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mortimusmaximus
Dec 22nd, 2006, 07:13 AM
I was watching the movie Barnyard last nightwith my nephews.The male cows in the movie have teats.
What the hell are the creators of this movie thinkin.Our children are confused enough.
MkmBandit
Dec 22nd, 2006, 08:44 AM
aah yes Barnyard is a very inappropriate movie for minors. You should rent Freddy got Fingered. Much better in my books
On a more serious note, there are some twisted people out there. Whats even more messed up is that some of those twisted people have the resources to reflect there corruptness on screen
skanji
Dec 22nd, 2006, 08:58 AM
aah yes Barnyard is a very inappropriate movie for minors. You should rent Freddy got Fingered. Much better in my books
On a more serious note, there are some twisted people out there. Whats even more messed up is that some of those twisted people have the resources to reflect there corruptness on screen
be careful watching this movie with the really young ones. Took my 5 year old niece to see it, and she was scared silly of the coyotes...
mortimusmaximus
Dec 22nd, 2006, 09:00 AM
It is just so wrong.There is a male pig in the movie and he did not have teats.How could they screw up something so simple.
thesnowfox
Dec 22nd, 2006, 10:23 AM
Holy crap - my boyfriend has nipples! He must be some kind of freak of nature!!
mortimusmaximus
Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:28 PM
Holy crap - my boyfriend has nipples! He must be some kind of freak of nature!!
If his nipples are accompanied by breasts(the equivalant of an udder) than yes he is a freak.:cheesygri
deep
Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:36 PM
The male cows in the movie have teats.
Dude, you are perverted. Those are perfectly normal hexaphallus bulls. 6 penises is quite common among animated cattle.
(In other news, why does Firefox think "movie" is spelled incorrectly?)
ullyeus
Dec 22nd, 2006, 02:56 PM
Well...in actuallity there is no such thing as a male cow so I guess they could have done whatever they wanted, the whole animal is made up.
edit:
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=762425
googleanswers is so neat...
stevethewheel
Dec 22nd, 2006, 04:14 PM
The Barnyard creator's explanation is hokey. But safe.
There has been a change in the way we look at animals. We used to give people animal characteristics. (mating like rabbits, sly as a fox etc)
But because we've gotten more civilized and not so many people know how sly a fox is because they've not seen it first hand or even heard it second hand it is less relevant.
Now we give people charactericss to animals.....so we give the animals the characteristics we want to give them. If they are bovine and male and we want to make them more presentable we can give them udders. Not enough people (kids especially) have seen a real cow, so it doesn't hit their radar. Even if we do relate a cow to milk, we don't relate a bull to much at all.
goob3r
Dec 22nd, 2006, 04:33 PM
Even if we do relate a cow to milk, we don't relate a bull to much at all.
That's BS!
deep
Dec 23rd, 2006, 10:30 AM
What a terrible explanation from the creator. I think he screwed up and has tried to come up with an explanation in the aftermath.
sfu_lifer
Dec 24th, 2006, 02:38 AM
I think the creator himself (or itself) must be gay/transgendered.
That was very very weird for me when I was watching this movie in the airplane.
It's like a WTF moment. I'm surprised none of the animators took him up on this.