Here's a unwritten rule for men.

[Yaowsers]

So I'm using the washroom at work and I walk up to a urinal. If there are like 6 other unoccupied urinals must you choose the one directly beside me? Please go away next time. Please.

If you have some unwritten rules to add go right ahead.

[me!]

So I'm using the washroom at work and I walk up to a urinal. If there are like 6 other unoccupied urinals must you choose the one directly beside me? Please go away next time. Please.

If you have some unwritten rules to add go right ahead.
use the toilet.

[cipher]

1) Never date my ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or sister.

[Yaowsers]

1) Never date my ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or sister.
Story and pics please.

[devious9191]

I had a debate about this a while ago, or something similar.

If you want into a washroom with 3 urinals, do you pick one of the outside ones or go straight for the middle?'

Personally, I take the middle one. His argument was that you should anticipate someone else coming in, and to be polite (and provide the buffer zone), you should take one on the outside. It's a good argument, but I still take the middle one.

[15-20_God]

1) Never date my ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or sister.

1) I exclusively date someones ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, or sister.

[synaptech]

1) Never date my ex-girlfriend, ex-wife or sister.

1) Always assume they are not the same person.

[Jono]

So I'm using the washroom at work and I walk up to a urinal. If there are like 6 other unoccupied urinals must you choose the one directly beside me? Please go away next time. Please.

If you have some unwritten rules to add go right ahead.

Try playing The Urinal Game (http://flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2) for more examples.

[Yaowsers]

I had a debate about this a while ago, or something similar.

If you want into a washroom with 3 urinals, do you pick one of the outside ones or go straight for the middle?'

Personally, I take the middle one. His argument was that you should anticipate someone else coming in, and to be polite (and provide the buffer zone), you should take one on the outside. It's a good argument, but I still take the middle one.
I agree with your friend's theory but I respect your opinion also. It's ok if you like to be in between 2 guys. Blah I'm just kidding. :razz:

[DJXP]

Try playing The Urinal Game (http://flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2) for more examples.

nice got all of them except the last one :-/ ...but now i know :D

[me!]

also use paper towels to open the door.

Some people still don't wash their hands. even after crapping.

[wanted]

It's always good to know what's out there. JUST KIDDING!

PS. I don't use public bathroom.

[15-20_God]

always keep your eyes focused dead straight, up, or down. Never let your eyes wander left or right.

[bananaman]

Never ever talk whilst urinating.

[Yaowsers]

also use paper towels to open the door.

Some people still don't wash their hands. even after crapping.
I always use a paper towel to open the door. Not only do you have people that don't wash their hands but also people don't dry their hands properly and I don't want to feel your wet man goo on the door handle. Ack!

[thelefteyeguy]

I always use a paper towel to open the door. Not only do you have people that don't wash their hands but also people don't dry their hands properly and I don't want to feel your wet man goo on the door handle. Ack!


that's not a rule...rather a habit.

[pkhenderson81]

Mine is more of a written rule:

Use 'an' instead of 'a' when the following word starts with a vowel.

[Yaowsers]

After starting this thread it reminded me of this one SNL skit. Some dude walks into an empty elevator in which the next person that got on stood directly beside him touching sholders. The next person that entered stood directly in front of the guy.

Mine is more of a written rule:

Use 'an' instead of 'a' when the following word starts with a vowel.
I'm sorry Professor Rogers. I didn't bother proof reading and my browser doesn't have a grammar check. :cheesygri

[CodecX81]

Never ever talk whilst urinating.
How anyone can do that is beyond me... talking and pissing makes me stop pissing. I can fight it and continue to piss, but.. its easier to stop, and say. HEY SHUT UP. and then resume.

1. men shouldn't tell on another man who is cheating on his girlfriend. A true friend should try to intervene one time, but if he persists, you never saw or heard anything.

2. Any man should know that a friend's sister is off limits. Moms and ex-girlfriends are also off limits, but cousins are up for grabs.

3. When in a fight, it is against the code to kick, knee or hit another man in the testicles. If you can't win a fight the right way, then you probably shouldn't be fighting in the first place.

4. A man should understand that if he doesn't call "seat back," "fives" or "squatters" (I'm sure there are more names for it) he will lose his seat after leaving it. This code may come under review if the man leaving his seat is getting a round of beers for the other men in the room.

5. If there are more than two men in a car and the man sitting shotgun doesn't change to another radio station after three seconds of a "pop-tart" song, he loses shotgun privileges forever.

6. I don't care what your girlfriend or the salesperson at Abercrombie & Fitch says, pink shirts are not cool.

7. Under no circumstances should a man order a Zima or a drink that comes with an umbrella in it.

8. A simple nod can equal a five-minute conversation in the code. A high five or a pound lets your buddies know they are appreciated without having to tell them your inner feelings, which would make both you and them uncomfortable.

9. When entering a room with a group of men who are watching a sporting event, it is fine to ask what the score is but not who is playing. Also, figure skating and gymnastics are not made for viewing purposes.

10. Remembering a man's birthday is optional, but buying him a card and having the other guys sign it is forbidden.


Shunned men can only be accepted back into the group by doing something manly: Letting out a loud burp or doing the longest keg stand would be acceptable.

[akito925]

So I'm using the washroom at work and I walk up to a urinal. If there are like 6 other unoccupied urinals must you choose the one directly beside me? Please go away next time. Please.

If you have some unwritten rules to add go right ahead.

thats why sometimes If I see more then 2+ people I'd just walk past them, and take a stall.

it depends where you are.. if its pac mall.. lol. then its differnet!

[cipher]

Story and pics please.

I'm just posting an unwritten rule. I don't have an ex-wife, but I do have 3 sisters and several ex-girlfriends.

Here are more unwritten rules...

1 - Never admit to other guys that you liked a chick flick. Conversely, always tell your date that you liked the chick flick.
3 - Never order a salad when out with the guys...order something with meat in it.
4 - Never order a cooler when out with the guys...always order a beer.
5 - Never ever ever make physical contact with another guy in a public shower.
6 - Never eat/drink using the same utensil/container that another guy has used. It's okay to do so if it was a female who used it before.
7 - Never wear your buddy's clothing.
8 - Never admit to liking certain celebrities/groups...eg. Pee-Wee Herman, Micheal Jackson, Prince or Wham.

[pkhenderson81]

2 Men may never share an umbrella. Ever.

[Yaowsers]

Men should never be able to tell the difference between a triple axel, triple luts, triple salcow, triple toe-loop etc...

[me!]

Men should never be able to tell the difference between a triple axel, triple luts, triple salcow, triple toe-loop etc...
wtf are those.????

I'm surprised you now what they are.

[jayisthebest88]

Men should never be able to tell the difference between a triple axel, triple luts, triple salcow, triple toe-loop etc...


i love figure skating!

[J1M]

Thou shall not cock-block thine friend irrespective of the outrageous lies said friend doest spin lest said cock-block also prevents thy self from gettin' some.

[deep]

The dreaded cock-block. Usually, it's only the province of females that ruin another's chance of getting some action, but a rare few nefarious men enjoy the same practice. They should be castrated.

[kilarney]

Don't wax off your body hair? :lol:

[Hulkster]

Don't wax off your body hair? :lol:
Definately. Unless you're a porn star or some sorth of athlete this is a big nono.

[kilarney]

Definately. Unless you're a porn star or some sorth of athlete this is a big nono.

Even at the gym?

Also should men get their winkies.... you now cirums...

[Ziggy007]

Any friend who tried to cBlock you is not a friend at all, in fact he should be taken outside and be thouroughly beaten

[BobW]

Happened to me the other day in a Harvie's.... for God's sakes...when you walk into a public washroom... HANG UP THE DAMN CELL PHONE

[Samir]

LoL... I go to extreme lengths to have the whole bathroom to myself when I need to take care of business. I got at 12:30 when everyone is at lunch, or I go on the floor that is used for training since it's empty half the time even if it's an extra 5 minutes of elevator riding. I just need my peace.

My unwritten rules

THE TRUTH: When a friend is lying to pick up a girl, you must act like all his lies are solemn truth.

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM: If a friend wants to mack a girl who is accompanied by a fat chick, it is your duty as a wingman to set a pick on the fatty by keeping her occupied. Unless you have other scoring possibilities that night, of course.

CARS: If your friend is a mechanic, it is not ok to ask him to fix your car. You must whine about what a P.O.S. it is in his presence, and he is obligated to volunteer to fix it for free.

SECONDS: If you want to date a buddie's EX, you have to ask permission. He must grant it. Then, you must not do it anyway unless they have been apart for a minimum of 6 years.

TIME: It is ok to be late when meeting a girl. It is never OK to be late when meeting a buddy.

SPORTS on TV: Never ever ever ever suggest a game can be taped and watched later. Since the outcome of a taped game is already determined, the ability for a guy to send vibes to his team and somehow affect the outcome of the game is lost. It's just not the same.

SPORTS in Real Life: You must know how to do at least one of the following: Catch and field a baseball - Throw a tight spiral - Skate while drunk.

DRINKING: Never force a friend who is driving to drink. If a driver continues to drink past what is advisable you have the right to flatten him on his ass to whip some sense into him. He can only be mad at you until he becomes sober again.

CLOTHES: Stick to neutral and whole shades. Ask a girl what is good with your complexion / skin tone and don't stray from it. Unless you are gay, in which case you can act like the girl and have your friends ask you.

[bug]

So I'm using the washroom at work and I walk up to a urinal. If there are like 6 other unoccupied urinals must you choose the one directly beside me? Please go away next time. Please.

If you have some unwritten rules to add go right ahead.
Accidently pee on his shoes :lol:

[nx2k]

always keep your eyes focused dead straight, up, or down. Never let your eyes wander left or right.
NONONNOONO
it is ALWAYS STRAIGHT OR UP, never down, when you look down, when you look at anything in any direction, u have a broad view. like ims ure most of you's are looking at your computer screen, but you can still see your stereo or whatever is beside it.
There's danger when looking down at urinal. it should always be straight or up.

i find that asian people have a very hard time figuring this out, i know about it and just about every guy should but not everyone follows it, especially asian folks, im not trying to generalize either cuz im asian, when peeing at pacific mall or some chinese place, you'll always notice some dude looking down but i work downtown and in office buildings, you'll never have this problem

[peroxide8888]

if your g/f, wife, significant other is pissed at you... just apologize; it's not worth the grief even if you are right.

[simms]

if your g/f, wife, significant other is pissed at you... just apologize; it's not worth the grief even if you are right.

:D