What does it mean when a woman licks her lips while staring at you @ the gym?

[Neovingian]

Hey I'm trying to out do myself and reach 1000 posts by July 31st. So I just thought i'd post somethng for the weekend before I go crazy with the posts.

After reading this thread:Woman looking at ceiling (http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=318092) and then I got the inspiration to post this.

Based on a situation that happened to me recently while @ the gym. So there I was doing my arm curls and I look over to my left and I saw this woman who was maybe in her early 40's (possibly late 30's if she smoked alot) staring at me and then she licked her lips in a counter clockwise motion. I smiled back and just continued doing curls.

What do you think this means? More importantly, does it mean anything different if a woman licks her lips clockwise v.s counter clockwise?

[HeatSeeker]

She finds you tasty! :D

[ElChico]

She's thirsty.

[x86asm]

She's craving for some pork chops.

[ian1386]

Your physique reminds her of fried chicken.

[Neovingian]

Your physique reminds her of fried chicken....ROT'MF'FL...I Had to laugh at this one, not sure WTF you meant or how you came to this conclusion?

[purple_rabbit]

Your physique reminds her of fried chicken.


hmmm fried chicken *licking lips*

[najibs]

It means she's hungry...but not for you.

[Badman]

it means its for you (would'nt every guy want to hear that ;) )

[jayisthebest88]

she wants to steal your land and then rape your wife, and then spit onto your face.

[purple_rabbit]

it means its for you (would'nt every guy want to hear that ;) )


You're feeding the guys ego lol

she wants to steal your land and then rape your wife, and then spit onto your face.

lol dude that was harsh man lol

[manixc]

she wants to steal your land and then rape your wife, and then spit onto your face.

some guy might be into that. :twisted:

[Paolo]

it means she wants to suck on yuor .....























waterbottle

[nahim.a.a]

That's just so cheesy, and I'm also quite sure you made it up.

But then again, maybe her lips were dry and she was just licking them... why everything must lead to sex?

[fakishan]

just trying to be cute.

[konfusion666]

Hey I'm trying to out do myself and reach 1000 posts by July 31st. So I just thought i'd post somethng for the weekend before I go crazy with the posts.

After reading this thread:Woman looking at ceiling (http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=318092) and then I got the inspiration to post this.

Based on a situation that happened to me recently while @ the gym. So there I was doing my arm curls and I look over to my left and I saw this woman who was maybe in her early 40's (possibly late 30's if she smoked alot) staring at me and then she licked her lips in a counter clockwise motion. I smiled back and just continued doing curls.

What do you think this means? More importantly, does it mean anything different if a woman licks her lips clockwise v.s counter clockwise?

Beware the...

http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/game/cougar/graphics/t_coug4.jpg

[Neovingian]

That's just so cheesy, and I'm also quite sure you made it up. ...Duuuude...You haven't seen the size of these guns when i'm doing curls, were talking like 19-2o' inch pythons here. Whats to make up, I know I have nicely defined biceps. Maybe your just mad because that could have been your girl checkin me out and she had dry lips at the gym.
But then again, maybe her lips were dry and she was just licking them...why everything must lead to sex?...I've never seen a lady with dry lips @ the gym? Don't women use lipstick & liners & chaptstickbefore working out?....2ndly, everything must lead to sex, because if you haven't figured out sex is like the invisible axis the earth spins on. Its everywhere, even in places you can't see. Even at the gym.

[nahim.a.a]

...Duuuude...You haven't seen the size of these guns when i'm doing curls, were talking like 19-2o' inch pythons here. Whats to make up, I know I have nicely defined biceps. Maybe your just mad because that could have been your girl checkin me out and she had dry lips at the gym.
...I've never seen a lady with dry lips @ the gym? Don't women use lipstick & liners & chaptstickbefore working out?....2ndly, everything must lead to sex, because if you haven't figured out sex is like the invisible axis the earth spins on. Its everywhere, even in places you can't see. Even at the gym.

Hey dude, I was just kidding - but then again big biceps does not mean a big wang!

[M@rk]

Maybe she was bored and decided to mind-**** with some poor fellow. Maybe it worked :confused:

[Neovingian]

Hey dude, I was just kidding - but then again big biceps does not mean a big wang!...maybe you should try to leave my wang outta this and i'll try to leave it outta your girl.

[AzN_RiverdaleCI]

...maybe you should try to leave my wang outta this and i'll try to leave it outta your girl.


wtf is this bs, this is turning into bashing which will then lead to group attacks then this thread going off topic and getting locked.

[MrDisco]

it means she likes the bulge of your...wallet. and she wants you to post on rfd.

[rayesyn]

that was tasteful :P

she wants to steal your land and then rape your wife, and then spit onto your face.

[rayesyn]

you love using that line dont ya...you used it on me earlier on today.
she wants you to post on rfd.

[ephemera]

She has herpes

[JAC]

...Duuuude...You haven't seen the size of these guns when i'm doing curls, were talking like 19-2o' inch pythons here. Whats to make up, I know I have nicely defined biceps.
Which is great, until the cougar gets your pants off and sees what the steroids have done to the size of your johnson. :cheesygri

[rayesyn]

she licking whatever's left of the bag of chips she had earlier off her lips

[ClubberLang]

Hey I'm trying to out do myself and reach 1000 posts by July 31st. So I just thought i'd post somethng for the weekend before I go crazy with the posts.

After reading this thread:Woman looking at ceiling (http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=318092) and then I got the inspiration to post this.

Based on a situation that happened to me recently while @ the gym. So there I was doing my arm curls and I look over to my left and I saw this woman who was maybe in her early 40's (possibly late 30's if she smoked alot) staring at me and then she licked her lips in a counter clockwise motion. I smiled back and just continued doing curls.

What do you think this means? More importantly, does it mean anything different if a woman licks her lips clockwise v.s counter clockwise?

It means that If you did not act on this gesture you are gay.

[alv077]

It just means her lips are dry.

At least I hope thats all it means... or else... im.. really... really... missing.. out... on some... 5 year older than me... action...

[McLaren]

It means she has a runny nose and is trying to lick the booger juice so that it doesn't go to waste.

[Anessa]

It means you missed the boat completely since you're here and not in Cougarville.

[farooq7]

i think she wants to bone you badly!

[aw3s0me]

wow these threads are getting worse and worse. way to boost your ego.

[stunaz]

staring at me and then she licked her lips in a counter clockwise motion. [/COLOR]

she wants an Angus burger with lettuce, tomato, pickles, extra mayo

[red_roses101]

i think she wants to bone you badly!
:eek:

[Neovingian]

It means that If you did not act on this gesture you are gay....Sorry Duuuude, I'm not into unattractive slightly overweight older women. I'll save them all for you, if you want I could give you the location of the Gym & PM you when she's there.

[nahim.a.a]

...Sorry Duuuude, I'm not into unattractive slightly overweight older women. I'll save them all for you, if you want I could give you the location of the Gym & PM you when she's there.



Look, its no secret that Gay men are obsessed with their physic... but that does not mean you're gay - although your obsession with your biceps are a bit ... well, lets leave it there.

[oceans_end]

its sad when you gotta come online for advice like this :|

[nfnx]

yah shes def thirsty... prob came back from 5 min on the treadmill and there was fungus building on the side of her lips and she just had to get rid of that white stuff...

she probably wasnt staring at yuo... u just happened to be where she was zoning out on.

[maebach]

it means she wants to suck on yuor .....


waterbottle

lol

[farooq7]

Look, its no secret that Gay men are obsessed with their physic... but that does not mean you're gay - although your obsession with your biceps are a bit ... well, lets leave it there.


Let me finish your sentence A BIT I MEAN VERY GAY

[elusion]

yah shes def thirsty... prob came back from 5 min on the treadmill and there was fungus building on the side of her lips and she just had to get rid of that white stuff...

she probably wasnt staring at yuo... u just happened to be where she was zoning out on.

OR MAYBE just amybe, there was this other guy, that was behind you or w/e and she was licking her lips at him not at you. :lol:

[john widow]

I think it means sex....she wants sex from you. Am I right? Where's the lady RFDERS? Can you confirm this?

[ian1386]

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/licking-lips-c09.jpg

[Zeni]

Kind of a pointless thread, but I did get a chuckle out of how quickly the children came out to respond.

Grats on the ego boost I guess, I mean... if you didn't think she was attractive and weren't worried about missing out on something, then why bother creating a thread about it? :rolleyes:

[haowong]

Why didn't you go talk to her?

If you asked her, you would have gotten a straight answer!

[Neovingian]

Kind of a pointless thread, but I did get a chuckle out of how quickly the children came out to respond.

Grats on the ego boost I guess, I mean... if you didn't think she was attractive and weren't worried about missing out on something, then why bother creating a thread about it? :rolleyes:Funny...your the 1st child I saw who came out to respnd and I created the thread for the same reason you felt compelled to respond to this so called pointless thread. :rolleyes:

[Neovingian]

Why didn't you go talk to her?
If you asked her, you would have gotten a straight answer!...I suppose asking her would have been much more direct & i would have gotten a straight answer outta her. But creating this thread seems much more entertaining.

[Neovingian]

its sad when you gotta come online for advice like this :|...Its even more sad when people take this post seriously and act as if the original poster reaaly advice in the 1st place. The post was created to spark discussion about cougars flirting at the gym.

[Neovingian]

Look, its no secret that Gay men are obsessed with their physic... but that does not mean you're gay - although your obsession with your biceps are a bit ... well, lets leave it there....I never knew gay men were obsessed with their psychic? So are they all physic? So tell me whats going to happen tomorrow/ next week?...LOL!!...
You really seem to know a lot about gay men. Is there anything else you'd like to share?

[obernewtyn]

just reading this whole thread cracks me up..Hilarious comments!!

[fitbrit]

Here's what I found. Interesting site, but it keeps going down.



Clockwise lip licking by female primates:

In higher primates (chimpanzees, gorillas, orang-utans and humans) lip licking by females is often a sign of dry lips. This behavior is common to the males of these species too. However, a clockwise licking motion while the gaze is centered on a sexually mature male of the same species correlates over 90% as an indicator of interest (See IOI) in mating with the male. If the male responds by beating the chest or flexing the buttocks, or other muscles, the proportion of lip-licking encounters that lead to sexual intercourse rapidly approaches 100%. In humans, the male flexing may be accompanied by a smile, but human behaviour is more complex and concomitant mating is less well predicted by these preceding events.

Counter/Anti-clockwise lip licking by female primates:

Interestingly, the ony higher primates that indulge in this behavior are humans. If a left-handed woman licks her lips in a counter-clockwise direction, it again indicates dry or irritated lips.
If the woman is staring at a sexually mature male at the same time, she is often mimciking the action of a pre- breast-feeding ritual male babies carry out before sucking on a woman's nipple; all baby boys lick their lips (counter-clockwise) prior to nursing.
Older (menopausal) women who display this behaviour are usually lamenting their non-lactating breast tissue, and yearn to be able to nourish their sons once more. Often these women are seen exerting an earnest effort to appear younger by visiting estheticians, applying excessive make-up, or enrolling in exercise classes. If the male subject mistakenly responds by flexing or smiling or both, incestuous thoughts may be planted in the female and can lead to sudden onset of nausea and a feeling of 'being deeply disturbed'. Only seven documented cases exist in which this particular progression of behaviors has led to mating between the older female and younger male.

[WhiteFlagDeals]

Lick your lips and stare back at her.

[gordholio]

Why ask us? You'll get nowhere that way.
Why don't you go up and ask her out? :)

[Zeni]

Funny...your the 1st child I saw who came out to respnd and I created the thread for the same reason you felt compelled to respond to this so called pointless thread. :rolleyes:

Run on much? :lol:

[bmwmini]

Your physique reminds her of fried chicken.

INSTANT PLATINUM :lol:

[delphine]

Are you sure she was looking at you and not at the guy behind you??? :evil: :evil: :cheesygri

[mizermalice]

you were supposed to lick your lips back, clockwise. it's common courtesy foo