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Mehrtens
Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:44 PM
The article does not mention if it was hard or not. :lol:


An Australian painter has gained notoriety by using his penis as a brush to paint a portrait of the Prime Minister.

Tim Patch also used his penis to paint opposition leader Kim Beazley, reports the Sidney Morning Herald.

He unveiled both portraits at the opening of the Sexpo exhibition in Perth.

Mr Patch, from Queensland, admitted his family were a little surprised by his new painting technique.

He said: "My dad is not too impressed. He shook his head and said: "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"."

The former builder was drawing quick portraits in a market until recently.

"Then I told a friend I could paint with my d*** and she was really enthusiastic," he said.

After revealing his talent at a New Year's Eve party, he started sending his penile art pictures to galleries.

"But nobody really wanted to know until I sent them to Sexpo and they loved it," he said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1830709.html?menu=news.quirkies

Cruel_Angel
Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:48 PM
now thats using your head~*

atforum
Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:48 PM
:D :D :D

najibs
Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:53 PM
Ouch...I'm sure rubbing it on a piece of canvas would hurt, no matter how oily the paint :cheesygri

UrbanPoet
Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:57 PM
Ouch...I'm sure rubbing it on a piece of canvas would hurt, no matter how oily the paint :cheesygri

how about against a carpet :|

eelfliw
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:19 PM
Wonder how many strokes he used?

konfusion666
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:21 PM
did he use multiple colors, or just.... white stuff?

ElChico
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:25 PM
http://www.penileart.com/images/425_George_Bush.jpg

http://www.penileart.com/worldleaders.html

It's better then I could do.

From the F.A.Q 's

Q. Do you get any medical problems?
A. I use non toxic water based acrylic and as long as I drink a lot…

Q. How do you stop getting too excited?
A. Concentration, I take the performance very seriously it is entertainment, erotic Yes but non sexual it’s a gift, its Art.

Q. Does your Penis ever get sore ?
A. There is a limit to how long one can paint for especially on canvas.

gordholio
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:29 PM
Wow, he did a Bush with his penis. :lol:
I bet he didn't write his name (on the bottom right) with his you know what.

Just imagine of one these artists at the local fair doing your portrait for $20.

ElChico
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:31 PM
Wow, he did a Bush with his penis. :lol:
I bet he didn't write his name (on the bottom right) with his you know what.

Just imagine of one these artists at the local fair!

From the FAQs

Q. How do you sign the finished picture?
A. I force the head of my Penis squashed into the canvas as flat as I can get it and then pull away quickly I then sign Penile Art Tim Patch around the imprint.

CanadaBoy
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:34 PM
:cheesygri
NSFW
http://www.penileart.com/femalenudes.html

buddhaboy12
Jul 2nd, 2006, 11:52 PM
Peter Griffin: "Am I... am I suppose to paint with my penis?"

Codegen
Jul 3rd, 2006, 12:34 AM
^

Wasn't it "Am I supposed to paint his penis" or something along thje lines of that?

Steeve Urkel
Jul 3rd, 2006, 12:38 AM
"interesting" idea.

wonder how much his art goes for..more out of curiosity.

cyberknight
Jul 3rd, 2006, 12:54 AM
I guess this isn't that farfetched if they can make walking an olympic sport.

buddhaboy12
Jul 3rd, 2006, 01:10 AM
^

Wasn't it "Am I supposed to paint his penis" or something along thje lines of that?

It was... but it doesn't relate as well to the story, but good catch on the line ;)