Scare the Wal-Mart clerk with 4 (not so cute) items

[nickinto]

List 4 items that you can buy and scare the **** out of the cashier..I'll start:

1) Chainsaw
2) Several small coolers
3) Rope
4) Cement Mix

OR...

1. Pregnancy Test
2. Coat Hanger
3. Gauze
4. Condoms

OR..

1. wife beater
2. rope
3. shovel
4. grass seeds


You get the idea..any more?

[mingyang]

lol

[pupazzo]

Why would you need condoms to perform an abortion?

[nickinto]

Why would you need condoms to perform an abortion?

So you don't repeat the mistake that led you to have to perform one in the first place?


I'll continue..

1. "I Love you MOM!!!" birthday card
2. "Best mom in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. condoms

[rayray27]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

[mingyang]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

yes, burry then plant grass.

reminds me of prison break malone

[molala]

sorry..but stupid thread..

you actually thinks the cashier cares about what you buy? they're busy enough and careless...

[nickinto]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

Yup..

1. Pumpkin
2. Bag of apples
3. Pack of razor blades
4. "Happy Halloween" sign for front lawn

[originalnutta]

sorry..but stupid thread..

you actually thinks the cashier cares about what you buy? they're busy enough and careless...

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

[dhamilton]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

LOL, nice

[input]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

Why bother with a ziplock bags and just use a candy wrapper?

[TapemanPL]

1)live fish
2)fish n chips batter
3)deep fryer
4)and condoms for fun

[molala]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

welp...from working at sdm in the past...i would of careless about something like this...what freak me out is this old man in his 70's who walk very slowly with his cane come in the store every week to buy a pack of mega size condom!

[Dimension]

I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

Haha, :lol: I think saran wrap is cheaper, and they have the "cling-on" type, no need for rubber bands. :evil:

[Desolatax]

1) Ammunition
2) Large Garbage bags
3) Shovel
4) Condoms (or Grass seed)

OR

1) Candy
2) Duct Tape
3) Condoms
4) Pirahna's

[Emancipated]

So you don't repeat the mistake that led you to have to perform one in the first place?


I'll continue..

1. "I Love you MOM!!!" birthday card
2. "Best mom in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. condoms

I thought this was suppose to be funny; not actual items one purchased on Valentines Day.


Get help.

:twisted:

[originalnutta]

I love when Homer was trying to buy fireworks for the 4th of July.

IIRC it was, a bottle of whiskey, a porn magazine some gum, and a box of enemas.

[JAC]

1. Goalie mask.
2. Machete.
3. Leather work gloves.
4. Work boots.

[Peckerwood]

Ammunition

Butcher knife

Freezer bags

BBQ Seasoning

I did this once at a CanTire back in the early 90's...I was going hunting. You should have seen the look on the clerk's face. I guess the weird look was because the ammo was 9mm Luger. I wanted to go to the range with friends first before I headed out with my longbow and stuff

:)

[Desolatax]

I love when Homer was trying to buy fireworks for the 4th of July.

IIRC it was, a bottle of whiskey, a porn magazine some gum, and a box of enemas.

It went something like:
Homer (trying to casually buy illegal fireworks while someone else was in the store): Let me have one of those porno magazines... alarge box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Meh, make it two.
Later in the episode...
Marge: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

[blainehamilton]

Candy
Children's underwear
Rope
Duct Tape


That would freak me out if I saw someone buying those things...

[heat]

:lol:
great thread

[Peckerwood]

Do this one while wearing a set of waders and a fishing hat...lol

1. Balaclava
2. Fish bat
3. Duct tape
4. Condoms

:-0

[VitaminB]

1) Condoms
2) Lubricant
3) Cucumbers
4) Cordless Drill

[ProfessorChaos]

1. Balaclava/panty hose
2. Lawn fertilizer (potassium nitrate)
3. Some electrical wiring and a bunch of batteries
4. Cell phone
5. Spark fuses

And

Candy
Bear trap
Hacksaw
Chest Freezer

[nickia]

I thought this was suppose to be funny; not actual items one purchased on Valentines Day.


Get help.

:twisted:

So you are into incest with your mommy on Valentines Day?:lol:

[Siefer999]

So you are into incest with your mommy on Valentines Day?:lol:

when i read his message, i was thinking the same thing. he shouldve said "you purchased" instead

[VladK]

1. Rope
2. Duct Tape
3. a stuffed toy
4. Candy

[Arkaine]

1) Toy Car
2) Lubrication
3) Video Camera
4) The Jackass video

[nickinto]

1. loads of alcohol
2. tobacco
3. porn
4. diapers

when i get to the counter start counting out my money and then say oh ****, i dont have enough: could you put the diapers back for me?

[Insane_Pikachu]

This would definitely be suspicious

1. Dog Food
2. Antifreeze
3. Dog bowl
4. condoms

[Eyies]

Sticky pad mouse traps
Latex Gloves
Vaseline
Condoms

[AmmoWasted]

Cucumber
Carrot
Vaseline
Watermelon

[UrbanPoet]

1. black shoes
2. white socks

Oh the horror!

[heymikey]

Marky Mark workout video
enema kit
one cucumber
vaseline

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Manitoba road map
Hunting knife
Chinese-to-English dictionary

[at1212b]

1. Ice Cream
2. Pickles
3. Peanut Butter
4. Canned Sardines/clams

Lick/smack your lips in anticipation of some good eatin.

[hightech]

1. Pregnancy Test
2. Coat Hanger
3. Gauze
4. Condoms


If this is not the toughest form of birth control, I dunno what is ... eek!

[hightech]

1. Ice Cream
2. Pickles
3. Peanut Butter
4. Canned Sardines/clams
Lick/smack your lips in anticipation of some good eatin.

I've actually seen this happen from a pregnant lady. I chalked it up to hormones and cravings.

[hightech]

The worst I ever seen at a Walmart in Kentucky, was an 6'5" monster of a man with a scruffy beard, scars, piercing eyes, and tattoo's, purchase 3 shot guns, 300 rounds of ammo, night vision glasses, bullet proof vest, rifle scopes, GPS system, etc. (over $1000 of supplies)

The dude scared the cashier sh*tless! She asks the guy "so doing some hunting?" and he stares at her and says "Somethin' like that."

I thought he was gonna do a bank job!

[ricoboxing]

ski mask
duct tape
crow bar
gas can

[cmge]

The worst I ever seen at a Walmart in Kentucky, was an 6'5" monster of a man with a scruffy beard, scars, piercing eyes, and tattoo's, purchase 3 shot guns, 300 rounds of ammo, night vision glasses, bullet proof vest, rifle scopes, GPS system, etc. (over $1000 of supplies)

crapmart sells bullet proof vests?!

Why bother with a ziplock bags and just use a candy wrapper?

how about saran wrap instead!?

[Squally425]

1. Baked Beans
2. Lighter
3. Video Camera
4. Band-aids? O_o

[Dimension]

1. black shoes
2. white socks
Oh the horror!

It could be worst.
1.) Socks
2.) Sandals
3.) Anti-Fungal Cream
4.) Gauze

[heymikey]

Trouser (50" waist size)
Twinkies
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Lipitor medication

[ben_liu]

I love when Homer was trying to buy fireworks for the 4th of July.

IIRC it was, a bottle of whiskey, a porn magazine some gum, and a box of enemas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

[Spray]

Scissors
Gauze
Dress
Makeup guide

[nickinto]

1. "Dealing with bullies at school" book
2. EMO cd
3. Trench coach
4. Gun

[goob3r]

Wow... so many of these have "condoms" as one of the 4 items...

[Peckerwood]

The worst I ever seen at a Walmart in Kentucky, was an 6'5" monster of a man with a scruffy beard, scars, piercing eyes, and tattoo's, purchase 3 shot guns, 300 rounds of ammo, night vision glasses, bullet proof vest, rifle scopes, GPS system, etc. (over $1000 of supplies)

The dude scared the cashier sh*tless! She asks the guy "so doing some hunting?" and he stares at her and says "Somethin' like that."

I thought he was gonna do a bank job!
Masquerade party :)

[skewed]

1. Evil Dead DVD Trilogy Movies
2. Hacksaw
3. Chainsaw
4. First Aid Kit

Hail to the king baby!

Best thread I've seen in OT in awhile! :)

[skewed]

1. "I Love you MOM!!!" birthday card
2. "Best mom in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. condoms

1. "I Love you DAD!!!" birthday card
2. "Best dad in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. KY Jelly

[spazzamatic]

1. "I Love you DAD!!!" birthday card
2. "Best dad in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. KY Jelly

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Eyies]

1. A Pair of Crocs

[reqle55]

Ok I'll bite...


-toilet paper
-box of fresh scented baby wipes
-pair of jeans
-pack of white underwear

and a smile for the cashier:cheesygri

[JAGpilot]

-size XXXXXXL underwear
-happy birthday card (to wife)
-flour
-condoms

:twisted: :twisted:

[crashcourse]

gas can or propane tank
duct tape
timer
batteries

or

3 cases of tomato juice
pack of clothespins
12 cans of axe body spray
sunglasses

[Flyer]

Box of condoms
Corn oil (Or startch, don't remember)
Red food colour
Blank video cassettes
Roll of duct tape

Probably have the receipt saved somewhere...

[skewed]

1. Two Large pairs of thong underwear
2. Chocolate syrup
3. One kid-sized blow up swimming pool
4. Several crates of canned creamed corn.

[Setz]

Yup..

1. Pumpkin
2. Bag of apples
3. Pack of razor blades
4. "Happy Halloween" sign for front lawn

I luled

[gordholio]

Kind of a dumb thread, but I'll post something.
How about 4 Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen DVD's! :)

[Lone_Prodigy]

Naturally, most posts are related to sex or violence...

[abu_sme]

1) Chloroform
2) Rag
3) Condoms
4) Skin lotion

[Becks]

I find this thread a little disturbing and in bad taste.

I think that if you are a cashier, you don't really look at the items and think too much about things. You just think about where the bar code is, whether the bills are real or not, and giving correct change.

Also, you can't buy wire hangers... those are the ones at the dryclears Are u supposed to perform an abortion with plastic hangers?

[nickinto]

I find this thread a little disturbing and in bad taste.

I think that if you are a cashier, you don't really look at the items and think too much about things. You just think about where the bar code is, whether the bills are real or not, and giving correct change.

Also, you can't buy wire hangers... those are the ones at the dryclears Are u supposed to perform an abortion with plastic hangers?

Geez, you must really be the life of the party. :confused: Lighten up :lol:

[frankyflwrs]

1) Richard Simmons Workout Video
2) Large Tub of Vaseline
3) Rubber Gloves (Black)
4) Polysporin

[sleepyguy]

so easy,

1. Bose Speakers
2. Monster Cables

j/k :)

[burnt_toast]

1. from the cheap dvd bin - Season 1 of Girls Next Door
2. a tub of vaseline
3. video camera
4. mirror

[UrbanPoet]

1. turban
2. gun powder
3. pipes
4. red + blue + black wires

[1jVu]

1. machete
2. garbage bags
3. rope
4. buckets

[Valek]

BBQ Sauce
Saran Wrap
Whipped Cream
Adult Diapers
Condoms
1 Cucumber

[Setz]

Kind of a dumb thread, but I'll post something.
How about 4 Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen DVD's! :)

How about some lube and those DVDs? Don't forget the paper tissue, either.

[heymikey]

Hostel DVD
Surgery handbook
Scissors
Gauze

[goJays]

taco shells, taco sauce, ground meat, diapers

[Sepiraph]

One time I went to Walmart to buy coolant fluid, and along the way I saw Ice tea on sale so I picked it up. I was thinking that it was somewhat suspect lol.

[Setz]

One time I went to Walmart to buy coolant fluid, and along the way I saw Ice tea on sale so I picked it up. I was thinking that it was somewhat suspect lol.

How would buying coolant and ice tea look suspicious?

[hyperion]

1. Condoms
2. Butter
3. Tabasco sauce


1. BB gun
2. Lollipops
3. Fruitloops


1. 20 bottles of Nyquil
2. Funnel
3. Hose

[Bookpreviews]

Go to the pharmacy counter and ask for the large bottle of over the counter Tylenol with codeine.
You always get weird looks buying that:lol:
I bought one earlier this week and the large bottle is 200 pills- so they always make you speak to the pharmacist who asks "have you taken this medication before",
lol.

I have to have arm surgery this week, so will come in handy tho!

Also get funny looks asking to buy alcohol wipes (use them to clean my sunglasses as they get yucky- they are ones where u remove the lenses)...

For a guy I'd say go to Walmart:

buy a Hanna Montana CD
A barbie doll
package of pudding:lol: