najibs
Jul 28th, 2006, 10:55 PM
I miss his witty comments and comebacks like:
i noticed you spelt "scarborough" backwards. do you know what your name sounds like when you read L_E_N_A backwards?
if its not a coincidence, feel free to pm me.
just pick up smoking yourself. its healthier than the second hand smoke you're breathing in, plus you'll look cool.
no there isn't, its your choice if you prefer an uncircumsized penis. but why would you want to look like one?
my guess is Pamela Anderson would probably blindfold herself with the feathers from a spotted owl rather than risk dying of laughter after gazing on your naked body.
usually it takes me 3 hours and a dozen shots, or $125 to get them into those positions.
keep your thoughts outta my crotch.
a/s/l? got pics?
actually, before that you need a name, date of birth, and a working brain. you're on your way since you've already got 2 of the 3.
the longer you hang out here the badder you're grammer is.
why would you hold anything WITH blades close to your balls? all it takes is a slip in the tub and you've circumcised your nutsack.
what about amputation? that should solve your foot odour problem.
i know you master debate to my picture.
are you going to make a new thread everytime a thought pops into your head?
no, kids come when a daddy puts his weewee into a mommy's yoohoo.
if i were the real god i would just make one language just to make it easier on myself. i would hate listening and responding to prayers in ebonics and then turn around and have to listen/speak fob.
imagine having to listen to prayers from george bush all day. "dear god, please let me finish this bag of pretzels without choking this time, oh and i've been really good so i would like a train set for christmas".
if you don't like revenge how about making him jealous? that usually works with guys. i'll even let you take a few drinks out of the hotel mini bar.
homo's are gay.
it jsut means he wants to sleep with someone else for the time being. pm me if you want to get revenge on him.
we all know he'd chicken out at the last minute, get back into his mom's car and lock the doors, and have her drive him home. the only action he'd take is powering up his computer so he can make a new post describing how he gave the guy a beat-down.
i have a camera and i'm in toronto. if you're a girl and would like me to take photographs of you wearing skimpy clothing you can pm me, i don't charge that much either. it'll be a change of pace when i have a willing model.
the park warden is not your mom, his job is not to give warnings. his job is to enforce park rules and when necessary, give out tickets. its not his job to pat you on the back, give you a hug, and tell you don't do it again. if you have to be warned at this age before you know you're not suppose to do something, then i worry for the public.
that's not unique to the teaching profession. i've had the 24 hour flu, the friday hangover, world cup day, and playoff anxiety days off.
you're taking legal advice from a 16 year old whose previous threads included the legality of a bouncer confiscating his fake ID and how he justifies not returning a lost cell phone?
yes it does. as most know "wang" is a synonym for "penis". "Chung" in my dialect means "stroke". The premise of the song is masturbation, and loosely translated the lyrics read "everybody stroke your penis tonight" which of course is then followed by "everybody have fun tonight".
Come back 15-20 :cheesygri
i noticed you spelt "scarborough" backwards. do you know what your name sounds like when you read L_E_N_A backwards?
if its not a coincidence, feel free to pm me.
just pick up smoking yourself. its healthier than the second hand smoke you're breathing in, plus you'll look cool.
no there isn't, its your choice if you prefer an uncircumsized penis. but why would you want to look like one?
my guess is Pamela Anderson would probably blindfold herself with the feathers from a spotted owl rather than risk dying of laughter after gazing on your naked body.
usually it takes me 3 hours and a dozen shots, or $125 to get them into those positions.
keep your thoughts outta my crotch.
a/s/l? got pics?
actually, before that you need a name, date of birth, and a working brain. you're on your way since you've already got 2 of the 3.
the longer you hang out here the badder you're grammer is.
why would you hold anything WITH blades close to your balls? all it takes is a slip in the tub and you've circumcised your nutsack.
what about amputation? that should solve your foot odour problem.
i know you master debate to my picture.
are you going to make a new thread everytime a thought pops into your head?
no, kids come when a daddy puts his weewee into a mommy's yoohoo.
if i were the real god i would just make one language just to make it easier on myself. i would hate listening and responding to prayers in ebonics and then turn around and have to listen/speak fob.
imagine having to listen to prayers from george bush all day. "dear god, please let me finish this bag of pretzels without choking this time, oh and i've been really good so i would like a train set for christmas".
if you don't like revenge how about making him jealous? that usually works with guys. i'll even let you take a few drinks out of the hotel mini bar.
homo's are gay.
it jsut means he wants to sleep with someone else for the time being. pm me if you want to get revenge on him.
we all know he'd chicken out at the last minute, get back into his mom's car and lock the doors, and have her drive him home. the only action he'd take is powering up his computer so he can make a new post describing how he gave the guy a beat-down.
i have a camera and i'm in toronto. if you're a girl and would like me to take photographs of you wearing skimpy clothing you can pm me, i don't charge that much either. it'll be a change of pace when i have a willing model.
the park warden is not your mom, his job is not to give warnings. his job is to enforce park rules and when necessary, give out tickets. its not his job to pat you on the back, give you a hug, and tell you don't do it again. if you have to be warned at this age before you know you're not suppose to do something, then i worry for the public.
that's not unique to the teaching profession. i've had the 24 hour flu, the friday hangover, world cup day, and playoff anxiety days off.
you're taking legal advice from a 16 year old whose previous threads included the legality of a bouncer confiscating his fake ID and how he justifies not returning a lost cell phone?
yes it does. as most know "wang" is a synonym for "penis". "Chung" in my dialect means "stroke". The premise of the song is masturbation, and loosely translated the lyrics read "everybody stroke your penis tonight" which of course is then followed by "everybody have fun tonight".
Come back 15-20 :cheesygri