Worst song lyrics ever... No seriously...

[plisk3n]

I'm never a fan of these teeny bop bullsh1t, but this has got to be one of the worst ever.

"Summer Girls"

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]


Excuse me while I get my shotgun.

[iamoldskool]

worst chorus ever:

"i am number one, because two is not a winner and three nobody remembers."
-nelly

[x86asm]

worst chorus ever:

"i am number one, because two is not a winner and three nobody remembers."
-nelly

What are you talking about? That song is nice, there are much worse songs out there.

Check out "Sandwiches" by Detroit Grand Pubas, the crappiest song ever. You will laugh through the whole song TRUST ME!

[UrbanPoet]

"hit me baby one more time" (entire song)
-Britney Spears

This song was coming from such an innoccent girl @ the time. Yet it had so many sexual connotations!

[Bordello]

"My milkshake is better than yours"

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?'

[steve.m]

anything by craptacular black eyed turds.

[hackslash]

who's that by?

And the course seems copied (or very similar) from a verse in Eminem's song "Marshall Mathers"...

New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of ****
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******* in public, I'ma love it..

[gprime]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ethesuperficial%2Ecom%2Farc hives%2F2006%2F01%2F24%2Fkevin%5Ffederline%5Fjams% 5Fto%5Fpopoza%2Ehtml

Thread finished :D

[Codegen]

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these icies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[steve.m]

enjoy :cheesygri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

b40 where are you lol you are missing this.

[Twitch1977]

Apparently you guys haven't heard Nelly singing about his shoes:

"Air Force Ones"

[Intro]
Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy

[Chorus]
I said give me two pair
(cause) I need two pair
So I can get to stompin in my air force ones
(Big boys) stompin in my air force ones

[Nelly]
I like the all white high top strap with the gum bottom
(Big boy) theres somthin bout dem that's dirty why I got em
(Big boy) I leave um strapped and laced and come up out um
(Big Boy) the last person who touched 'em I benn shot 'em, (big boy)

[Kyjuan]
Now if you looked, and seen lime green forces and kiwi
(Big boy) you couldn't get this color if you had a personal genie
(Big boy) you now I keep it hip-hop
My niggas flip flop
(Big boy) yea my force ones and tip top
(Me) now form a flip flop, (big boy)

[Ali]
I like the limited edition to kaki and army green
(Big boy) patent leather pin stripe you should see how I do the strings
(Big boy) size twelve with the strap
Red and white with a cardinal cap
(Big boy) all flavors well it just depend
on when and (don't get me) where I am at (Big boy)

[Murphy Lee]
Don't get me wrong man
And Murphy lee aint dumb man
(Big boy) cuz if the shoe is on the shelf you should have some man
(Big boy) you can not sit up and tell me that you have none man
(Big boy) you may not have three or four but you got one man (big boy)

[Chorus x2]

[Murphy Lee]
We up in footlocker I'm looking like I need those
(Big boy) ten in a half and if you got em give me two of those
(Big boy) I can tell she never seen murphy lee befo
(Big boy) cuz shes just standin ther as if I'm shootin free throws
(Big boy) I said excuse me miss I only wanna buy shoes
(Big boy) she said I love u Murph especially in the white in blue
(Big boy) I said the white in blue sound nice make it twice
(Big boy) and I signed an (yo) autograph
(yo) "thanks for the advice" (big boy)

[Ali]
I keep it real dirty, dirty you know how I do
(Big boy) purple in gold with the Lakers the broncos the orange in blue
(Big boy) I like em floppy with ankle socks
lows mids and high tops, (big boy) With the clear sole,
But this tims and fat laces with it is cold
(Big boy) but when the winter goes (blhhha) and the hot summer flows
(Big boy) then its back to the all purpose with em and dots in the toe
(Big boy) then I'm stopping this dough that I'm spending fa sho
(Big boy) on dem Nike air force "N" "E" behind de "O" (big boy)

[Kyjuan]
O.. k li, I treat my shoe like my ride
(Big boy) chrome on the fat laces at what wood on the inside
(Big boy) spray candy on the swoosh
With the electric poofs
(Big boy) since I put a kit on the sole now I got a wider shoe
(Big boy) you see that low misk with the purple coop I'm drivin them
(Big boy), (Kyjuan, where you getting dem colors, are you dyin them)
(Big boy) ten is my size in dem
No point in tiein dem
(Big boy) aint no point in tryin these on
You know I'm buyin dem (big boy)

[Nelly]
Now don't nothing get the hype on first site like, white on whites
(Big boy) dem three quarters them lows they all tyte
(Big boy) the only problem they only good for one night
(Big boy) cuz once you scuff um you ****ed up your whole night
(Big boy) whats my basis? The look up sto on his faces
(Big boy) this kids outrageous hes byein them by the cases
(Big boy) cuz once I cop um gut um and switch the laces
(Big boy) they all purpose ya heard me kinda like my Dayton's (big boy)

[Chorus x2]

[Kyjuan]
I wore spurs at first now theres tape on dem
(Big Boy) damn, when those come out so I write the date on them
(Big Boy) these Louies Vuitton ones, you gotta wait on them
(Big boy) I had to get em early so I spent more cake on dem (big boy)

[Murphy Lee]
Look I'm tryin to keep it up like a one minute man
(Big boy) while Ali on the Kawasaki two head bands
(Big boy) jewelry and all
(Wow) fish bowl in the mall
(Big Boy), (I got some fifteens) security buyin shoes and all (big boy)

[Nelly]
Now some time I get em free some time I gotta pay
(Big boy) walk in the mall and they now what I'm bout to say
(Big boy) gimme the black and platinum, and leather gray
(Big boy) ones in the back and (yo)
tha pair you got on display (check), (big boy)

[Ali]
Now were da boxes were I keep mine (keep mine)
You should beep mine (big boy), (beep mine)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
(Big boy) I'm just a sneaker pro
I love pumas and shell toes
(Big boy) but cant nothin compare to a fresh crispy white pair (big boy)

[Chorus x2]

Big boy.. Big boy.. Big boy

[gprime]

enjoy :cheesygri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

b40 where are you lol you are missing this.

wowow. greatest music video ever.

funny: youtube marks this as a 'related' video:
http://www.youtube.com/w/7-pound-dildo?v=hJzCrOjI394&search=hooked%20paranoia
( kid gets beaten with a 7lb dildo )

[Driftwood]

Simple Plan. Man their lyrics suck...

[hyperion]

FALL OUT BOY LYRICS

"Sugar We're Going Down"

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

See this movie:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4068767512452275304
Warning: not PG13

[ephemera]

I find it funny that most of those lyrics quoted are 'ghost written'

[MrWizard]

I really don't care for the actual song 'My Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas, but watching Fergie shake her ass is more than enough reason to watch it.

[RVDTHPS]

Anything by the black eyed peas with fergee or whatever is garbage

[johnnyepy]

BEP is ********

[ji2o0k]

enjoy :cheesygri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

b40 where are you lol you are missing this.

MUHAHAHHA, I thought that was a fake video but it is real !!! WTF, I think that song/lyrics and video wins handsdown

wowow. greatest music video ever.

funny: youtube marks this as a 'related' video:
http://www.youtube.com/w/7-pound-dildo?v=hJzCrOjI394&search=hooked%20paranoia
( kid gets beaten with a 7lb dildo )

HAHAHA that video was fricking hilarious. Very entertaining !

[PMech]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ethesuperficial%2Ecom%2Farc hives%2F2006%2F01%2F24%2Fkevin%5Ffederline%5Fjams% 5Fto%5Fpopoza%2Ehtml

Thread finished :D

I. HATE. Kevin. Federline.

I. Want. Him. Gone. (re: Missing).

[steve.m]

this came out years ago and i was like WTH at the video

Lyrics to Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes


Fish Heads
**********

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!

by Barnes and Barnes
From the album:

Voohbaha!

[sPiKyAZN]

Search up any tony yayo song. lol

[goob3r]

The OP's song is by LFO, something like 8 years ago.

This is the worse song, only place I've ever heard it was on Kingston's radio stations but it makes me want to stab my ears out whenever I hear it.

Patio Latterns by Kim Mitchell
Our house had the biggest patio
Our house had all the summer shade
We had patio lanterns
I'd spend half the night making lemonade
Which we drank a lot
'cause we were all so shy
Shy and nervous
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to dance
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to kiss
Under those patio lanterns
Those patio lanterns
They were the stars in the sky
Those patio lanterns
Lighting up our lives
Those patio lanterns
They were the stars in the sky
Those patio lanterns
Lighting up our lives
Oh those patio lanterns
And i was stuck on Joy
(that was her name)
We didn't talk much
She was a nervous girl
I was a nervous boy
We stuck together like glue on glue
Dancing to an old song
Bobby vinton's blue on blue
Heartache on heartache

[kingsley]

who's that by?

And the course seems copied (or very similar) from a verse in Eminem's song "Marshall Mathers"...

New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of ****
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******* in public, I'ma love it..

It's by a group called LFO.

[porphyra]

enjoy :cheesygri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

b40 where are you lol you are missing this.

Haha.. Saw this a while back. David Hasselhoff is a Camp Genius as it is, but only a pretender to the throne. The real king of Camp is none other than:

<-----

Yes William Shatner. If you ever catch some of his older videos and albums...They are so bad that they are good.

And incase, anyone missed Spock trying to be Elvis and JRR Tolkien at the same time:

http://www.tolkiencollector.com/movies/bibobag.mov

[DJ_Peanuts22]

its gotta be the S-N-double-O-P D-O-double-giz-ee's song about "controlling hoes"/hitting women

SNOOP DOGG LYRICS

"Can U Control Yo Hoe"
(feat. Soopafly)

Niggas, get your milla genuine draft, cause its milla time, we about to go hard on these hoes on
this one right here.

[Chorus]
[soopafly] Can you control your hoe? (You got a ***** that wont do what you say)
You can’t control your hoe? (She hardheaded, she just won’t obey)
Can you control your hoe? (You’ve got to know what to do, and what to say)
You’ve got to put that ***** in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face.
Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?

I went to your house; your girl came in and started cussing you out. You should have slapped her
in her face, I wanted to tell you, but it wasn’t my place. I kept it on the low, cause I know you
was gonna check that hoe. But instead, you was quiet as a mouse, maybe you started to think it
wasn’t your house. Cause she was acting like a nut, you got a kind of ***** that would kick your
butt. What kind of pimp holds back? Never met a ***** that a pimp can’t slap, whats wrong with
the pimpin’? Why you get a whippin’? All I got to say is this:

[Chorus]

[Verse: 2]
This is what you made me do; I really didn’t want to put hands on you. But ***** you playin’
with fire, i'm so sick and tired, of loud mouth bitches like you, a nigga had to go and put tips
on you, cause ***** you playin’ with fire, i'm so sick and tired.

This is what you forced me to do, I really didn’t want to put hands on you, but ***** you
playin’ with fire, i'm so sick and tired. Of bitches like you, a nigga had to go and put tips on
you, ***** you playin’ with fire, I’m so sick and tired.

[Chorus]
(No: can you control your hoe? At the end.)

[drucillica]

I got you one better:

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!

Thanks, usher, that's an awesome chorus. How did you ever think of that??

Other lines worth mentioning:

Take that and rewind it back, Lil' Jon got the beat to make ya booty go (clap)

umm.. make my booty go.....what?!?


My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say

[awesome-o]

the fall out boy song lyrics are not that bad.

I point you all to the worst chorus ever written (although it is a badass song):
http://www.lyricsmine.com/lyrics/15718/Noreaga/Superthug

[coreanbbq]

the fall out boy song lyrics are not that bad.

I point you all to the worst chorus ever written (although it is a badass song):
http://www.lyricsmine.com/lyrics/15718/Noreaga/Superthug

agree.

"I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song"

is pretty clever IMO, at least a lot wittier than other songs in the pop punk genre... *directs projectile puke at simple plan*

[cmge]

anything by craptacular black eyed turds.
pre or post slutty fergie?

coz i care to differ about pre slutty fergie... they had good lyrics b4 they sold out

[awesome-o]

pre or post slutty fergie?

coz i care to differ about pre slutty fergie... they had good lyrics b4 they sold out

slightly OT, but yes BEP did sell out. although I am happy that -they- have found success, and not some no-talent formulaic manufactured crap.

if you've heard their older pre-fergie stuff, you know that BEP actually has talent.

[gaurav_fhs]

This thread makes me sad. :|

[UrbanPoet]

slightly OT, but yes BEP did sell out. although I am happy that -they- have found success, and not some no-talent formulaic manufactured crap.

if you've heard their older pre-fergie stuff, you know that BEP actually has talent.

yeh.... i respected the old BEP... true bboys for real. Emcees/Bboys. true to the hiphop... They were all crazy Dancers.

REmember "Joints and Jams" ? ahh... i remember bboying to that back in the day.

Makes me wanna bust out a windmill

[B40]

enjoy :cheesygri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

b40 where are you lol you are missing this.

Wow thanks for the video steve.m. It's hot!

[Codegen]

Shutup, just shutup, shutup
Shutup, just shutup, shutup
Shutup, just shutup, shutup
Shutup, just shutup, shutup
Shutup, just shutup, shutup
Shutup, just shutup, shutup

Yeah, real good lyrics. Or were there things before that?

[bionicbadger]

I gotta go with the classic Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam

Down, down...

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Mussels flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down...

Let's rock!

Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stringray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that pirahna
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

[HughG]

Hahaha that kfed video is hilarious.

and really bad.
and the funyn thing is, he looks like he is enjoying the hell out of it.

someont should slap him upside the head and slap him back into reality.

[deep]

On paper,

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

looks ok. But listen to Africa by Toto and you'll quickly realise that never have such nice looking works been crammed so cruelly into a space they do not fit.

[plisk3n]

Haha lots of great responses in this thread.

I don't care if I offend any U2 fans (I like them myself) but this has got to be one of their worst lines ever in a song:

"Elevation"
A mole, diggin in a hole,
diggin up my soul now goin down, excavation...
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[MaDDN3ss]

One song that bothers me bad is "Shake Your Tailfeather" Nelly & company. But then pretty much anything by Nelly bothers me.

First verse...

Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?


WTF does a nice ass have to do with reindeer?

[halo five]

Rock Lobster is a great song!

My vote for worst lyrics ever goes to anything by Nickelback/Creed/Staind/Theory of a Deadman. They're all the same band. Hell, anything they play on 102.1 now with very few exceptions.

[slc95]

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

...EDITED FOR LENGTH.


This gets my vote too

HURL!!!

[slc95]

Rock Lobster is a great song!

My vote for worst lyrics ever goes to anything by Nickelback/Creed/Staind/Theory of a Deadman. They're all the same band. Hell, anything they play on 102.1 now with very few exceptions.


Yeah... Theory of a NickleCreed...bleck to this too.

[Gordon]

"My milkshake is better than yours"

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?'

I second that motion.

Those 2 songs where TRASH!

[bfurtado]

Hillary Duff:

Why Not, do a crazy dance?
Why Not, take a crazy chance?


----

I was working at a video store when her lizzy mcguire movie came out and our trailer tape decided to play this video 20-30 times in one shift. I wanted to kill her and whichever studio stooge wrote that *****

[DJ_Peanuts22]

OMG!! you just reminded me haha

gotta add Hillary Duff - Beat of My Heart


she sings the words "beat of my heart" 52 times!! and she makes baby jesus cry.

[sk8]

Honourable mention:

Ashley Simpson - La La

You can dress me up diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts

Oh, I have waited here for you
I have waited

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You can meet me on an aero-plane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up

Oh, I have waited here for you
Dont, keep me waiting

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright, with you
Cuz you hold, my secrets tight
You do, You do

You make me wanna la la, la la la, la la, la la la la la la la la la
You make me wana la la, la la la la
...

.

[Asun]

^ Add some boos from the crowd at Sugar bowl, it actually sounds a bit ... er satisfying :D

[Kurtz7834]

who's that by?

And the course seems copied (or very similar) from a verse in Eminem's song "Marshall Mathers"...


The song the OP posted is 'Summer Girls' by LFO.

And they didn't copy Shady, Shady is mocking that song in a brief part of a verse in his song 'Marshall Mathers.'

As for worst lyrics - pretty much anything by Black Eyed Peas would qualify. Some of the most juvenile lyrics ever made on their latest album ('Don't lie', 'my humps')

[SLOGAN]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ethesuperficial%2Ecom%2Farc hives%2F2006%2F01%2F24%2Fkevin%5Ffederline%5Fjams% 5Fto%5Fpopoza%2Ehtml

Thread finished :D

I couldn't watch it all the way through, thread finished indeed

[ainsane]

Man, this song came out like freakin 7 years ago! Get with the times man!

I think one of the most rediculous songs right now is "Grillz" by Nelly.

Artist: Nelly (f/ Paul Wall, Ali, Gipp)
Song: Grillz

Lyrics:

Rob a jewelry store and tell em make me a grill
uh, uh
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold
Yo we bout to start an epedimic wit dis one
Ya'll know what dis is so so def

[Nelly]
Got 30 down at da bottom, 30 mo at da top
All invisible set, In little ice cube blocks
If i could call it a drink, Call it a smile on da rocks
If i could call out a price, Lets say i call out alot
I got like platinum and white gold's, Traditional glod's
Im changin grillz errday, Like gin change clothes
I might be grilled out nicely (Oh)
In my white Tee (Oh)
Or a south beach (Oh)
In my wife beat (Oh)
vive usteded, You can tell when they cut it
You see my grand mama hate it
But my lil' mama love it
Cuz when I
Open up ya mouth ya grill gleamin
Eyes stay lo from da chifin
I got a grill i call penny candy
You know what dat mean
It look like now or later, gum drops, jeally beans
I wouldnt leave it fo nutin, Only a crazy man would
So if ya catch me in ya city, Some where out in ya hood
Just say.....

[Chorus]
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(Let me see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold)

[Paul Wall]
What it do baby
Its da ice man paul wall
I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil
Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin ore
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 carrots 30 stacks better know im so fo reel
My motivation is from 30 pointers V VS to frontigin my mouth
P sippin similize obsessed
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin
But its what smiles dat got these arms lookin spectatin
My mouth piece simply sertified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George foreman cuz im sellin everybody grillz

[Chorus]

[Gipp-Ali]
Gipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Lights gon head and make you woozie in ya head
You can catch me in my 2 short drop
Mob got colors like a fruit loop box

Dis what it do when da lou
Ice grill country grammer
Where da hustle's move bricks
and da gangsta's bang hamma's
Where i got em you can spot them
On da top in da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillery rottom

I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to da lite
Yeah was da first wit my mouth bright white
Yeah ho came focus out they eyesight blurry
Tippin on some fo's you can see my mouth gurry

I got fo different sets its a fabolous thang
1 white, 1 yellow, like fabolous chain
and da otha set is same got my name in da mold
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold

[Chorus]

[Girl]
Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time i see you
Tha first thing im gon say is.....

[Chorus]

And incase any of you don't know what "grills" are...

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drg800/g881/g88199k65ma.jpg

[Baby Kat]

Popozao Kevin Federline lyrics
Popozao Kevin Federline lyrics
Artist: Kevin Federline
Album: Other Songs Lyrics
Title: Popozao Print
Correct


[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

[Bridge:]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that **** to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat chorus & bridge fading in eachother]

I want to see some Popozão

[Chorus:]
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge 2×]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat both fading in eachother again]



OMG....HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD...reading the lyrics is one thing...hearing the song....i just wanna throw up

[FearSonic]

Kevin Federline needs to DIE.

[Baby Kat]

"If I came back as a dolphin,
Would you listen to me then?,
Would you let me be your friend?"
Dolphin, Prince

hahahaha

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got,
I’m still, I’m still jenny from the block
-J Lo

Won’t you come over and check up on it, I’m a let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight

yea...Beyonce running out of things to sing about...god...