Women - please leave toilet seats up!!! Leaving down poses risk for young boys...

[ji2o0k]

Heavy toilet seats a risk for young boys

Small boys at risk of 'penis crush' from heavy wooden, ceramic and ornamental toilet seats.

Leave it up, experts say.

Falling toilet seats are injuring an alarming number of recently potty-trained toddlers, a British study reports. The medical term for the damage – penis crush.

The trend for heavy wooden, ceramic and ornamental toilet seats is aggravating the problem, the study reports.
Source: http://www.parentcentral.ca/parent/article/553694

Ok ladies, please leave the toilet seats up..........and this is why we men do it, think of the children!!!

Article gave me a good chuckle.......what will they study next ? The scientific term is hilarious.......

[ipxxx]

your thread topic is...messed:

Women - please leave toilet seats up!!! Leaving them up poses risk for young boys...

Don't you mean putting them down? - based on the article

Edit: looks like you corrected it =)

[Ojam]

your thread topic is...messed:



Don't you mean putting them down? - based on the article

Edit: looks like you corrected it =)

Writing in this month's issue of the British Journal of Urology, Philip and his colleagues report on four boys under the age of 4 who were admitted to hospital with injuries serious enough to require an overnight stay. All had been trained and were using the toilet on their own. They had lifted the seats, which had then fallen back down, crushing their penises. Fortunately, the injuries did not cause lasting damage.

They are trying to lift the seats which were left down, but they are too heavy and they are falling back down.

[teknoluv]

I browsed that article and found it stupid for anyone to come to the conclusion that "leaving it up" would minimize accidents, not to say that there actually is a scientific way to calculate whether to leave it up or down in each household.

[Snicla]

If you can't get your penis out of the way of a heavy object you deserve to have it crushed. Ha ha young British boys, ha ha! Survival of the fittest.

[Eyies]

Darwinism at work.. the strongest and fittest may have their penis' uncrushed so they can spread their seeds later on.

[joeym]

we want them down, please

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/wtf.jpg

[Nikita]

Holy hell...lol...I'd like to start a poll to find out exactly how many boys have actually hurt their penis by failing toilet seats. I've been around a long time and have never heard of a single incident like that happening. Nor have I ever even seen a toilet seet just fall down...lol? Anybody else?

[Ojam]

Holy hell...lol...I'd like to start a poll to find out exactly how many boys have actually hurt their penis by failing toilet seats. I've been around a long time and have never heard of a single incident like that happening. Nor have I ever even seen a toilet seet just fall down...lol? Anybody else?

It's not just falling down, the child has been taught properly to raise the seat before taking care of business, but because of the weight of these seats they are not strong enough to get it completely upright, so it then falls back down.

The article is suggesting that the adults either put the seat back up after they are finished, or to go with the child and raise the seat themselves for the child.

[toalan]

It would also be good if it was more acceptable to leave your zipper open, I have had a few close calls when I zip up.

[ji2o0k]

I've been around a long time and have never heard of a single incident like that happening. Nor have I ever even seen a toilet seet just fall down...lol? Anybody else?Now watch when Nikita gets mad.........she will be smashing things and yelling "PENI$ CRUSH!!!".......

similar to Hulk's "HULK SMASH!!!".........

[AmberMoon]

what about the stuck in toliet because the seat was up incidence

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/head-stuck-in-toilet-picture.jpg

[deuce]

when the seats down, i make sure to pee on it.
take that!

[7jaii]

Read the article again - this can be a serious injury.

They're not talking about adults, they're talking about potty-training (2-3 year olds). Many pre-schoolers watch their parents raise the seat with one hand and urinate with the other, and when they emulate, there's a chance for accidents. Measure your 2 year-olds arm and you'll realize it's not long enough nor have enough leverage to raise the seat, while standing in place. It's when they shuffle their feet or shift - the seat can slip out of their hands.

A pre-schooler is trying to figure how to use the toilet and you're joking about Darwinism...you're going to have your hands full when your kids arrive.

[Gloaming]

Here's an idea that worked for MY parents- why don't you treat your sons to be hygenic and teach them to SIT DOW

[bokep]

Here's an idea that worked for MY parents- why don't you treat your sons to be hygenic and teach them to SIT DOW

why would you teach your kid to pee like a woman?

[valeriey]

[QUOTE][The study's authors are calling for manufacturers to design more seats that fall slowly, /QUOTE]

This has already been developed.

[brunes]

Here's an idea that worked for MY parents- why don't you treat your sons to be hygenic and teach them to SIT DOW

How is it more hygienic to unnecessarily be putting your body in contact with a potentially germ-ridden toilet seat, especially in publics washrooms? Not to mention the amount of backsplatter that occurs when you have to take a large piss while sitting that gets all over your leg. Yeah - SUPER hygienic.

[_Allan_]

I can attest to the painfullness of a toilet seat hittin' the man.
When I was 5, I was visiting my aunt and uncle. They lived in a 50's or 60's style house, that had cast iron claw style tub, and two taps on the sink, and a big old toilet, with wooden seat. My aunt had put one of those ANNOYING furry covers on the top part of the seat, the toilet lid cover, the carpet around the toilet, the bath mat.

Well I put the seat up, and being tiny, my member would sit on the edge of the toilet. As any man can attest, when a seat has a furry cover on it, it DOES NOT STAY UP ... the seat and lid - both a solid wood - slammed down and I screamed bloody murder. My aunt removed the cover, and no one in our family has put them on since then.

Women - if you love your children, do not put those http://www.visitallan.biz/html/emote/censored.gif furry seat covers on.

[Jucius Maximus]

Higher end toilets have a little damper in the hinge that prevents it from slamming down. I think the goal is to prevent the noise of it slamming down, but it could protect small boys from this injury too.

[rchong]

How is it more hygienic to unnecessarily be putting your body in contact with a potentially germ-ridden toilet seat, especially in publics washrooms? Not to mention the amount of backsplatter that occurs when you have to take a large piss while sitting that gets all over your leg. Yeah - SUPER hygienic.

I think you're doing it wrong if you're sitting down and manage to get urine on your leg. :confused:

[cheapmeister]

I agree with the poster a few posts back- its those damn furry covers, ban them!

[_Allan_]

I agree with the poster a few posts back- its those damn furry covers, ban them!

http://i35.tinypic.com/jujner.jpg

[Nemodigital]

I agree with the poster a few posts back- its those damn furry covers, ban them!
I never fully understood the need for the furry toilet seat covers.

[Jucius Maximus]

I never fully understood the need for the furry toilet seat covers.

It's in case you run out of toilet paper.

[Piccolo]

Use lighter toliet seats?

[Snicla]

I think you're doing it wrong if you're sitting down and manage to get urine on your leg. :confused:

Seriously, plus according to Patches O'Hoolihan urine is sterile.

[deuce]

How is it more hygienic to unnecessarily be putting your body in contact with a potentially germ-ridden toilet seat, especially in publics washrooms? Not to mention the amount of backsplatter that occurs when you have to take a large piss while sitting that gets all over your leg. Yeah - SUPER hygienic.

the worst is when you sit down and your junk touches the water
i hate that.

[_Allan_]

the worst is when you sit down and your junk touches the water
i hate that.
that's why you don't pee in the bathtub.

[Tijuana]

Here's an idea that worked for MY parents- why don't you treat your sons to be hygenic and teach them to SIT DOW

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now :razz:

[joeym]

Here's an idea that worked for MY parents- why don't you treat your sons to be hygenic and teach them to SIT DOW

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2062/2426028158_752a742157.jpg?v=0

[ji2o0k]

Well I put the seat up, and being tiny, my member would sit on the edge of the toilet. . the seat and lid - both a solid wood - slammed down and I screamed bloody murder. ok dood, your description of the above is fricking hilarious........

I don't mean to laugh but seriously...........that description is gold!!!

[brunes]

I think you're doing it wrong if you're sitting down and manage to get urine on your leg. :confused:

If you are a man taking a man-sized piss while sitting on the toilet, the water in the toilet *DOES BACKSPLASH*, and it DOES get on the underside of your legs, even if you feel it or not.

And even if the urine is sterile, the water in the bowl is not, it is contaminated with fecal matter.

[UncleSteve]

Holy hell...lol...I'd like to start a poll to find out exactly how many boys have actually hurt their penis by failing toilet seats. I've been around a long time and have never heard of a single incident like that happening. Nor have I ever even seen a toilet seet just fall down...lol? Anybody else?

It happened to my oldest nephew when he was in the early stages of toilet-training. Trust me, that penis was not a pretty sight (he insisted on showing his injury to all and sundry, as 2-year-olds are want to do). Thankfully, it didn't result in his training regressing, but he did avoid the 2-piece bathroom in his parent's house for quite a few months after.