Getting over a Gf

[sexpuppet6000]

Finally broke up with my gf. After a year of on and off arguements, and on and off breakups. We have finally concluded we aren't seeing each other anymore.

Yes yes. im a sappy emo teenage that needs to suck it up.

Ive been up all night, and i think im gonna skip work. I need the break anyways after working 15 days straight. It feels like i have so much time now.

Any suggestions?

[sexpuppet6000]

and what the hell do i do with all these rubbers?

[PlayerOne]

first you start a thread about breasts and now you make one about this, are you sad that you may not see some for the nxt little while?

anyways, jokes aside, maybe you should stay single for a while, it's good take a little break from relationship stuff once in a while, take the nxt month or so off, away from trying to get into that chick's pants or trying to make that cute girl happy and fall for you

go do things that you would never do when you had a gf, enjoy the freedom for a while, and enjoy the cash to yourself for a while. then when you think you're ready, get out there and find that special person

btw, i think it's good that you ended a frequently-on-and-off relationships, in the end, those rarely work out

[stunaz]

and what the hell do i do with all these rubbers?
BST forum

[MizTEcK]

lol what the hell? just find another one to use rubbers than, geez

[nano]

call your friends and go see a donkey show

[Happy13178]

BST forum

SO many comments....must....keep....quiet.....

[akide]

go away and take a vacation usually works

[oceans_end]

when you turn off the light everyone is the same

[veryhuman]

Shopping helps.

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location, brand, expiration date?
:lol:

[Alvito]

when you turn off the light everyone is the same

lol, nice one.

OP if you want to get over her, go get a chick that is slightly easier to get with. that will get you over this current one.

stay in the game, if you take a timeout you may get too carried away with work or school and never get back in it.

[Becks]

...maybe you should stay single for a while, it's good take a little break from relationship stuff once in a while, take the nxt month or so off, away from trying to get into that chick's pants or trying to make that cute girl happy and fall for you

go do things that you would never do when you had a gf, enjoy the freedom for a while, and enjoy the cash to yourself for a while. then when you think you're ready, get out there and find that special person...

:arrowu: Best answer. When you spend time being single, you get to know who you are as a person better. When you date someone after a breakup to ease the pain, you're using someone and that's not really an adult way of handling your problems, nor is it really socially redeeming or rewarding.

[najibs]

Finally broke up with my gf. After a year of on and off arguements, and on and off breakups. We have finally concluded we aren't seeing each other anymore.

Yes yes. im a sappy emo teenage that needs to suck it up.

Ive been up all night, and i think im gonna skip work. I need the break anyways after working 15 days straight. It feels like i have so much time now.

Any suggestions?

Well, seeing as you were the one that wrote up a thread about wether or not you should or shouldn't ALLOW your GF to go clubbing,a while back, I would suggest that you first learn to not be possesive before moving on and even think about finding a new one.

Link, so people can see what I'm talking about: http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257695&highlight=clubbing

[prying eyes]

and what the hell do i do with all these rubbers?
Go to children's park with an Helium Tank and sell them as floating balloons.

They do make superb balloons ..........

[Flyer]

and what the hell do i do with all these rubbers?
They make for excellent blood packs if you need to film something.

[module]

send me pics of your ex.... ill take her of the rest :)

[eelfliw]

Have an orgy to help you get over the ex. Hand out those extra rubbers. And use extra ones as balloons.

Seriously. You don't know what to do with extra rubbers? These things are VERY useful. The drug store near me is constantly dumping out expired ones. I get them and use it as waterproof containers for camera lenses & compact flash cards.

Some ppl spend $$$$$ for waterproof camera bag. I simply put my lenses in a condom, tie up the end and put it in an old wool sock. As for compact flash cards, wrap it in tissue paper, put it in an used Altoids can and put the Altoids can in the condom. Condoms are also great for keeping moisture out of gun barrels. Keeping iPods dry etc. Uses are limitless.

[prying eyes]

Have an orgy to help you get over the ex. Hand out those extra rubbers. And use extra ones as balloons.

Seriously. You don't know what to do with extra rubbers? These things are VERY useful. The drug store near me is constantly dumping out expired ones. I get them and use it as waterproof containers for camera lenses & compact flash cards.

Some ppl spend $$$$$ for waterproof camera bag. I simply put my lenses in a condom, tie up the end and put it in an old wool sock. As for compact flash cards, wrap it in tissue paper, put it in an used Altoids can and put the Altoids can in the condom. Condoms are also great for keeping moisture out of gun barrels. Keeping iPods dry etc. Uses are limitless.

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[sexpuppet6000]

Have an orgy to help you get over the ex. Hand out those extra rubbers. And use extra ones as balloons.

Seriously. You don't know what to do with extra rubbers? These things are VERY useful. The drug store near me is constantly dumping out expired ones. I get them and use it as waterproof containers for camera lenses & compact flash cards.

Some ppl spend $$$$$ for waterproof camera bag. I simply put my lenses in a condom, tie up the end and put it in an old wool sock. As for compact flash cards, wrap it in tissue paper, put it in an used Altoids can and put the Altoids can in the condom. Condoms are also great for keeping moisture out of gun barrels. Keeping iPods dry etc. Uses are limitless.

buddy, they are all lubricated and slimy.

i dont know if you are joking or not.

[eelfliw]

buddy, they are all lubricated and slimy.

i dont know if you are joking or not.
Slimy? I'm assuming you're referring to new/unused ones. If so, the lube is water soluable. Unroll it and wash it in dish soap. It'll come out squeaky clean.

No comment about the slimy used ones. Yuck!

Oh... I forgot to mention.... The clear ones are also good for protecting TV remote controls. It's also an amazing elastic band. Stretches longer and way stronger than regular elastic. Use it to tie up loose cables behind the computer.

Only the best rubber are used to make condoms because makers don't want to take a chance of being sued for broken condom.

[najibs]

Slimy? I'm assuming you're referring to new/unused ones. If so, the lube is water soluable. Unroll it and wash it in dish soap. It'll come out squeaky clean.

No comment about the slimy used ones. Yuck!

Oh... I forgot to mention.... The clear ones are also good for protecting TV remote controls. It's also an amazing elastic band. Stretches longer and way stronger than regular elastic. Use it to tie up loose cables behind the computer.

Only the best rubber are used to make condoms because makers don't want to take a chance of being sued for broken condom.

Sounds like you've had a lot of time on your hands with lots of unused rubbers. Maybe it's time to get off RFD and find a girl. THen again, before you invite her back to your place, you might want to remove the condoms off the remotes, otherwise she might thing you like to get kinky with the remotes, and you won't even get to second base, before she realized you're weird.

[eelfliw]

Sounds like you've had a lot of time on your hands with lots of unused rubbers. Maybe it's time to get off RFD and find a girl. THen again, before you invite her back to your place, you might want to remove the condoms off the remotes, otherwise she might thing you like to get kinky with the remotes, and you won't even get to second base, before she realized you're weird.
Are you still stuck at that stage of life where you try to bring girls home and try to get on base with them? LOL.

[najibs]

Are you still stuck at that stage of life where you try to bring girls home and try to get on base with them? LOL.

No, I'm happily engaged thanks, but I'm certainly not the one using condoms as remote control covers.

[lil_c09]

No, I'm happily engaged thanks, but I'm certainly not the one using condoms as remote control covers.

Happily engaged, yet...you seem to have a lot of time on your hands...you know, with your 5000+ posts and all no? I think your the one who needs to get a life.

[rayesyn]

damn you beat to that one :D

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[rayesyn]

we should promote you DEAL GURU right now....that is awesome advice. rock on eelfliw.

Have an orgy to help you get over the ex. Hand out those extra rubbers. And use extra ones as balloons.

Seriously. You don't know what to do with extra rubbers? These things are VERY useful. The drug store near me is constantly dumping out expired ones. I get them and use it as waterproof containers for camera lenses & compact flash cards.

Some ppl spend $$$$$ for waterproof camera bag. I simply put my lenses in a condom, tie up the end and put it in an old wool sock. As for compact flash cards, wrap it in tissue paper, put it in an used Altoids can and put the Altoids can in the condom. Condoms are also great for keeping moisture out of gun barrels. Keeping iPods dry etc. Uses are limitless.

[najibs]

Happily engaged, yet...you seem to have a lot of time on your hands...you know, with your 5000+ posts and all no? I think your the one who needs to get a life.

Well, my job involves a computer, so I need some form of entertainment, and I do that by talking to people that cover up their remote controls in condoms.

[diabolical7]

easiest way to get over a chick, go screw another one and after sex u'll forget about the old and in with the new

[najibs]

easiest way to get over a chick, go screw another one and after sex u'll forget about the old and in with the new

Or you can just screw the ex with no strings attached. For some reason sex with an ex is amazing, once there's no more strings attached.

[Kommander_KornFlakes]

and what the hell do i do with all these rubbers?

I if hoodwink your GF and slam her, would you sell me those rubbers for half the price?

[Neovingian]

I if hoodwink your GF and slam her, would you sell me those rubbers for half the price?...Wouldn't you want the rubbers before you slam his GF? Its not like your doing him a favour. Plus he's trying to get over her & figure out what to do with the surplus of rubbers.

If you want to dispose of your rubbers and feel good about yourself, consider donating your rubbers to a homeless shelter or sex counselling organization.

[module]

I need to buy a 12 pack today cause im heading over to a girls house, may I stop by your place and pick em up? Will save me some $ and a trip :P

pm me plz

[najibs]

I need to buy a 12 pack today cause im heading over to a girls house, may I stop by your place and pick em up? Will save me some $ and a trip :P

pm me plz

You're planning to use a 12 pack tonight? Do you work at Church and Wellesly St, or something?

[15-20_God]

You're planning to use a 12 pack tonight? Do you work at Church and Wellesly St, or something?

no, he just puts all 12 on at the same time to make up for the girth he doesn't have.

[najibs]

no, he just puts all 12 on at the same time to make up for the girth he doesn't have.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh man, next time I read one of your replys I'll be sure that I'm not drinking anything. I almost just splurged my drink all over my laptop screen.

[15-20_God]

I almost just splurged my drink all over my laptop screen.

at least its a change in the type of fluid that normally get splurged on your laptop.

[najibs]

at least its a change in the type of fluid that normally get splurged on your laptop.

Actually no, they're both sticky.

[tescosamoa]

Dude you gotta make a mix tape
Or CD.

Listen to it in angush with the lights out for a weekend. Then hit the bottle. Then hit Rock Bottem. Always listening to your mix. Then go out and hit on something else.

Put the tape / Cd away and call it break up summer 2006

In 2020 you find this tape / CD and listen to it. This will cause you to instantly remember everything that summer. :)

[Ryan]

Lock. Keep it clean.