Suggest funny comments/quotes please

[scottyyy]

I'm developing a game with a group of people and I need RFDers help

there are times during the game when villagers are just standing there doing nothing. We want them to say random funny comments.
I think the best place get creative and humorous quotes and comments will be here. Any suggestions for funny comments that the villagers can say? :)

Please keep the quotes clean though, since the game will be used for educational purposes

Thanks :)

[Emancipated]

I once shot a man in Reno, only to watch him die.

Timeless classic.


Period? Robin Hood times?

"gee, I can't remember if I bathed this week or not"

:D

[scottyyy]

I once shot a man in Reno, only to watch him die.

Timeless classic.


Period? Robin Hood times?

"gee, I can't remember if I bathed this week or not"

:D


lol nice :lol: thanks!

please keep them comming :)

[scottyyy]

any other ideas?

[AzN_RiverdaleCI]

"Work Work" - Peon

[FearSonic]

Just look up any Futurama quotes. It's the best.

"DO A FLIP!"

Make sure a villager is on top of a roof when you talk to someone watching them.

[scottyyy]

thanks for the quotes so far :)

basically the villagers stand doing nothing until i give them an order to chop a tree or mine some stone. I want them to be saying interesting/funny stuff so if a players passes nearby he can hear them

[tkl]

How about searching Eric Cartman or Homer Simpson quotes, lots of timeless classics there.

[hagbard]

Wouldn't want to be in a club that would have me as a member.

[GTAdiscountStudent]

" I heard a yell and looked up just in time to see a chamber pot being... "

" at least you have a canary in your mine, somebody sold ours! "

[GangStarr]

Suppose its not a one liner but Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sánchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, quotes are priceless. Oh how much laughter has come from "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm™". RIP Phil Hartman

2.1 Where did Lionel Hutz go to school?
Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne, the Louvre. (Hint: MIT is renown for its science programs but does not have a law school. The Louvre is a museum in Paris, France (that's where the Mona Lisa is kept), and not a law school by any means. Sorbonne is a university in Paris, France. However, it does have a law school. IMHO Hutz got his law degree from a diploma mill.

Hutz: Any calls Della?
Della: Calls? Oh calls. The Supreme Court called again.
Hutz: Tell them to sit tight. I'll get back to them.

source: http://www.snpp.com/guides/hutz.file.html

[Kohanz]

"What the duece?"

[cwb27]

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

[xpoint9]

These are the best quotes/saying I have read and heard over the years. I keep a txt file, where i got ALOT of these, but here are some of the clean ones.


He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner

it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. - my english teacher.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Ax Me About Ebonics.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

Inflatable dart board

what's the recipie to make ice cubes.

Pedal powered wheel chair

A book on how to read

[Sl300]

Im ready to face all challenges that are foolish enough to challenge me - dwight shrute, the office.

Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown - Michael Scott, the office.

Great show!