Crotchety Old Man
Feb 24th, 2006, 07:59 AM
In competition with the Mr. Gay International contest, Tom Crouse, an American pastor has devised the new Mr. Hetero contest (http://www.mrhetero.com/mrhetero.htm)!
According to Tom, "you never hear of anything for heterosexuals" so he came up with the following hetero skill tests:
Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
This reminds me of when children ask "How come there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but no Children's Day?" - the parents stock answer of course, is "Every day is Children's Day!"
According to Tom, "you never hear of anything for heterosexuals" so he came up with the following hetero skill tests:
Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model
This reminds me of when children ask "How come there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but no Children's Day?" - the parents stock answer of course, is "Every day is Children's Day!"