies, ammunition, guns, and non-perishable food? :cheesygri

I mean the people who are waiting until it's on CNN before they buy their supplies. People who already have their supplies are a completely different story.

[angekfire]

but sewers arent like the ones in ninja turtles.
you're mad!!!

No, but at the same time, zombies aren't going to be able to figure out how to remove a manhole cover to get in. It'll smell and be gross, but the odds of encountering many zombies down there is slim, and any ones I do encounter will likely be solitary. That would be early on in the outbreak. After most have spread and they start to wander, I'm sure more would end up in the sewers, but it would take a while.

Then I also don't have to worry about traffic.

[hugh_da_man]

Machete works much like a dao, so fairly effectively. As someone else mentioned, an axe would also be an efficient weapon.

Personally, my plan would probably involve taking the sewer system to the nearest military base. They have weapons and rations in most cases, and trained personel.

I don't agree that an axe is a good weapon. It's heavy, they usually have wooden handles so they're breakable, and the sweet spot for kills is rather small all things considered. A machete or sword makes more sense really but if you have to improvise then pretty much any weapon is good I guess.

I highly doubt that you'd get into a military base if things are chaotic. That and military bases will attract a lot of people. The infected will probably go to hospitals and military bases for help before dying and reanimating. Depending on how things have gone at the military base you may be traveling to a place that's already overrun with the undead. Your best bet is to go somewhere that other people won't.

Where do you live where you can actually walk through the sewers? That would probably be a good way of getting around if you don't have to come up too often. Your only real concern is infected people who tried to go down into the sewer and then died and reanimated but there should be few of those people and you should be able to handle them if you have a weapon.

[Flyer]

This is all you need (http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628)...

[UrbanPoet]

No, but at the same time, zombies aren't going to be able to figure out how to remove a manhole cover to get in. It'll smell and be gross, but the odds of encountering many zombies down there is slim, and any ones I do encounter will likely be solitary. That would be early on in the outbreak. After most have spread and they start to wander, I'm sure more would end up in the sewers, but it would take a while.

Then I also don't have to worry about traffic.

The only problem is...
There might be the 1 in 1000 people that'll try that... If one gets infected they could easily infect many more causing a sewer full of zombies.
I'm not sure if sewer infrastructure will lead out into other cities. But that'll be pretty cool.

I think most attempts are at best futile... But you just gotta pick which one is the least futile, and the people/groups with the most ballz will survive.

Imagine all those "survival" nuts out there... Theres bound to be other groups of well armed people with food, supplies, trucks and even motorcycles. Some of these groups might clash.
There will probably even be some thug survival groups. Guys with tons of guns and a "fcuk everybody else" attitude. Imagine the clash with those guys.

People should read the graphic novel "the walking dead"

http://guypigden.com/page1/files/2009-08-12-the_walking_dead.jpg

I find it more of a social commentary on human nature during a time of crisis.

[Emancipated]

The only problem is...
There might be the 1 in 1000 people that'll try that... If one gets infected they could easily infect many more causing a sewer full of zombies.
I'm not sure if sewer infrastructure will lead out into other cities. But that'll be pretty cool.

I think most attempts are at best futile... But you just gotta pick which one is the least futile, and the people/groups with the most ballz will survive.

Imagine all those "survival" nuts out there... Theres bound to be other groups of well armed people with food, supplies, trucks and even motorcycles. Some of these groups might clash.
There will probably even be some thug survival groups. Guys with tons of guns and a "fcuk everybody else" attitude. Imagine the clash with those guys.

People should read the graphic novel "the walking dead"

http://guypigden.com/page1/files/2009-08-12-the_walking_dead.jpg

I find it more of a social commentary on human nature during a time of crisis.

We don't need something as dire as an apocalypse to witness that in people. People will trample over each other just to get a wedding dress for a few hundred off retail.

[crisis1900]

The correct answer is the mall.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/95090-Science-Proves-Frank-Wests-Zombie-Survival-Strategy-Correct

http://io9.com/5337596/a-mathematical-model-for-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse


and if you live long enough:

http://gizmodo.com/5337921/canucks-create-mathematical-model-for-outbreak-and-containment-of-zombie-invasions

[CodecX81]

What you need, is a "Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool" characteristically known as the Lobotomizer or "Lobo" For short.

http://www.cutleryscience.com/reviews/cs_shovel.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIlceAZBRdA&
1:16 & 1:22 for zombie specific applications.

Or, a Tomahawk.. Worked for the Native Indians'...and provided the Zombie's won't learn how to fire a musket or other firearm, it'll work for us too.

[angekfire]

I don't agree that an axe is a good weapon. It's heavy, they usually have wooden handles so they're breakable, and the sweet spot for kills is rather small all things considered. A machete or sword makes more sense really but if you have to improvise then pretty much any weapon is good I guess.

Well, the issue with a gun is that it runs out of bullets, and you have to carry around ammunition, which can weigh you down if you bring a lot, and you WILL need a lot. However, with a sword, yes it may have some weight to it, but you don't need to reload, and you can't run out of sword. Yes, it can dull, but if it is bastard sword it doesn't even matter, it is built for smashing anyway. Obviously, having a gun is handy, but it's good to have a backup plan.

I highly doubt that you'd get into a military base if things are chaotic. That and military bases will attract a lot of people. The infected will probably go to hospitals and military bases for help before dying and reanimating. Depending on how things have gone at the military base you may be traveling to a place that's already overrun with the undead. Your best bet is to go somewhere that other people won't.

True enough. The best bet would be to shack up somewhere in the wilderness where you have food storage and such, but you'd need to get there during all the chaos, which in itself could be hard. Unless you live in the wilderness anyway anticipating the impending zombie apocalypse.

Where do you live where you can actually walk through the sewers? That would probably be a good way of getting around if you don't have to come up too often. Your only real concern is infected people who tried to go down into the sewer and then died and reanimated but there should be few of those people and you should be able to handle them if you have a weapon.

Exactly. I'd rather deal with 5-10 zombies spread out in the sewer than the swarm that will be present above ground. In the sewer they have limited directions of attack.

[iDrewx]

Pfffttt!!!!!
Everyone knows the best weapon against zombies is the bible!

[darkprince]

Pfffttt!!!!!
Everyone knows the best weapon against zombies is the bible!

"The Power of Christ Compels you, B*TCH!" *ahhhhhhhh......!*

LOL

[wikkid_bigshot]

Zombie freezes in the winter, and with the ashes that will go up during a zombie apocalypse (city fire, civilian unrest, military action, man-made deforestation for survival etc) Canada will be cold and therefore the safest place to be for zombie encounters.

We are all familiar with winter survival, I will go for a nature-esque kind of open fortification ala [SPOILER FOR WORLD WAR Z]

that chapter in World War Z and then just survive with people. And like the chapter I can resort to cannibalism and then wait it out.

[Krakilin0405]

Pfffttt!!!!!
Everyone knows the best weapon against zombies is the bible!

Zombies eat bibles for breakfast...

[Siefer999]

Pfffttt!!!!!
Everyone knows the best weapon against zombies is the bible!

you are confusing zombies with vampires and werewolves.

[UrbanPoet]

Pfffttt!!!!!
Everyone knows the best weapon against zombies is the bible!


you are confusing zombies with vampires and werewolves.

haha YEAH!
I'd like to have IDrewx in my group... when theres too many zombies.. throw him out there with a bible... while they eat him, everyone else runs for safety. :cheesygri

[custy]

Wrong.

You need a raygun, a Wunderwafle, PPSH, Double Tap, Juggernaug, Speed Cola, Quick Revive, monkey bomb, butcher knife and ammo.

COD:WAW Zombies FTW!

[angekfire]

you are confusing zombies with vampires and werewolves.

Doesn't work on werewolves either. Don't know where you got that idea from.

[Electricute]

whole scenario depends on the types of zombies we are talking about, and how wide spread the infection is. If most of the world is infected then i think your pretty much screwed, even if you find food and shelter, how long u gonna live like that for? might as well give up and just eat brains for the rest of ur life.

but if it's just the city thats infected, hiding in a saferoom/mall prob not gonna work as the gov will prob just nuke/destroy the city taking no survivors.

if they can't swim, and it's not infectious through the air, best bet would be to find some kind of small island and start a community there. But that requires getting to the airport and fighting off the 1000s of other people trying to do the same thing.

[Siefer999]

Doesn't work on werewolves either. Don't know where you got that idea from.
there are plenty of books and movies that say that it works, and it supposedly doesnt work with vampires too but it has been mentioned.

who the hell has ever hear of a bible hurting a zombie

[Aznkid2000]

i guess we have to become vampires to survive against zombies

[45ED]

there are plenty of books and movies that say that it works, and it supposedly doesnt work with vampires too but it has been mentioned.

who the hell has ever hear of a bible hurting a zombie

It could work. Then again, I am taking grand liberties in thinking of a bible stored on a CD with edges sharpened and tossed around by a machine gun-like implement made to shoot sharp disc-like things.

[Yankees 1903]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/williamlycan.jpg
I'm turning myself into one of these with some magic beans during the apocalypse.

[Takami]

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/williamlycan.jpg
I'm turning myself into one of these with some magic beans during the apocalypse.

Turn yourself into a sub-machine gun? That is a great idea!

[Yankees 1903]

Turn yourself into a sub-machine gun? That is a great idea!

You should know magic beans can't turn you into a sub-machine gun. You need magic mushrooms for that.

[Peckerwood]

Watching Zombieland right now, and I have to agree that the weakest and slowest would go first.

Fatties would be the most common zombies

[angekfire]

Watching Zombieland right now, and I have to agree that the weakest and slowest would go first.

Fatties would be the most common zombies

Fatties would also be the most motivated zombies, because they are always hugry to begin with.

[LaserEnvy]

For years, my zombie apocalypse survival plan was to live on a boat several miles off shore. The reason for this was because zombies cannot swim, they can only walk on the bottom of the ocean floor. However, the problem with this strat is that after a day or two, their bodies will be bloated with absorbed water and will naturally float up to the surface and find a way onto the boat. On top of that, zombies will see your boat from land, and they will all move in your direction.

My new zombie survival plan is to move to Alaska. Zombies suffer from rigor mortis and the cold will immobilize them. They won't be able to move or even bite you. Plus their blood will be frozen, so your chances of being infected is drastically reduced.

Of course, if movies have taught us anything, the biggest threat to survivors during a zombie apocalypse are the people you're living alongside. Once there is nothing to live for, greed and selfishness take over. So the biggest threat is actually surviving RFDers. They will be the first to clean out the local Walmart and leave you with nothing and will probably kill you so they can loot your blank, dual layer Verbatims.

[ullyeus]

for some really interesting zombie survival discussions check out;

http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=14

[ullyeus]

For years, my zombie apocalypse survival plan was to live on a boat several miles off shore. The reason for this was because zombies cannot swim, they can only walk on the bottom of the ocean floor. However, the problem with this strat is that after a day or two, their bodies will be bloated with absorbed water and will naturally float up to the surface and find a way onto the boat. On top of that, zombies will see your boat from land, and they will all move in your direction.

My new zombie survival plan is to move to Alaska. Zombies suffer from rigor mortis and the cold will immobilize them. They won't be able to move or even bite you. Plus their blood will be frozen, so your chances of being infected is drastically reduced.

Of course, if movies have taught us anything, the biggest threat to survivors during a zombie apocalypse are the people you're living alongside. Once there is nothing to live for, greed and selfishness take over. So the biggest threat is actually surviving RFDers. They will be the first to clean out the local Walmart and leave you with nothing and will probably kill you so they can loot your blank, dual layer Verbatims.

I doubt someone from Toronto could really appreciate how difficult it would be to live in Alaska.

[JohnB]

It doesn't look that secure.

Zombies can walk underwater, so a stray may make it to that area eventually. >:(

[originalnutta]

Sure zombies can walk under water, but for how long?

A natural degradation process will occur, fishes and other scavengers will make a meal of their dead skin.

So i might consider staying on this cruise ship.

http://www.oasisoftheseas.com/image-gallery.php

http://www.marinebuzz.com/marinebuzzuploads/OasisoftheSeasWorldsLargestCruiseLinerLa_10069/oasis_of_the_seas4.jpg

[CHINAdeals]

Zombies are a cinema creation. :)

a zombie WOULD say that (if they could talk)

[LaserEnvy]

Sure zombies can walk under water, but for how long?

A natural degradation process will occur, fishes and other scavengers will make a meal of their dead skin.

Fish and other animals are not immune to zombie infection. Your boat will be attacked by more zombie fish than you can shake your fist at.

[Akraz]

Ill live on top of a mesa. and cave the edges out around so it looks like im living on a mushroom.

They will never be able to climb that!

[Emancipated]

Fish and other animals are not immune to zombie infection. Your boat will be attacked by more zombie fish than you can shake your fist at.

You have everything figured out, don't you? What about the carbon dioxide that they breathe out which eventually infect the plant life and in turn produce zombie tainted oxygen? Yeah.. think about that.

[LaserEnvy]

You have everything figured out, don't you? What about the carbon dioxide that they breathe out which eventually infect the plant life and in turn produce zombie tainted oxygen? Yeah.. think about that.

You mock me now but you will not be laughing when the zombie apocalypse rolls around.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

[Electricute]

Fish and other animals are not immune to zombie infection. Your boat will be attacked by more zombie fish than you can shake your fist at.

fish don't have human brains that zombies oh so crave

[marcopolo85]

Could you have sex with a hot female zombie and not get infected?











Dont judge me.

[windforcexx28]

ugh i would just hijack a cruise ship and you are good to go!
Enough food to live for years.

+1

[originalnutta]

Could you have sex with a hot female zombie and not get infected?











Dont judge me.
I'll let you know.

[Matrixvibe]

Could you have sex with a hot female zombie and not get infected?











Dont judge me.

I'll let you know.

LOL :lol:

[congeetime]

i'll live on top of the cn tower. disable the elevators and create a giant hole at the top of the stairs!

[GuiltySpark]

#1 Read "World War Z"
#2 Be permanently scared for life of Zombie hordes walking out of the surf.


oh yeah "Day by day Armageddon" is a damn fine Z book too!

[Trisomy21]

Oh this would be my dream come true. There are plenty of places to get guns as well, don't forget police stations, army bases, gun clubs, farm houses.

[angekfire]

Keep in mind during a crisis like that, the first place people are going to go is the police station & army base. They will be swarming with people, some possibly already infected.

Gun clubs? Odds are all existing members would have gotten to them already.

And farm houses will be hit or miss.

[v_tofu]

Has anyone here considered getting a firearms license for the eventually Z day?

I seriously am. Talking with a hunting buddy of mine and the costs are extremely that high. I would like to hunt one day (if i ever find the time), but the main reason is still for eventually breakdown of society due to whatever it may be.

Last thing I want to happen is for me not to be able to defend my family.

Anyone else feeling this way?

[Peckerwood]

Oh this would be my dream come true. There are plenty of places to get guns as well, don't forget police stations, army bases, gun clubs, farm houses.
Don't forget you can also find them on dead cops, dead soldiers, dead gun owners, and dead farmers

;)

[Quiggie]

Has anyone ever considered just mixing in with the zombies and pretending to be one of them? I've never seen zombies attack other zombies...

[45ED]

Don't forget you can also find them on dead cops, dead soldiers, dead gun owners, and dead farmers

;)

Except there is no way a person would take a gun from a dead cop/soldier/gun owner/farmer because, considering the thread's themes, these are likely to be living dead cops, soldiers, gun owners, and farmers. :lol:

Now, if they were headless cops/soldiers/gun owners/farmers, I may reconsider...

[45ED]

Has anyone ever considered just mixing in with the zombies and pretending to be one of them? I've never seen zombies attack other zombies...

Shaun of the Dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEWUjl7Qx6M&feature=PlayList&p=E0E0FDC2F8B0B6D8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1) - 2:26 mark

[stealth]

I would get a Tim Hortons franchise and simply poison them with bad coffee and stale donuts when they came in.

[Peckerwood]

Except there is no way a person would take a gun from a dead cop/soldier/gun owner/farmer because, considering the thread's themes, these are likely to be living dead cops, soldiers, gun owners, and farmers. :lol:

Now, if they were headless cops/soldiers/gun owners/farmers, I may reconsider...
I said dead...not undead

[Piro21]

Ideally, I'd find a way to get onto one of these:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00630/news-graphics-2006-_630203a.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/USS_Kentucky_(SSBN-737).jpg

What's more likely is I'd hole up in the Costco down the street and blockade the entrances with forklifts.

[45ED]

...Thriller remake with real zombies!

[stealth]

Ideally, I'd find a way to get onto one of these:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00630/news-graphics-2006-_630203a.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/USS_Kentucky_(SSBN-737).jpg

What's more likely is I'd hole up in the Costco down the street and blockade the entrances with forklifts.

Being out to sea with a ship full of sailors for an indefinite amount of time? Pass. I'll take my chances with zombies. At least you wont get buggered.

Whats so bad about becoming a zombie anyways? No taxes, dont have to work, no RFDers whining about speeding tickets or parking tickets. Sign me up.

[Peckerwood]

Being out to sea with a ship full of sailors for an indefinite amount of time? Pass. I'll take my chances with zombies. At least you wont get buggered.
And what happens if they turn into zombies...then you are stuck on an enclosed space with no exits, and weapons stuck in lockup. Horrible idea, especially considering that there is no way one guy could run the whole ship.

Whats so bad about becoming a zombie anyways? No taxes, dont have to work, no RFDers whining about speeding tickets or parking tickets. Sign me up.
I am an asthmatic...have you seen how fast those zombies can run? I would die from an asthma attack in the first jaunt towards an unsuspecting victim whilst I search for brains.

I would make a bad zombie...but I would make a much better zombie sniping buddy for some lucky crew

;)

[stealth]

And what happens if they turn into zombies...then you are stuck on an enclosed space with no exits, and weapons stuck in lockup. Horrible idea, especially considering that there is no way one guy could run the whole ship.
;)

Oh ya, and theres that too!


Nope the more I think about it, the more clear it becomes that the Tim Hortons solution is the best one proposed so far. Capitalism FTW!