September
Sep 29th, 2006, 11:32 PM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket,
where she selected:
A Litre of low fat milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
and one package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her,
watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
Since she was indeed single.
she looked at her six items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections,
that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her,
she said
"Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"
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"because your ugly"
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where she selected:
A Litre of low fat milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
and one package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her,
watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
Since she was indeed single.
she looked at her six items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections,
that could have tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her,
she said
"Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"
http://i10.tinypic.com/47jq689.png
"because your ugly"
http://i9.tinypic.com/2mpzigz.gif