Kooky conspiracy lady...my stomach hurts from laughing

[Peckerwood]

This is hilarious...this lady turns on her water sprinkler outside and sees a rainbow. She is purely convinced that government is adding stuff to the water and is worried about what is in her "oxygen supply". :lol:

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/04

I laughed so hard my stomach now hurts.

KG had something to do with this I'll bet ;)

[king_george]

I can't wait to report back to HQ that the chemtrails are working beautifully. This is the first confirmed case of a person having their IQ reduced to negative numbers.

Aren't those toxins lovely to watch as they are sprayed through the NWO issue poison-dispersal unit? If you're going to be poisoned it might as well be a pretty sight.

[Peckerwood]

I can't wait to report back to HQ that the chemtrails are working beautifully. This is the first confirmed case of a person having their IQ reduced to negative numbers.

Aren't those toxins lovely to watch as they are sprayed through the NWO issue poison-dispersal unit? If you're going to be poisoned it might as well be a pretty sight.
How dare you

:mad:

My stomach hurts enough as it is without you increasing the furthered likelihood of an injury due to extenuated laughter.

:lol:

[Odysseus_Maximus]

Lol

[mingyang]

OMFG visible spectrum

[king_george]

How dare you

:mad:

My stomach hurts enough as it is without you increasing the furthered likelihood of an injury due to extenuated laughter.

:lol:

The secret of the prism is still safe from the plebes...

[Peckerwood]

The secret of the prism is still safe from the plebes...
Damnit...how dare you hoard all of the secrets...I haz no secrets.

How about you share some with me...can I be a part of your evil conspiracy of the prism?

I don't want to be a plebe any longer. :(

[Nikita]

:arrowu: Yeah, what he said :arrowu: :cheesygri

[thendless]

I wish i was that educated

[dragon_drift]

i lol'ed so hard

[cmge]

i lol'ed so hard

+1

[ladybug193]

Some of the stuff on that site is so hilarious, lol....I can't stop laughing...:lol: :lol:

[Arkaine]

hahaha how did I know there was going to be Emergency vehicle sirens in the background... classic.

[infinite.chaoz]

LOL, this is not as bad as what my friend had just signed up for today. :lol:

[king_george]

All the secrets of the prism can be found in the holiest of holy books:

http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/PinkFloydDarkSideoftheMoonalbumcove.jpg

Do not let the bong burn out. Do not turn down the volume. Do not let the muscatel out of your sight.

Learn the secrets of the prism...:lol:

[rayray27]

i LOL'd :lol:

[Peckerwood]

All the secrets of the prism can be found in the holiest of holy books:

http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/PinkFloydDarkSideoftheMoonalbumcove.jpg
So it takes pieces of cotton strings and turns then into multiple crayons?

I don't get it. :|

And what does stoner music have to do with it all?:confused:

[king_george]

So it takes pieces of cotton strings and turns then into multiple crayons?

I don't get it. :|

And what does stoner music have to do with it all?:confused:

This is exactly why your application has been rejected 16 times. :mad: I just do not know how long I can hold off on the black helicopters....

[Peckerwood]

This is exactly why your application has been rejected 16 times. :mad: I just do not know how long I can hold off on the black helicopters....
I heard that you guys have special IntelliPills that one can take to get smarter.

I have tried using the Osmosis Method to get smarter as instructed in the Manual by tying a series of heavy books to my head and dousing the whole thing in gasoline so as to instigate the filtration process by opening up my pores in my scalp.

What am I doing wrong?

[king_george]

I heard that you guys have special IntelliPills that one can take to get smarter.

I have tried using the Osmosis Method to get smarter as instructed in the Manual by tying a series of heavy books to my head and dousing the whole thing in gasoline so as to instigate the filtration process by opening up my pores in my scalp.

What am I doing wrong?

You dummy. We use REVERSE osmosis.
You don't tie the books to your head, you tie your head to the books. Geez the simplest things in life shouldn't have to be explained.

I'll bet you still wonder why you can't join the no-Homer club.

[Peckerwood]

You dummy. We use REVERSE osmosis.
You don't tie the books to your head, you tie your head to the books. Geez the simplest things in life shouldn't have to be explained.
Ok...i tried what you said but it still didn't work...then the gasoline caught on fire and I lost all my thoughts. When I restarted all over, I kept seeing blue everywhere and white writing that I couldn't understand. I think my syntax is in error.

I also think my drive is pooched, and I might need to renew my driver...he looks tired. How can I ever go from A: to C: without a new driver?

On an unrelated note my disc is still floppy, and I don't think it will ever again be faithfully inserted to once more transmit information. Any ideas on getting a correction for it?
I'll bet you still wonder why you can't join the no-Homer club.
But the Iliad was one of my favorite books...why are you people so hurtful to that ancient man?

:(

[Nikita]

So it takes pieces of cotton strings and turns then into multiple crayons?

I don't get it. :|

And what does stoner music have to do with it all?:confused:

ROFL! Ahhh you crack me up!

In fact this whole conversation between you and king_george cracks me up!

Thanks for the bellylaugh boys! :D

[Dimension]

:lol: Lol, thumbs up! This is the best thing I have read all day. There's tears in my eyes...

[blainehamilton]

RFD off topic always seems to impress at times among the large number of mediocre posts.

Top notch!!! LOL.

[Bookpreviews]

OMG, lol!

Lady needs to stop taking acid. The 70's are so over.

[Peckerwood]

OMG, lol!

Lady needs to stop taking acid. The 70's are so over.
I don't think she has ever left her house since the 70's

;)

[king_george]

Just got back from Bohemian Grove where we had a top-level conference with Moloch. This Moloch has great hooters BTW.

Anyways after an evening partaking in devising plans for world domination, reducing the population to just our members and some plebes for servants, we decided on a plan. That took about 5 minutes, so to overcome the boredom we all donned our butterfly uniforms and danced in the moonlight.

This is Irving, our secretary-treasurer/prism protector.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/butterflyguy.jpg

Irv really went overboard last night. He ate far too many intellipills and his brain exploded.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/brainexplode.jpg
But forget the debauchery and back to business.
Henceforth all the chem sprayers will operate exclusively over the Yukon because guys who tape books to their heads, douse gas on themselves and the like are just not dumb enough. We are to use the industrial strength dumb-downers at all times.
The results should look like this:
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/Yokel.jpg

We'll check up on peckerwood next week to see how his therapy is coming along.

PS if you do take the Intellipills peckerwood, you know they work only with copious amounts of Wild Turkey. You know they've taken effect when you can go outside and pee into the snow the entire preamble to the Charter of Rights and Freedoms - in French!.
After that you'll be unstoppable on Jeopardy.

BTW if you want to see the files we planted on your computer but no longer need, simply open a DOS box and type "Format C: > nul", press Enter and leave the house. All will be revealed when you get back home. As for the driver, it'll be upgraded in the future whether you accept the upgrade or not.

All fear the NWO!

[king_george]

Darn forgot to mention thanks for the compliments on this thread. Off-topic can be a lot of fun when people don't take it seriously and the doodoo heads stay out.

Peckerwood and I have traded kooklinks in the past that were absolutley hilariously stupid. I'm shocked and appalled he gave this one to the general public before letting me see it first...>:(

:lol: :lol:

[Peckerwood]

Just got back from Bohemian Grove where we had a top-level conference with Moloch. This Moloch has great hooters BTW.
If there is any reason to see Moloch it is the hooters...I have heard a great many wonderful things about It's "round pointers"

:)
Anyways after an evening partaking in devising plans for world domination, reducing the population to just our members and some plebes for servants, we decided on a plan. That took about 5 minutes,
It is plainly obvious that you and your illustrious cohorts have the almighty power of the Consensus. I sadly have run out of consensus and am without the ability to understand the prism.

:( <-- Notice immediate change of mood due to excess consumption of Fluoride
so to overcome the boredom we all donned our butterfly uniforms and danced in the moonlight.
That sounds like fun...do I have to wear my birthday suit like last time, or can I wear one of those instead.

:) <-- Fluoride make my smile look pretty
This is Irving, our secretary-treasurer/prism protector.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/butterflyguy.jpg
The above pic is a lie...reptilians don't have butterfly wings...we all know that

:rolleyes: <-- the Fluoride has made my eyes roll back into my head
Irv really went overboard last night. He ate far too many intellipills and his brain exploded.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/brainexplode.jpg
Damn he looks familiar...who is that guy?

:confused: <-- Fluoride affects memory too...I think it has pot in it.
But forget the debauchery and back to business.
It will be difficult but I will try...i don't think Lisa and Anne will enjoy being placed back into the closet again.

:o <-- I don't know how this happened...but I am sure Fluoride is responsible
Henceforth all the chem sprayers will operate exclusively over the Yukon because guys who tape books to their heads, douse gas on themselves and the like are just not dumb enough.
I strive...and all of my efforts are thusforthly wasted, and without merit. I am not worthy.

:( <-- Another Fluoridic mood swing

[Peckerwood]

We are to use the industrial strength dumb-downers at all times.
The results should look like this:
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/gmanontario/Yokel.jpg
Uncle Jim? Is that you?

:confused: <-- There is pot in the water
We'll check up on peckerwood next week to see how his therapy is coming along.
Damn...now I have to take down all of the mantraps and my alarm system(which is entirely composed of tin cans, popcans, and thin sheet metal littered everywhere and tied from the bushes and trees...Just like Sam Ratzenberg who lives down the Klondike Highway)

:) <-- Would you believe that the water makes me happy(we found ecstasy in it last week)
PS if you do take the Intellipills peckerwood, you know they work only with copious amounts of Wild Turkey. You know they've taken effect when you can go outside and pee into the snow the entire preamble to the Charter of Rights and Freedoms - in French!.
But, I do ne parle pas la Francais maintenant. Merde...C'est vrai...Je Parle la Francolangue.

Après cela je serai irrépressible sur le Jeopardy.

:) <-- La Fluoride c'est bon...Oui?
BTW if you want to see the files we planted on your computer but no longer need, simply open a DOS box and type "Format C: > nul", press Enter and leave the house. All will be revealed when you get back home. As for the driver, it'll be upgraded in the future whether you accept the upgrade or not.
I would do what you say...but I don't read l'Anglais maintenant

;) <-- Merde...J'ai un fluorure dans mon oeil
All fear the NWO!
Yay for fear...I haz a fear

:D <-- fluoride makes my teeth shiny

[Nikita]

MY stomach is hurting now too! You guys should go on the road with this! I know I'd pay for comedy like this!
:cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D

[theurbancanadian]

If there is any reason to see Moloch it is the hooters...I have heard a great many wonderful things about It's "round pointers"

:)

I guess I shouldn't bring any children then if I plan on visiting ;)

Finally an OT thread worth reading what people have to say.

[king_george]

MY stomach is hurting now too! You guys should go on the road with this! I know I'd pay for comedy like this!
:cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D :cheesygri :D

Ya know what's really funny is that all the stuff I've written is actually out there on the interwebs..:D

Nobody can possibly top that real-life comedy..

OK back to business...take your flouride now like a good girl...:lol:

[darkprince]

she's a blonde... After watching this i feel my IQ drop like 10 points =S

[ricoboxing]

wow!

i have a feeling Daddy is also Uncle

nice looking grass for a trailer park though