View Full Version : The greatest pants ever made (Patent Pending)
Ryan
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:35 PM
Friend sent this to me today:
http://winkersdesign.com/about_us
And with these prices, I really should be posting this in hot deals:
http://winkersdesign.com/product
Don't forget to watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwinkersdesign.com%2Fhome&feature=player_embedded
applecheeks
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:41 PM
I think they are hideous and hilarious at the same time.
Matrixvibe
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:43 PM
three letters... LOL
Firebot
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:43 PM
As if people would want to pay more attention at fatties. Those pants only work with fat butts too.
akky
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:43 PM
looks like a bad idea
CSAgent
Aug 24th, 2009, 05:59 PM
I like big butts and...
najibs
Aug 24th, 2009, 06:02 PM
This will only work well for people with fat @sses. It's a fail product. Voted 1-star, Ryan :twisted:
45ED
Aug 24th, 2009, 06:06 PM
It gets points for the product's creator background story.
Think it was either the Star or CNN that I learned the guy started the business after checking out a (much) younger person's butt and thought her pants' creases were winking at her.
And old guy checking out a younger woman's butt creates pants with "eyes". IMHO, he created these pants so if ever an attractive young lady walks by, he has an excuse to check out her butt. "No miss, I wasn't oogling you, I was just admiring your pants."
:D
Meta|Gear
Aug 24th, 2009, 06:07 PM
$580 for a pair of pants, sign me up!
sxz
Aug 24th, 2009, 06:53 PM
Needs some OM NOM NOM
t3359
Aug 24th, 2009, 07:03 PM
We should make socks so they wink when we wiggle them.
Or paint eyes on our eyelids so that it always looks like our eyes are open.
bjl
cmge
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:03 PM
bad ass... :lol:
gflux
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:12 PM
Finally! Something I can wear with my 3 Wolves shirt!
rayt-
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:19 PM
Finally! Something I can wear with my 3 Wolves shirt!
What's the story behind the 3 wolves shirt? Saw it on the hot deals thread or something not too long ago. Anyone wanna fill me in? :confused:
Lone_Prodigy
Aug 24th, 2009, 08:22 PM
What's the story behind the 3 wolves shirt? Saw it on the hot deals thread or something not too long ago. Anyone wanna fill me in? :confused:
Google is your friend.
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
The comments are hilarious.
Jon Lai
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:05 PM
You can really patent something like this? Oh good lord.
ndrew029
Aug 24th, 2009, 09:10 PM
Were you staring at my butt? No, I was just trying to make eye contact!
Lovable
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:02 PM
They look great! Buying a few to give to my girlfriend in the future. :)
BananaWeed
Aug 24th, 2009, 11:20 PM
They look great! Buying a few to give to my girlfriend in the future. :)
In the future, when she can fill out the pants better? ;)
CSR
Aug 25th, 2009, 12:11 AM
Saw this on AOTS>.. yes. Fail pants
Little Dragon
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:08 AM
Google is your friend.
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
The comments are hilarious.
LOL@these comments! HAHA ,my god
hollywood115
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:39 AM
this has got to be a joke...
ricoboxing
Aug 25th, 2009, 08:43 AM
they will only be a hit at plus size stores.
"buy one bucket of KFC and get $10 off your next pair"
Eyies
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:33 AM
Those are some messed up winks.
Need a fit girl with a tight bum to try these out.
Reign
Aug 25th, 2009, 09:37 AM
I'd love to see these in action :twisted::twisted:
Lovable
Aug 25th, 2009, 03:17 PM
In the future, when she can fill out the pants better? ;)
Sure, if you want to put it that way... :rolleyes:
Maybe I'll find one that will make these jeans the new thing. :)
t3359
Aug 25th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Google is your friend.
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
The comments are hilarious.
LOL@these comments! HAHA ,my god
Ha ha ha funny... here's one:
Fazle says...
This shirt is amazing. I had to upgrade the servers because the traffic was just too high. I donned my suit of armor (this shirt) and marched to my tribal stomping grounds. I walked into the Dell warehouse, borrowed a forklift, grabbed what I needed, but then I was stopped by a security guard. He asked, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" I replied, "I am the Fazle. I'm here to obtain new equipment for my various projects." He said, "Buddy you know you gotta pay for those, right?" I stood up, pointed to my shirt, and said with great glee, "Dude. Look." He cowered back into his booth where he sat amazed at the awesomeness he had just witnessed.
bjl
Firebot
Aug 25th, 2009, 06:56 PM
Google is your friend.
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm
The comments are hilarious.
Why is this blocked as erotic/sex material content at work?:confused: Guess I'll find out at home.