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Yaowsers
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:27 AM
Slim that awful fatty down with HP's new slimming effect on their cameras. Click the link for a demo!

http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/tours/slimming/index_f.html

:lol:

Blunt
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:35 AM
Yeah, for those that don't have a slimming camera, I'll photoshop your pics for $1 a pic!

My GF is not a fatty so I don't need this camera. But I'm sure this camera will do well in the states..

lost~user
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:45 AM
ROFL.... thx OP, my real good laugh of the day. This is first camera that doesn't add 10 LBS... I guess Rita McNeil is lining up already to get her HP camera. I'm sure there's a weight limit though... I don't think u can make a 500 LBS man/woman look 100 LBS, right?

Shaner
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:51 AM
I think I liked the girl in the first pic better before the slimming.
Being anorexic is not hot in any way! A girl should have some meat on her bones.

SquealADeal
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:56 AM
Can you imagine having her sit beside you while you drag the slimonizer meter alllll the way across on each and every one of her pics?

lost~user
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:00 AM
I wonder if HP plans to impant the slimming chip into people's brains one day.... gonna be like Shallow Hal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256380/)

ji2o0k
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:00 AM
hhaha that thing is evil............soon they will make slimming lensed glasses so that if you do have a fat gf, you put those glasses on and she will look like a slim model....

Then you would need to wear them all the time, even when making love.

Yaowsers
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:02 AM
hhaha that thing is evil............soon they will make slimming lensed glasses so that if you do have a fat gf, you put those glasses on and she will look like a slim model....

Then you would need to wear them all the time, even when making love.contact lenses

elusion
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:08 AM
:lol: oh man...that is the most funniest thing i saw...gonna tell that to my marketing/bus 106 (seneca) class in about 20 mins... :lol:

Supershyguy
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:48 AM
hhaha that thing is evil............soon they will make slimming lensed glasses so that if you do have a fat gf, you put those glasses on and she will look like a slim model....

Then you would need to wear them all the time, even when making love.


ya just dont feel bad when you find out that she is wearing glasses that makes everything look "Bigger" lol

Yaowsers
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:47 PM
I would like to see this used on a pregnant woman.

UrbanPoet
Sep 29th, 2006, 01:01 PM
hmm.... good marketing strategy. it might get all the women wanting one

babytee
Sep 29th, 2006, 01:10 PM
That's an awful invention!

Steinbok
Sep 29th, 2006, 01:10 PM
nice!

So basically the "slim" image is really what the person looks like in real life?? Since if the camera adds 10 pounds and this one reverses that, it really portrays the actual image of the person?? :lol:

m85d1
Sep 29th, 2006, 01:33 PM
It looks like the software is only downsampling the horizontal pixels on the person in the image.


Wonder what would happen if the picture is taken at an angle.

x86asm
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:35 PM
It looks like the software is only downsampling the horizontal pixels on the person in the image.


Wonder what would happen if the picture is taken at an angle.

Or if the picture was taken with no clear contrast between the person and the background.

Headhunter
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:41 PM
I think I liked the girl in the first pic better before the slimming.
Being anorexic is not hot in any way! A girl should have some meat on her bones.
+1

nini1204
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:44 PM
lol...interesting...

i'm no hot stuff, & will probably look better with the slimming effect in some pix, but personally I would find it "insulting" if the photographer use this function on my pix especially w/o my consent...but nonetheless, still a pretty cool invention & useful for some i'm sure :cheesygri

September
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:02 PM
LOL


Imagine..Christmas morning...she opens her small package and..

*WACK* :mad:

lost~user
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:25 PM
Imagine..Christmas morning...she opens her small package and..

*WACK* :mad:
:lol: my gf won't be giving me a wacking if my package was small :razz:

CanadaBoy
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:49 PM
That's an awful invention!

Welcome to RFD, again ;)

trixstar
Sep 29th, 2006, 04:14 PM
thats a gay camera.. i'm sure people will dislike it.. Especially if u had a fat wife.. and u slim her down.. she's gonna feel down....... because she knows that u want her to be slim.. and u don't appreciate her for who she is.. by buying this piece of junk

masterballer
Sep 29th, 2006, 04:27 PM
I can see Jay Leno coming up with a nice joke with this ;) :lol:

We have become so fat that we need cameras that make us look skinny :lol:

Kirilenko47
Sep 29th, 2006, 04:27 PM
Hardcore friendster and myspace users are going to be all over this. Finally, the perfect solution to taking the most 'attractive' self-portraits has been invented.