Funny Stories In 2 Sentences!

[PrinceOf-RFD]

I was walking home from school and I went under a bridge.
SOMEONE threw an egg at my HEAD from on top of the bridge.:cry:

Now Post your Funny Stories in 2 Sentences :arrowd:

[Matrixvibe]

I was walking home from school and I went under a bridge.
SOMEONE threw an egg at my HEAD from on top of the bridge.:cry:

Now Post your Funny Stories in 2 Sentences :arrowd:

lol, thats not funny, thats just terrible...did you chase after the people...wait is this a real story?:confused: lol

[Stunt_101]

I was walking home from school and I went under a bridge.
SOMEONE threw an egg at my HEAD from on top of the bridge.:cry:

Now Post your Funny Stories in 2 Sentences :arrowd:

that wasn't funny :confused:

[Mike_wang]

What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay.

[tet8suo]

I was walking home from school and I went under a bridge.
SOMEONE threw an egg at my HEAD from on top of the bridge.:cry:

Now Post your Funny Stories in 2 Sentences :arrowd:
that wasn't funny:!:

[bokep]

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash, need to get away need to make a dash. A song comes on that reminds me of you and I... jizz in my pants.

[1jVu]

mirror mirror on your wall.
this is the lamest thread of them all.

[najibs]

I once logged on to RFD to see what was up in the off topic section. Reading some of the threads there made me have badder grammer.

[MickeyDs4life]

that wasn't funny:!:

i think he thinks its funny or else he wouldn't have used it as a funny story in two sentences?

[Eyies]

I just ate a grape and I ... jizz in my pants.

[h2o-]

I've a feeling some ex-member returned.
I've a feeling someone will get banned.

[Dash]

a hooker jacked me off on a bridge once. people probably thought it was a runny egg that fell on their heads.

[najibs]

a hooker jacked me off on a bridge once. people probably thought it was a runny egg that fell on their heads.

Oh, so that was you, on the bridge with the nasty hooker eh? :twisted:

http://rofel.net/pictures/44/th/sex%20on%20the%20bridge%201_thumb.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00367/bridge-sex3_280_367386a.jpg

[Dash]

Oh, so that was you, on the bridge with the nasty hooker eh? :twisted:

http://rofel.net/pictures/44/th/sex%20on%20the%20bridge%201_thumb.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00367/bridge-sex3_280_367386a.jpg

yea, I showed poor judgement that day. I was drunk, I bought a hooker for $5, and I became white....what was I thinking?

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[najibs]

yea, I showed poor judgement that day. I was drunk, I bought a hooker for $5, and I became white....what was I thinking?

You became white, and something else that landed under the bridge became clear and yellow....sounds like an STD man...