Japanese Translation help

[bigknickers]

A friend of mine is heading to Japan to teach English so we're getting him a few t-shirts to help break the ice. Please can some one check the following to make sure they make sense. There are a few words that Babelfish wouldn't translate it. Please PM me!!

Thanks in advance,

BigK

好む私のfutomaki ロールのかみ傷を

私はBento あなたの箱の中の一見を有してもいいか。

私はアメリカでない!

私はカナダである

私はあなたのミイラを、彼女であるセクシー好む

こんにちは5 つは、こんにちは私の名前ピートである。私はカナダからある。私は日本にいて幸せである。私がガールフレン ドを見つけることができるどこで知っているか。私は支払って喜んでである。私に既に妻がいる。私の友人であ るか。私は学校の先生である。私との取得私用レッスンがほしいと思うか。多分sexytime を好むか。

[whampoa]

Translation:


My futomaki roll biting scar which you like I may possess the glance in the Bento your box?

I am not America! As for me as for me who am Canada your mummy, sexy it is she today when you like as for five, today it is my name peat.

As for me there is from Canada. I being in Japan, am happy. You have known somewhere I can find the girl friend? I am paying, rejoicing.

Already the wife is in me. It is my friend? I am the teacher of the school. You think that we want my acquisition private use lesson? Is sexytime liked perhaps?


Woww! Nothing Google can't do. :lol:

[Lonely Soldier Boy]

Babelfish translations are awful -_-

If you want a decent translation, post the English versions and I'll see about giving you a proper Japanese one.

[tokiwadai]

BTW, what do actually want to write/ say in the T-shirt?
Perhaps it's better to start from there, rather than your translated sentences.

[DualSoul]

That's a terrible translation... both Babelfish and Google. :(

[bigknickers]

OK here they are in English;

a) Would you like a bite of my Futomaki roll?

b) Can I look inside your Bento Box?

c) I am not American!

d) I am Canadian!

e) I think your mum is sexy

f) Hi Five, my name is Pete, I am happy to be in Japan. Do you know where I can find a girlfriend? I can pay! I already have a wife. Will you be my freind? I am a school teacher, I like children. Do you want to take some private lessons with me? My we just make sexytime instead?

I changed the last one a bit but its in a Borat style. Not sure how that kind of humour translates into Japanese.

Many thanks in advance for all translations.

BigK

[Lonely Soldier Boy]

1. 俺様の太巻を噛んでほしいかい？

2. てっめいの弁当の中に見ていいか？

３．アメリカ人じゃねえぜ。

４．　カナダ人だぞ～！

５．　お前のお母さんのおっぱいなめたい。

６．　よ、Five,　俺がピートです、よろしく。　セフレを探してるけど。。　お金なら、はらうぜ。　　 主婦いるが、どうでもいいじゃん。　　友達になりましょう。　　学校の先生だし、子供大～好きだ。　　一緒 にプライベート・レッソンをやるままに何か食べましょうか？　それより、この俺様を食べましょ うか？

f is awful.
　

[sxz]

I fear for your friend's life should he ever wear those shirts. ;)

[DualSoul]

Love the translation for e) -> 5) :D

[bigknickers]

Thanks for the tips guys! though I hope you haven't translated them into something completely different which would guarantee a lengthy stay in hospital.

BigK

[sxz]

Thanks for the tips guys! though I hope you haven't translated them into something completely different which would guarantee a lengthy stay in hospital.

BigK
Well we hope your friend bought traveller's insurance. :D

Consider this scenario: your friend walks by a yakuza member wearing the shirt with 5's caption.

[yao416]

hahah at f LOL

[Lonely Soldier Boy]

*bows* Thank you, I'll be making creative translations all night.