View Full Version : Millionaire Marries Own Daughter
MasterAvatar
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:26 AM
Ewww.... and apparently they each were also married to other people
http://villagevoice.com/news/0640,cramer,74593,6.html
nickia
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:35 AM
jezze that article is funny. It contains their sexual encouter details :-0 It's almost like an erotic story :lol:
Siefer999
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:37 AM
ew, thats dirty
Geese_Howard
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:38 AM
Ewww.... and apparently they each were also married to other people
http://villagevoice.com/news/0640,cramer,74593,6.html
:confused: gross.....
najibs
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:40 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Simpson wanted to marry his daughter Jessica Simpson, based on some of his comments a while back :-0
nickia
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:42 AM
This article sounds really fishy to me as I read on. Probably a hoax :!:
atforum
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:59 AM
WTF...what the hell are those f** conservative dumbheads doing...they ought to run behind them rather than gays and lesbians :mad:
frankies
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:05 AM
WTF? what's happening to this world :confused:
redi2roc
Sep 29th, 2006, 05:45 AM
LOL!!! wow ANy relation to Vince Mcmahn? hehe Jk but man I guess the term daddys little gurl is really taken to heart here LOL
Rogue_77
Sep 29th, 2006, 08:53 AM
Guess he wanted to keep his $$$ in the family.
If they had kids, what would he be to them, their father or grandfather?
Shaner
Sep 29th, 2006, 08:58 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Simpson wanted to marry his daughter Jessica Simpson, based on some of his comments a while back :-0
If Jessica Simpson was my daughter, I'd probably marry her too. She's hot! lol
D-Sisive
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:05 AM
If Jessica Simpson was my daughter, I'd probably marry her too. She's hot! lol
yea but shes got her fathers jawbone....
atforum
Sep 29th, 2006, 09:37 AM
If Jessica Simpson was my daughter, I'd probably marry her too. She's hot! lol
a correction officer needs to spend some time being corrected...IMHO
bumbum
Sep 29th, 2006, 10:44 AM
i just read that article.. that my friend sent me.. hehe now i found it here.. soo funny..
but ya pretty close..
well atleast he didn't raise her, that would b even nastier imo
Cacti
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:29 PM
WTH thats so nasty no matter how hot your daughter is you should never marry them.Have they done it? :eek: :eek:
fakishan
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:32 PM
If Jessica Simpson was my daughter, I'd probably marry her too. She's hot! lol
you shouldn't joke about incest.
lilnymphie
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Did you read the article? Yeah they did it...supposedly he seduced her, then seduced her s'more, then seduced her again. Then they got married.
Something like that.
He told her she had sexy legs, like his. hahahaha...Narcissist
sergiepopov
Sep 29th, 2006, 12:43 PM
sickening...
Shaner
Sep 29th, 2006, 01:31 PM
you shouldn't joke about incest.
When it comes to Jessica Simpson, nothing is off limits!
She's #1 on my list for sure.
CheapScotsman
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:25 PM
Given the liberalization of marriage laws over the last NN years, it will only be a matter of time before polygamy and incestous marriages are allowed as well ... then news articles like this won't be news.
delphine
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:34 PM
How disturbing! It seems to happen only in America.
fakishan
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:51 PM
Given the liberalization of marriage laws over the last NN years, it will only be a matter of time before polygamy and incestous marriages are allowed as well ... then news articles like this won't be news.
you can keep dreaming.
vrus
Sep 29th, 2006, 02:54 PM
you shouldn't joke about incest.
i got this funny story of how the world started by only two human beings...
d_jedi
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:02 PM
Given the liberalization of marriage laws over the last NN years, it will only be a matter of time before polygamy and incestous marriages are allowed as well ... then news articles like this won't be news.
Kent: "Have we started down a slippery slope where marriage becomes so meaningless that anyone could marry anything?"
Homer: "Oh, Kent, not anything. It has to exist. Or does it?"
CheapScotsman
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:17 PM
you can keep dreaming.Thats what they said years ago to homosexual marriages as well.
Cafe_333
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:20 PM
You guys were so quick to jump to conclusions. It was his daughter in law he seduced. She was refered to as Linda Schutt later in the article which was her maiden name at the time he tried to seduce her. After they were married, her full name then became Linda Marie Hodge McMahan Schutt. So this is not incest, but something familiar that came out of a Jerry Springer episode.
trixstar
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:23 PM
i heard that if u reproduce with someone in your family.. like sister brother, mom or dad.. the child would come out with problems..
Rehan
Sep 29th, 2006, 03:35 PM
You guys were so quick to jump to conclusions. It was his daughter in law he seduced. She was refered to as Linda Schutt later in the article which was her maiden name at the time he tried to seduce her. After they were married, her full name then became Linda Marie Hodge McMahan Schutt. So this is not incest, but something familiar that came out of a Jerry Springer episode. It is his biological daughter that was given up for adoption after birth and they were later reunited.
How disturbing! It seems to happen only in America. Yeah, in some other countries they prefer goats. :|
I don't see anything particular about Americans that would make them more susceptible to this behavior than Canadians or people of other countries.
nahim.a.a
Sep 29th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Isn't incest illegal?
jayisthebest88
Sep 29th, 2006, 04:45 PM
Well, what does money have to do with anything?
insensitive *******s! :|
Carnage
Sep 29th, 2006, 05:05 PM
This article sounds really fishy to me as I read on. Probably a hoax :!:
Yeah, I got the same idea. Just seemed to out there to be real.
I got to the part where he planned on making his own country, and that he thought they were married in past lives.
Then I just lost interest because it sounded like a screwed up ferry tale.
McLaren
Sep 29th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Well to be fair... even though he is the biological father, he didnt raise her, so i guess he feels shes not his daughter.
Still freaking gross... im going to go throw up now.
najibs
Sep 29th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Isn't incest illegal?
I don't see how. You can't go to jail for screwing your sister or cousin, or even your sister, unless they were underage!
Otherwise, half of America's rednecks and trailer parks would be in jail! :lol:
CheapScotsman
Sep 29th, 2006, 06:21 PM
I don't see how. You can't go to jail for screwing your sister or cousin, or even your sister, unless they were underage!
Otherwise, half of America's rednecks and trailer parks would be in jail! :lol:Incest is currently illegal in Canada
From http://www.sace.ab.ca/Code.htm
From the Criminal Code of Canada
155(1) Incest - Every one commits incest who, knowing that another person is by blood relationship his or her parent, child, brother, sister, grandparent or grandchild, as the case may be, has sexual intercourse with that person.
155(2) Punishment - Every one who commits incest is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding fourteen years.
155(4) "brother", "sister" - In this section, "brother" and "sister", respectively, include half-brother and half-sister.
Offenders who commit incest with a child can also be charged with the general child abuse sections in the Criminal Code of Canada.
konfusion666
Sep 29th, 2006, 06:48 PM
I don't think it's a hoax.
http://www.caboalpha.com/support/speakers/mcmahan.pdf#search=%22McMahan%20Securities%22
http://www.800mcmahan.com/
Definitely, there IS a D. Bruce McMahan, and he IS a wealthy Wall Street capitalist, and he DOES have a daughter named Linda Marie...
konfusion666
Sep 29th, 2006, 06:50 PM
Most of the articles on this on the net are just syndicated copies of the first one - however the "New York Post" has a different one on the same topic. Now, we all know that the NYP is on the same level as the Sun, but it still lends a little more credibility to this...
jonkaho
Sep 29th, 2006, 07:03 PM
is he related to Vince?
lithiumli
Oct 1st, 2006, 01:40 AM
nasty, that's all i can say