[Merged] It is official! Jessica Simpson is now busted American white trash.

[Broseph]

http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica2.jpghttp://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica4.jpg
http://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica5.jpghttp://www.page2live.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica1.jpg

http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/73388351---jessica4.jpghttp://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/80780807---jessica3.jpg

http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/96171553---jessica.jpghttp://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/96171553---jessica.jpg

pics were taken at a chili cookoff of all places...

link, so people dont think its a chop: http://www.page2live.com/2009/01/25/jessica-simpson-is-that-you/

:lol::cry:

[thelefteyeguy]

Britney Spears wannabe ;)


btw...your link doesnt work

[Yu_Qing]

pfft, tell me something i didn't know. ;)

[mself084]

Those are some serious mom jeans.

[Yu_Qing]

i just realized- her arms are the size of my torso.

[untaka]

For those of us who don't know who she is or her past mind filling us in?

[Psubs]

At least Romo isn't blind-sided and sees the O-Linegirl headed for him and can still attempt to escape from the pocket and not get sacked.

[angekfire]

This is news?

[gei]

For those of us who don't know who she is or her past mind filling us in?

+1... always hear her name... no idea really who she is or what she's done...

[nano]

i think she looks better with a bit of meat on her bones.

[gflux]

I think the problem is more with her wardrobe than with her weight. But what happened to her face? It looks like she got collagen injections.

[srg83]

Jessica Simpson is a pop music singer, who is probably most famous for the show Newly Weds with former husband Nick Lachee (I can't remember how to spell it properly). Her latest album I believe was a country album; but she's also been in a few movies recently, including the Dukes of Hazzard remake (not a bad movie for what it is), and Employee Of the Month (much better than you'd think).

[Broseph]

+1... always hear her name... no idea really who she is or what she's done...How old are you? 10?

[CSAgent]

For those of us who don't know who she is or her past mind filling us in?

What rock have you been living under the last 10 years?

[stealth]

It is official! Jessica Simpson is now busted American white trash.
Why, for putting on a few pounds and wearing a bad outfit?:confused:
I'd be surprised if you or your wife/gf has had as many years of being attractive as she has.

[trini]

I don't descriminate as slong as she has a heart beat.

[markom]

I don't descriminate as slong as she has a heart beat.

Dead girls don't say no.

[Spongeg]

Why, for putting on a few pounds and wearing a bad outfit?:confused:
I'd be surprised if you or your wife/gf has had as many years of being attractive as she has.

probably cause shes giving a concert at a chili cook off instead of a real concert :lol:

[originalnutta]

Every ethnicity has their "trash", but methinks that if you made a similar thread with equivalent language with any other race other than white, it would be locked faster than virtual particles being ejected from a black hole.

yeah but he didn't. So it's fine.

[TechRock]

wow...ggpo jessica

[BoxsterS]

Anna Nicole Smith V2.0

[Unicron]

she's still hot

[ephemera]

She looks better now.

[kleptodathief]

zomg shes lost it!


sincerely jen luv hewitt

[sindai]

I personally think she's still beautiful as a big girl. It's just the jeans and the belt that make her look trashy. Does she have 2 belts on?!!

[frogger]

The outfit isn't exactly flattering. She's put on a few pounds but not exactly a whale. I'm sure after she sees/hears all the tabloidish results of those pics she'll end up putting some work in at the gym.

[skeletor]

Anna Nicole Smith V2.0

hopefully she also suffers the same fate.

[Yragorn]

hopefully she also suffers the same fate.

haha you're so mean!

[spazzamatic]

She looks better now.

+1

i still think she looks good =D

[drumboz79]

i'd still hit it.
look at those guns :lol: her face is pretty good aswell

[sillysimms]

It's really too bad when that is considered fat. No wonder so many young girls develop issues with their appearance.

[meus]

let the girl be whatever she wants to be. its her life and nobody businesses

[dre145]

+1... always hear her name... no idea really who she is or what she's done...

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=jessica+simpson

[Emancipated]

How old are you? 10?

What rock have you been living under the last 10 years?

Yeah, seriously. We're not talking about Elvis or Clark Gabell here, though admittedly they're two names I only have slight association with.

I never thought she looked that good to begin with. She and Britney were the prototypical examples of what you get when you give trailer trash a big lottery windfall. You can take the girl out of the trailer trash but ....

[162]

Lol! I wonder if she developed a nice personality at the same time.

[frankyflwrs]

Hey there,
Just saw some pics of JS, didn't she use to be slender?

http://www.limelife.com/R/ResourceModule/generated/01.27.09.am.celeb.jsimp1_w_546_h_746.jpg

[AmberMoon]

no

[JAC]

Yeah, no wonder Romo's banging other chicks.

Comedy gold from IDLYITW.com:

"Well, this was bound to happen. Tony Romo is (technically) the quarterback of one of the most popular sports franchises in the world. Jessica Simpson is a dumb fat chick who performs at county fairs. Tony Romo should be waiting for triplets from the sorority to wipe off their faces, not waiting for the waitress to bring 'to go' boxes."

[Dash]

At least Romo isn't blind-sided and sees the O-Linegirl headed for him and can still attempt to escape from the pocket and not get sacked.

Yeah, no wonder Romo's banging other chicks.

Comedy gold from IDLYITW.com:

"Well, this was bound to happen. Tony Romo is (technically) the quarterback of one of the most popular sports franchises in the world. Jessica Simpson is a dumb fat chick who performs at county fairs. Tony Romo should be waiting for triplets from the sorority to wipe off their faces, not waiting for the waitress to bring 'to go' boxes."

If only this happened last season. They might have made the superbowl (maybe even winning it). I doubt he'd have gone to Mexico with her looking like that.

[Fanboy]

It's really too bad when that is considered fat. No wonder so many young girls develop issues with their appearance.

Bah, this is the internet. Nobody's opinion here matters.

[_Allan_]

Those are some serious mom jeans.

was thinking the same ... the bloody zipper is like 2 feet long *LMAO*

[setell]

I'm sure she'll lose the weight. She's been bouncing back and forth with her weight for a long time but honestly it's just a bad outfit! Some people here are so mean when they wish her the same fate as Anna Nicole Smith!

[Canada_7]

I'd still hit it.

[burnt_toast]

I'd still hit it.

say it...

WITH...

a baseball bat?
hockey stick?
harpoon?

Personal preference: I like her better before, and back then she wasn’t skinny. She gained a lot of weight, but still looks decent. It’s her effin outfit, WTF… she doesn’t have a stylist anymore? Those are beyond Mom pants… they are bordering granny. And I bet those 2 belts are there to cover up the tummy.

[JAC]

I'm sure she'll lose the weight. She's been bouncing back and forth with her weight for a long time but honestly it's just a bad outfit! Some people here are so mean when they wish her the same fate as Anna Nicole Smith!

She's got bingo wings. No outfit can cause that.

[Ziggy007]

I'd say it is a pretty big slip for a girl who once looked like this:

http://www.funponsel.com/images/jessica-simpson/jessica_simpson_11.jpg

[originalnutta]

Meh whatever.

She can lose weight again.

If Britney did it, so can she..

http://www.britneyspears.com/2009/01/exclusive-tour-rehearsal-pics-1.php?bfm_index=7&bfm_page=0

[cmackie]

She's got bingo wings. No outfit can cause that.

WTF are bingo wings?

[originalnutta]

WTF are bingo wings?

when old ladies win at Bingo.

[JAC]

WTF are bingo wings?

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w133/crazy_chick82/McFat-arm.jpg

[waysure]

i'd still hit it.

+1

mmmmmmm - I would close my eyes and think of this as I went "downtown"

http://www.funponsel.com/images/jessica-simpson/jessica_simpson_11.jpg