I wish I can have big backyard and keep a grizzly/brown bear as Pet!!

[wasserkool]

On the labor day long weekend, I went to a nature reserve in Scugo Ontario to visit the animals..they have 6 bears and this one of them:

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8379/compressbear1zj8.jpg

You can actually go in and feed the bears and they will give you a bear hug and a big lick! They are soo furry and cuddly, like a BIG living teddy bear..i wish I have a yard that big so I can have a pet bear!

[lkn4deals]

i too wish you could keep a bear as a pet so that natural selection could take place

[UrbanPoet]

bears are the most dangerous animals in the world.
They run faster, they are big, they are strong, they can swim, and climb.
A highly adapted killer. Truly magnificent!

that being said, its only a matter of time before they SNAP. Even after all that training they are still animals bred with instinct.

[15-20_God]

if you really want to see how furry and cuddly they are, next time rub some peanut butter across your crotch before you give them a big bear hug.

[stealth]

wow, 3 out of 4 posts are funny (so far).

I'm glad the OP enjoyed his trip to see the bears. Its too bad all he learned about them from the trip was how cute and cuddly they look.

[hagbard]

Why don't you ask your landlord if its okay?

[i6s1]

It would be fun to have a pet bear, but I'd rather have an unholy army of bat-monkeys.

[Peckerwood]

Big claws and big teeth...you don't think they were just for eating berries did ya?

;)

Bears hunt deer and such too ya know...come to think of it, humans weigh about the same as a deer....hmmm

[Bytown]

On the labor day long weekend, I went to a nature reserve in Scugo Ontario to visit the animals..they have 6 bears and this one of them:

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8379/compressbear1zj8.jpg

You can actually go in and feed the bears and they will give you a bear hug and a big lick! They are soo furry and cuddly, like a BIG living teddy bear..i wish I have a yard that big so I can have a pet bear!

You could have the biggest yard in the world and you still can't have a bear.

[tataynik]

Bears are so "old school", get a chupacabra :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE&mode=related&search=

[Alvito]

i too wish you could keep a bear as a pet so that natural selection could take place

what the ****, do i have to educate the forums on natural selection again?

do u know what it means?

[najibs]

what the ****, do i have to educate the forums on natural selection again?

do u know what it means?

It means Alvito would be the first to go...

[lkn4deals]

what the ****, do i have to educate the forums on natural selection again?

do u know what it means?

ya i know what it means...are you always this arrogant?

it was a tongue in cheek reference to the fact that his stupidity was an unfavourable trait and his 'backyard bear' would keep him from reproducing

get a life

[15-20_God]

what the ****, do i have to educate the forums on natural selection again?

do u know what it means?

yes, it means if you flip a coin 50 times then you have too much time on your hands.