Do you fart in the presence of your significant other?

[studmuphins]

Discuss...

[najibs]

while laying in bed in the morning, just waking up...instead of saying "good morning dear" I usually rip a loud one. After which, I get a loud grunt from her and a smack :twisted:

[Hubster]

Hell ya!

The wouldn't be "significant" if we had to hide our natural body reactions from them. I don't let just anybody in on my pleasures!


http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/dahubster/untitledfart.jpg

[anycee]

No dutch oven option?

[Keelie]

anyone who doesnt, is with the wrong person.

[Spray]

On our third date, while driving my current g/f home, after a large dinner she could see I was in a lot of discomfort.

She lovingly said "Don't worry, whenever you're with me feel free to let it out. It's better then having you in any pain".

To this day she regrets giving me that open invitation.

[aimfox]

nope, i dont

[Jkim]

On our third date, while driving my current g/f home, after a large dinner she could see I was in a lot of discomfort.

She lovingly said "Don't worry, whenever you're with me feel free to let it out. It's better then having you in any pain".

To this day she regrets giving me that open invitation.

:lol:

[sunnybono]

On our third date, while driving my current g/f home, after a large dinner she could see I was in a lot of discomfort.

She lovingly said "Don't worry, whenever you're with me feel free to let it out. It's better then having you in any pain".

To this day she regrets giving me that open invitation.

Does she have a Sister????:lol: :lol: :lol:

[najibs]

nope, i dont

what's your reasoning?

[mlc2000]

My wife thinks her farts smell like roses.

Well, no roses I've ever given to her.

[NikonSLR]

On our third date, while driving my current g/f home, after a large dinner she could see I was in a lot of discomfort.

She lovingly said "Don't worry, whenever you're with me feel free to let it out. It's better then having you in any pain".

To this day she regrets giving me that open invitation.

EXACT same story here...looool

[sunnybono]

After the wife and I have an argument in the car, I ensure that all the windows are rolled up and the window lock button is on. Then I let it rip!!!! The affect is immediate, especially when you have leather seats!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's a ice breaker everytime!!!!! Obviously it does effect you since its your own, but man it kills me everytime to see her gasping for air:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sk

[najibs]

My wife thinks her farts smell like roses.

Well, no roses I've ever given to her.

All women think that. And they also claim that they hardly fart...but when they do, make sure I laugh at them and make a big deal out of it...

[stealth]

I try and avoid it as I dont want to set a precedent, but occasionally, and even then I try and keep it discreet.

[mlc2000]

Q: Why do farts smell ?
A: So the deaf can enjoy them too.

[najibs]

Q: Why do farts smell ?
A: So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Lets not forget the blind, too, because they don't know who it came from :lol:

[drucillica]

I foresee great things for this thread :lol: :lol:

[najibs]

I foresee great things for this thread :lol: :lol:

Why, because yours smell like roses? :lol:

[studmuphins]

I foresee great things for this thread :lol: :lol:

Being that you're female, I'd like to get your input on this...

[najibs]

Being that you're female, I'd like to get your input on this...

Hopefully not her OUTput :twisted: :lol:

[drucillica]

Hahaha, I'm gettin the hell out of this thread!

[ji2o0k]

yes i do...........

The first time, I asked her "What is that noise?"...........she looks around, doesn't hear anything and then I let one rip....

hahaha.......

but yeah, we are comfortable with each other that I can let one rip anytime...

[Spray]

She does have a brother :)

Does she have a Sister????:lol: :lol: :lol:

[najibs]

She does have a brother :)

B40, where are you? :twisted:

[Siefer999]

if you arent comfortable and feel shy with farting while your significant other is present, then your relationship is weak.

if you are not farting for the sake of your loved one, then that is okay.

[Hubster]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/dahubster/10_15_51.gif


http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/dahubster/fart.jpg

[nahim.a.a]

I think farting is extremely gross and shameful and one should always avoid it.

Especially a man who farts in front of his woman is truly shameful because a guy who cannot control his own ars has no respect for himself.

my advice, don't ever fart in presence of anyone.

[HBP]

I try and avoid it as I dont want to set a precedent, but occasionally, and even then I try and keep it discreet.

I guess that's why your name is stealth!!!

[najibs]

I think farting is extremely gross and shameful and one should always avoid it.

Especially a man who farts in front of his woman is truly shameful because a guy who cannot control his own ars has no respect for himself.

my advice, don't ever fart in presence of anyone.

A man who farts in front of his woman, is a man with confidence and trust in his relationship. It's too bad you don't have that...

Plus, what's up with your ridiculous responses..what are you...13? :lol:

Ignorant:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5901133&postcount=37

Bitter:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=511156&highlight=diwali

It's just a matter of time before someone opens up a can of whoopass on you, like 15-20_God did the other day. Who the heck do you think you are, some sort of elevated being? :twisted:

[ali123]

my paps farts all the time, there is nothing wrong with it... (until I fart)

[Hubster]

A man who farts in front of his woman, is a man with confidence and trust in his relationship. It's too bad you don't have that...

Plus, what's up with your ridiculous responses..what are you...13? :lol:

Ignorant:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5901133&postcount=37

Bitter:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=511156&highlight=diwali

It's just a matter of time before someone opens up a can of whoopass on you, like 15-20_God did the other day. Who the heck do you think you are, some sort of elevated being? :twisted:

AMEN!

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[meus]

i fart all the time in the house and outside and i taught my kids to fart too but only at home. holding ur own fart isnt good for stomach u have to let go of the gas. my wife didnt like in the beginning but she came around and now she farts too. at work i fart with my co-workers and now they fart too.

[Jkim]

Yup! and btw..whats a dutch oven :confused:

[stealth]

I guess that's why your name is stealth!!!

lol....+1


I actually kind of agree with nahim.a.a. But for different reasons.

I think women want you to fart and do stuff like that. It will make you unattractive to other women, and at the same time, opens the door for them to let themselves go as well , start walking around with curlers in their hair, mud masks, granny underwear, not shaving, comfy shoes, "hassle free" hairstyles, gain weight etc. all because you are too lazy to go into another room to let one go. :) I dont want to ever let things get that comfortable in a relationship, its not worth it. Its a slippery slope buy, make sure you're ready for it :)

[HeldDown]

You know, if you REALLY love someone, you don't care that they wear ugly underwear to bed or wear mud masks at night. Your significant other, assuming it is a committed relationship, is probably just as beautiful/handsome to you when they wake up as at work or at dinner. I can say from experience I don't expect my girl to be "done up" 24/7; seriously, why can't she be comfortable around the house at night in flannel pajamas and a ponytail?
Reevaluate your relationship if it's a problem - or, more likely, worry about getting out of highschool first!

[Electricute]

Yup! and btw..whats a dutch oven :confused:

lol, when u 2 are in the same bed, and u let one rip, then pull the covers over her head

[SLOGAN]

I love farting....could be why I am single right now.

[nahim.a.a]

A man who farts in front of his woman, is a man with confidence and trust in his relationship. It's too bad you don't have that...

Plus, what's up with your ridiculous responses..what are you...13? :lol:

Ignorant:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5901133&postcount=37

Bitter:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=511156&highlight=diwali

It's just a matter of time before someone opens up a can of whoopass on you, like 15-20_God did the other day. Who the heck do you think you are, some sort of elevated being? :twisted:

Dude, its your business whether you wanna fart or not. I just give my two cents.


You guys have a lot of time by linking old topics and such. really, its sad.

For a married guy you're not very mature, aren't you?

[cube11]

Dude ? ..thats not very mature thing to say now is it .. any ways by reading your threads and it seems u are on a mission to create as many as possible..

[UrbanPoet]

yeh, we're comfortable with each other like that.

[sans]

just nasty...here's my rating for it....

nastiness level = 10/10.

[stealth]

You know, if you REALLY love someone, you don't care that they wear ugly underwear to bed or wear mud masks at night. Your significant other, assuming it is a committed relationship, is probably just as beautiful/handsome to you when they wake up as at work or at dinner. I can say from experience I don't expect my girl to be "done up" 24/7; seriously, why can't she be comfortable around the house at night in flannel pajamas and a ponytail?
Reevaluate your relationship if it's a problem - or, more likely, worry about getting out of highschool first!

What are you like 14? That sort of "perfect love" notion gets old real fast. All relationships take work, not just undying love. I want to be able to offer my partner the best me I can be, and expect the same from her.
Anyways, something tells me you were responding to my post as if it were completely serious. Remember, the topic is "Do you fart in the presence of your significant other?". Not one of the more serious threads on RFD.

[sleepyguy]

LoL, if you are together for any significant amount of time then YES :)

True story... i knew a couple were the guy was a total neat/clean freak. No burps or f@rts in front of anyone. Would excuse himself when he had to do his deed. (I think he was in the closet ;)). Anyway she was so damn uncomfortable with it they had to break up. Yes because she couldn't feel comfortable realeasing gas in his presence. LoL...

My gf doesn't really like it but what the heck... i remind her of that guys relationship ;)

[Kestral]

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Monty_Python_Fart_in_your_General_Direction-T-link.jpg

[Nikita]

Is it just me or is there something just a little twisted about all these threads and all the posters wanting to know about other people' bodily functions:confused: Do you really find this interesting? :rolleyes:

[i6s1]

:arrowu: No, it's not just you; Yes, it's more interesting then work.


Back to the topic, I'm getting to the farting stage now. One morning early on I was waking up and just let one rip. As is my custom. Then I realized that my butt was on her thigh...oops...It probably shook her awake. I pretended that I was still asleep, I didn't move for 20 minutes and then I slowly "woke up".

I knew I had a keeper when she said that it was cute that I talk and snore and fart in my sleep.

I told her that I would get a lot cuter as the relationship went on.

[Impossibles]

I don't, I rarely fart in front of my friends either. I guess I just think it's rude. I'll usually just go to another room or get a drink and let it out.

[Nikita]

:arrowu: No, it's not just you; Yes, it's more interesting then work.



Knowing the details of the bodily functions of complete strangers is more interesting than work?? Wow, you need to find a different line of work!

[i6s1]

Knowing the details of the bodily functions of complete strangers is more interesting than work?? Wow, you need to find a different line of work!

It has nothing to do with details of body functions. It's curiosity about what other people do around their S/O. It's not the mechanics of farting, it's the social dynamic.

It is interesting to know that there are a lot of people who value the level of comfort in a relationship it takes to pass gas, and others who still find it rude and immature.

And since you're in this thread, posting, apparently you thought there would be something somewhat interesting to read or contribute to the topic.

[Phr3sh]

I don't at first obviously because i want to make a good impression, but after I stop caring what the other person thinks because we have been together for a while I don't have any problem farting around her. I think farting brings people closer together :cheesygri

[Nikita]

And since you're in this thread, posting, apparently you thought there would be something somewhat interesting to read or contribute to the topic.

No, I knew there was nothing interesting to read. But yes, something to contribute, like "WTF? not another 'do you wipe', do you wear underwear, do you wash after using the bathroom" and bascially pointing out that I find it bizarre that so many people ask these kinds of questions and are interested in knowing who does what when it comes to their private bodily functions.

[najibs]

Dude, its your business whether you wanna fart or not. I just give my two cents.


You guys have a lot of time by linking old topics and such. really, its sad.

For a married guy you're not very mature, aren't you?

Well, women like me, as goofy as I am, it's called PERSONALITY. Too bad they don't look at you the same way, in fact, you seem to repulse them just by talking to them!:

http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=472135

:-0 :lol:

[i6s1]

No, I knew there was nothing interesting to read. But yes, something to contribute, like "WTF? not another 'do you wipe', do you wear underwear, do you wash after using the bathroom" and bascially pointing out that I find it bizarre that so many people ask these kinds of questions and are interested in knowing who does what when it comes to their private bodily functions.

Thank you for your interesting opinion.

[corrupt123]

Hahahahahahah

One time, I came home really drunk and I was picking on my girlfriend a bit (playful, but just past the line) then I farted and passed out.

The next morning she showed me a list of things I did that night to piss her off, and farting was at the top! hahahahahahaha

[Nikita]

Thank you for your interesting opinion.

You're welcome.;)

[EH100501AC]

Whether or not it is (well, now was) my significant other I still try not to be blatant about it. It's just the polite thing to do.

[AloneInACrowd]

My girlfriend one time was actually the one who broke that barrier (and the wind!) we were playing fighting one time, I picked her up and squeezed it outta her.

Since then it's been no holds barred, that woman can clear floors...

[930929930]

yes....
i don't see any reason to hold it....

[IronMac]

[QUOTE=Hubster;5901330]AMEN!

This santimonious lil punk spews holier than thou venow whilst he insists upon putting these "thoughts" into threads - discuss!


Mensa material?


And let us not forget these gems:


Not a metrosexual?


Pot, meet Kettle.