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angekfire
Oct 31st, 2008, 10:29 AM
I realize this isn't a new game, but I picked it up for $15 at EB last night. And all I can say is "wow".

This game is perhaps the single worst game I have ever played. I had heard it was a flop before, but figured "For $15, I might get a few hours of enjoyment out of it." Saying it is a flop is an understatement.

First off, it comes on 6 CDs. That is absurd, considering it was made in 2006, which already had games on DVDs.

Second, there is "multiplayer" but since it was a flop, there are 0 people on it.

3rd, the camera. I don't even know how to describe it, but the back of the box explains it pretty well. It uses a "drama free camera". This means, the camera never rotates. You cannot rotate the camera. You can use the mouse wheel to zoom in & out, but it is always facing the same direction, which makes it hard to see where certain things are, or move around other objects. If something is behind a building, you can't see it, because you can't rotate around it.

The controls are pretty bad. You can barely customize mouse controls. You have a certain number of skills. Some are left click skills, and some are right click skills. You can't assign a right click skill to the left mouse button, which is lame.

The graphics are beyond disappointing. I can barely read the text because it is all pixellated. The text looks like script text from the SNES. And it isn't my PC that i the problem, I have dual 512mb graphics cards and 4gb of RAM.

I spent less time playing this game than it took for me to install it before I threw it in a corner with no intention to ever play it again. You couldn't pay me to play this game again. I realize this game is old, but I just wanted to vent about how bad the game is. Considering I had low expectations to begin with, and it didn't even come close to that, saying I am disappointed is an understatement.

skewed
Oct 31st, 2008, 11:19 AM
If something was released a few years ago and you've never heard of it, chances are it is brutal.

I'll check out some screenshots if they exist sometime this weekend at home for a good chuckle.

angekfire
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:30 PM
I had heard of it when it was released, and I heard it was a little disappointing. I didn't think it would be totally unplayable though.