Funny Last Names

[Genia11]

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/7XUE.html

[LegiT]

lol...but he's dam loaded. He could silence anyone who laughs at his last name.

[jayisthebest88]

this is not funny......Dikshit is a very very honourable name, shame on you for raping it

[Gordon]

this is not funny......Dikshit is a very very honourable name, shame on you for raping it

Hell noo!! It's too funny! It's even funnier than those 40 letter last names! :lol:

[skev13]

Hell noo!! It's too funny! It's even funnier than those 40 letter last names! :lol:
:|

[porphyra]

A) Its a repost.
B) Grow up.

[Codegen]

Not a last name, but my dad once met somebody named 'Annie Diot'

Oh, and I've seen a trophy for 'The Hardon Award" named after Harry Hardon.

[Badman]

lol nice one op ;)

[Kirilenko47]

Hahah, pronounced "dix-it"...

Semi related: Apparently Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr are engaged. The combination of their last names would be pretty funny.

[najibs]

In my old job I had to call up lots of executives, and I still remember some of the funny names, so here goes. Yes, these are real names:

Harry Madonna
Dick Hunter
Dick Cox - This guy was the president of a beef company, to add to the irony!

and last, but not least...

Gay Love

:lol:

[ian1386]

There was girl I know named Haily Kuntz....it always sounded odd over a low-quality cell-phone connection.

[atforum]

His name is better than dick cheney :D :D

[plymouthhater]

My father swears that he had a teacher in public school back in the 30's named Jack Kass.

Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lipschitz

[nx2k]

In my old job I had to call up lots of executives, and I still remember some of the funny names, so here goes. Yes, these are real names:

Harry Madonna
Dick Hunter
Dick Cox - This guy was the president of a beef company, to add to the irony!

and last, but not least...

Gay Love

:lol:
i had to call some dude name Dick Stoker
i had to read it carefully to make sure it wasn't dick stroker and keep myself from laughing

[rayesyn]

i hope they aren't reading that post najibs ;)

In my old job I had to call up lots of executives, and I still remember some of the funny names, so here goes. Yes, these are real names:

Harry Madonna
Dick Hunter
Dick Cox - This guy was the president of a beef company, to add to the irony!

and last, but not least...

Gay Love

:lol:

[kfc]

Is this guy a muslim? Cuz if he is, gambling is a haram and this guy will be going to hell.

[prying eyes]

Is this guy a muslim? Cuz if he is, gambling is a haram and this guy will be going to hell.
NOPE....

[Ayla500]

A friend of a friend, Monica Mukenfuss

[Casanova]

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/7XUE.html


dikshit, hehe

[vrus]

There house close by for sale and the real estate agent is named Mary Semen. Everytime I walk by I laugh.

[Firestorm ZERO]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman

how about dick assman? remember him from letterman?

[Chin-Pang]

There's a guy at the Rogers Celtek store at Crystal Mall. His name is Dickie Chew.

[bionicbadger]

Have to revive this thread, found a great one.

http://www.nuffieldhospitals.org.uk/az_showconathosp.asp?hid=28&cid=21015&sid=1190

Mr Nicholas N Burns-Cox, Urologist

you can't make up stuff like this :cheesygri

[Siefer999]

long wang. i know two people with this name.

[Kranberry]

Or how about Lucious Pusey

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

[infinite.chaoz]

long wang. i know two people with this name.

LOL, the closest I got to that was Hugh Wang

[P__S__2]

lol those are some funny names.

[corrupt123]

My girlfriend told me about a woman named "Sandy Cooch"

She way probably an angry woman :lol:

[ghostryder]

My GF and her mom heard this while walking through the hospital

"paging Dr Goner. Dr. Goner to the mourge..."

If they had laughed any harder they may have ended up in the mourge :lol:


www.sasksurgery.ca/individual/g/gonor-saul.htm

[cwb27]

I know a Muchmore and also a Deadman

[AMDr]

this is not funny......Dikshit is a very very honourable name, shame on you for raping it

Never heard of him... does that mean I don't know Dikshit? :cheesygri

[Steeve Urkel]

In my old job I had to call up lots of executives, and I still remember some of the funny names, so here goes. Yes, these are real names:

Harry Madonna
Dick Hunter
Dick Cox - This guy was the president of a beef company, to add to the irony!

and last, but not least...

Gay Love

:lol:

There's a lady in the Ottawa Citizen newspaper that has a cooking column an dher name is Gay Cook :o that is her real name.
My sister saw that and thought it was a joke.

Kinda funny that her last name is Cook and she does work related to cooking :), but funnier that her name is "Gay Cook" , lol

Also, went to school with a girl whose last name was Drinkwater....

One of my friends last names is Willbee, so I keep on telling her "Elina Will be smart one day" , jk

[billdozer]

Michael Hickenbottom

[1xTiMeR]

Bobby CurrentThreadisLAME

[ItemFinder]

Also, went to school with a girl whose last name was Drinkwater....
So that's the family the street is named after.

[urameatball]

when I use to work at RBC, there was a customer named Long Dong.


but some of the other contributions in this thread are much funnier.

[peterk]

There was girl I know named Haily Kuntz....it always sounded odd over a low-quality cell-phone connection.

hey I know her! spunky, blonde, outdoorsy type?

[najibs]

For those who understand Spanish...I went to school with a guy whose dad was an architect and his name was 'Armando Casas.' The translation to that would be 'Building Houses' :lol:

In english it doesn't sound good, but in Spanish it does, since Armando is a common name, and casas is a common last name.

[yao416]

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/10/7XUE.html

The link has my last name :razz: *Chinese*

[corrupt123]

Bobby CurrentThreadisLAME

You resurrect a 6+ month old thread and call IT lame? :rolleyes:

[cheeseshredder]

Have to revive this thread, found a great one.

http://www.nuffieldhospitals.org.uk/az_showconathosp.asp?hid=28&cid=21015&sid=1190

Mr Nicholas N Burns-Cox, Urologist

you can't make up stuff like this :cheesygri

How did you even find that? :lol:

[CYP3A4]

Bobby CurrentThreadisLAME
You know Bobby? Wow, small world, tell him I said hi.

when I use to work at RBC, there was a customer named Long Dong.

LOL, he must have been very popular in school.

[Jucius Maximus]

I have a cousin who's a minister.

He performed a wedding ceremony for one woman who was really looking forward to be married because she didn't like her last name 'Sheepshead.'

The guy she married was names 'Ramsbottom."

:lol:

[Steeve Urkel]

I knew a girl whose last name was DRINKWATER.....really

A girl named MYCHOW...I really hated her so at school would call her "puppy chow" lol,

Her sister was also called MYCAN.....yup!

I also met a kid named BUCKAROO a few years ago. I was at a pool and his parents were there and it was really his name....

I know a Hatian woman whose first name is LaConne (in french that mean's "stupid", :lol:

Someone on another message board named her daughter Roo>:(

[CSAgent]

Gwyneth Paltrow named her daugther Apple... what kind of messed up person names their kid Apple?

[stealth]

John Updike

[Hubster]

Previous customers named Sal Manella and Harry Annus. :eek:

Friend named Richard Byrd - of course everyone calls him Dicky for short ;)

People I know:

Penny Ho
Rosy Hole - her mom's first inital is A, so call display shows A.Hole calling. My kids love that :lol:
Mary Lambe - and she had had three little ones actually
Betty Booper


All for now!

[1xTiMeR]

You resurrect a 6+ month old thread and call IT lame? :rolleyes:

lol, i was actually searching for "dickie" work pants and this thread came up and seemed odd.

Khong is a crazy last name, Ftw :lol:

[Dibble]

I think the worst i've seen so far are...

Harry Poon
and
Genuine Ho

[Topher]

May parents used to play bridge with another couple - the Boogers, and yes, the lady's name was Ima. (Poor lady). Actually she really liked it because nobody EVER forgot her name. LOL

[Kranberry]

Gwyneth Paltrow named her daugther Apple... what kind of messed up person names their kid Apple?

You've obviously never been to Hong Kong. Plenty of girls named Apple in Hong Kong, the kicker is the girls most likely picked out their English name themselves and not their parents.

[gordholio]

When I did telemarketing, we got some funny names. One person I talked to was named Vu Du!

[Zeev20]

How about....

Long Damm? Rearrange to Damm Long... :lol:


Cheers

[stealth]

When I worked as a TA, I was surprised how many students were named (legitimately) variations of James Bond and Michael Jackson....At first I thought they were just taking the piss. :)

[klue]

the vice principal of a high school... Harry Weiner

LOLLL

[boonjaca]

Used to work with a lady with the last name Hornblower