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pierrefleur
Feb 9th, 2009, 09:09 AM
This happens a lot to me.

What I speed read:
.... Palm Pre rumored to launch in May for $150

What I initially saw:
.... Palm Pre murdered


What I speed read:
.... Windows 7 SKUs unveiled, six versions to be released

What I initially saw:
.... Windows 7 sucks.


Post your examples. :D

danfromwaterloo
Feb 9th, 2009, 09:18 AM
This happens a lot to me.

What I read:
.... Palm Pre rumored to launch in May for $150

What I initially understood:
.... Palm Pre murdered


What I read:
.... Windows 7 SKUs unveiled, six versions to be released

What I initially understood:
.... Windows 7 sucks.


Post your examples. :D

= definition of dyslexia

pierrefleur
Feb 9th, 2009, 09:21 AM
= definition of dyslexia

ops, post corrected.

pierrefleur
Feb 10th, 2009, 05:52 PM
It happened again:

What was written:
----> OPP officer charged with racing

What I read:
----> OPP officer charged with racism

Sprite09
Feb 10th, 2009, 05:56 PM
It happened again:

What was written:
----> OPP officer charged with racing

What I read:
----> OPP officer charged with racism

I think that is more Freudian slip than anything else. Perhaps from personal experience or reinforced stereotype.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEIslG2McpA&feature=related

flexwong
Feb 10th, 2009, 06:32 PM
you just need to read more.

pierrefleur
Feb 10th, 2009, 07:15 PM
I think that is more Freudian slip than anything else. Perhaps from personal experience or reinforced stereotype.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEIslG2McpA&feature=related

You think so?

N_Raged
Feb 10th, 2009, 11:46 PM
What was written:
Artistic Photography

What I read:
Autistic Photography

pierrefleur
Feb 11th, 2009, 12:49 PM
What was written
Ticketmaster Canada being sued for $500 million for alleged scalping

What I read
Ticketmaster Canada being sold for $500 million for alleged escape

ricoboxing
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:00 PM
what was written:
Speed reading failures

what was read:
Thread failure

EmperorOfCanada
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:10 PM
I cant recall the thread and I am too lazy to search, however there was one thread titled "Rogers Promo ..................." or something that I kept reading as "Rogers Porno ...................."

spazzamatic
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:14 PM
what was written:
Speed reading failures

what was read:
Thread failure

ahhahah this got me cracking up LOL hahaha

EmperorOfCanada
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:15 PM
ahhahah this got me cracking up LOL hahaha

I lol'd too :p

N_Raged
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:18 PM
what was written:
Speed reading failures

what was read:
Thread failure
hahaha :lol:

Snicla
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:24 PM
What was written:
Autistic Photography

What I read:
Autistic Pornography

pierrefleur
Feb 11th, 2009, 01:27 PM
I cant recall the thread and I am too lazy to search, however there was one thread titled "Rogers Promo ..................." or something that I kept reading as "Rogers Porno ...................."

lol

Prom Night

Porn Night!