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Miter Binesderty
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:46 PM
For me I can do it in under 10 minutes easily and I do it a lot. I'd just spring out of bed and the first thing I'd do is run into the washroom to turn on the faucet in the bathtub. I jump into the shower for maybe 2 minutes at the same time I'll be brushing my teeth. Little bit of shampoo for the hair. The purpose of the shower isn't to clean, just to wake myself up. I can dry in 30 seconds tops, dress myself in another minute. Style my hair takes is aggravating because I'm in such a rush. Grab my wallet, keys and out the front door. No packed lunch, no breakfast. So roughly 8-10 minutes for me.

At my old job I used to be able to wake up at 8:10 and be at work by 8:30am. Those were the days.

cng
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:49 PM
5 minutes. Jump out of bed, brief brush, clothes and jet. All my stuff are ready the previous night.

radeonboy
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:51 PM
5 minutes. Jump out of bed, brief brush, clothes and jet. All my stuff are ready the previous night.

How long do you brush your teeth for? 1 minute for that to happen? >:(

wanted
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Wake up:
1.wash face (avoid shower/toilet/brushing teeth (done night before)
2.change clothes
3.shoes
4.out

maybe a couple mins on rfd as well :lol:

cng
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:53 PM
How long do you brush your teeth for? 1 minute for that to happen? >:(

1 Minute of speed brushing is more than enough! My hand can go turbo speed.

peterbrowne
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:53 PM
if i sleep i nand am late, 30 seconds - but that is just waking up, jumping out of bed, and out the front door (not eating, dressing, or showering)

Miter Binesderty
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:53 PM
So just because you brushed at night means you don't have to brush in the morning??? :eek:

wanted
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:55 PM
So just because you brushed at night means you don't have to brush in the morning??? :eek:


well depends if im late or not
maybe listerine if possible.

UrbanPoet
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:56 PM
i hope in the shower and for 5 minutes i am showering and brushing my teeth @ the same time.
Then it takes me about 5 minutes to get dressed and grab my stuff.
Oh yes... My breakfast is via my homemade oatmeal power protien cookies.

Miter Binesderty
Aug 9th, 2005, 05:59 PM
i hope in the shower and for 5 minutes i am showering and brushing my teeth @ the same time.
Then it takes me about 5 minutes to get dressed and grab my stuff.
Oh yes... My breakfast is via my homemade oatmeal power protien cookies.
You forgot to add that you can pee in the shower too. 3 birds with one stone. :lol:

UrbanPoet
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:00 PM
hop*

You forgot to add that you can pee in the shower too. 3 birds with one stone. :lol:

HAHAHA! or take a dump.... and eat it as breakfast. rwahhahaha
ok itook it too far.

wanted
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:01 PM
You forgot to add that you can pee in the shower too. 3 birds with one stone. :lol:

that also kills feet fungus :cheesygri

Eternity
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:10 PM
hop*



HAHAHA! or take a dump.... and eat it as breakfast. rwahhahaha
ok itook it too far.

LOLOL I give you 300 thumbs up if you do what just u say.
man that cracks me up

UrbanPoet
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:11 PM
LOLOL I give you 300 thumbs up if you do what just u say.
man that cracks me up

ew.... i was only joking.
You took it too far buddy! :mad:

Sek-C
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:14 PM
hahaha funny stuff!

i've written exams in my PJ's cuz i slept in :cheesygri

hardcore
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:19 PM
depends how rushed... i've tried going straight from the bed out the front door for an exam. for work it takes me 15 minutes.

Carnage
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:28 PM
Under 10 minute easy. Though I don't do it as much now that I have a job that I can come into work whenever I want.

In highschool I had it timed to the point where from when my feet touched the floor, I was in class 15 minutes later. And it was a 10 minute walk to school.

Jump
Aug 9th, 2005, 06:31 PM
I usually give myself an hour before I step out the door but I could probably do it in about 10 minutes if I really had to.
People who start work at 10am or later don't know how good they've got it :razz:

I know, I know... the later you start, the later you get out... but no matter what time I go to bed at, I still have issues getting up at anytime before 8am.

Suresh
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:01 PM
ew.... i was only joking.
You took it too far buddy! :mad:

rofl, I almost burst out on this call.

CSR
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Less than 2 mins. when her parents catch us in bed together the next mourning. :lol:

aquariaguy
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:45 PM
Wake up:
1.wash face (avoid shower/toilet/brushing teeth (done night before)
2.change clothes
3.shoes
4.out

maybe a couple mins on rfd as well :lol:

Don't brush ur teeth in the morning? haha Good luck with your teeth. All that bacteria crap has been sitting on your teeth for so long. Especially if you had lots of sugar the night before. Dirty boy!

me!
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:46 PM
definitely less than 5 mins. most of the time is spent finding my wallet, and my car keys, and finding out where I am.

taro-chan
Aug 9th, 2005, 07:47 PM
Don't brush ur teeth in the morning? haha Good luck with your teeth. All that bacteria crap has been sitting on your teeth for so long. Especially if you had lots of sugar the night before. Dirty boy!Brush ups =)

aquariaguy
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:13 PM
Less than 2 mins. when her parents catch us in bed together the next mourning. :lol:

2 minutes? Thats cuz you're in your sisters room. You just have to step into the washroom.

demha88
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:14 PM
^why are u even thinking about that, goddamn

1CBCsoul
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:27 PM
2 minutes? Thats cuz you're in your sisters room. You just have to step into the washroom.

o yea baby.. haha :D

Absolute
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:42 PM
Probably 20 minutes, I need a morning shower to wake up.

sonick
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:43 PM
My hand can go turbo speed.
lol, where'd you acquire THAT particular skill? :cheesygri

kilarney
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:45 PM
I work on weekdends so I can take as much time as I require, :D

kilarney
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:46 PM
lol, where'd you acquire THAT particular skill? :cheesygri

I want to know too :D

mlerner
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:47 PM
Two minutes but I didn't get ready at all, just put on some clothes and dashed out.

TigerEROS
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Do it daily!!!

Alarm goes off. Time ... 6:00am SHARP.

Roll off the bed.

Grab my clothes for work (usually beside my bed that I got out the night before) and go straight for the toilet seat.

Quick dump and piss.

In the shower. Shower and brush teeth.

Towel dry. Slap on some deodorant. Slap on some cologne.

Into the kitchen.

Open the fridge and grab my lunch.

Make the cup of coffee (with milk only) in my thermal cup.

Out the door and out to the bus stop (1 minute outside my house).

Time ... 6:15am

Light my cigarette.

Bus arrives. Time ... 6:21am.

kilarney
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:00 PM
Do it daily!!!

Alarm goes off. Time ... 6:00am SHARP.

Roll off the bed.

Grab my clothes for work (usually beside my bed that I got out the night before) and go straight for the toilet seat.

Quick dump and piss.

In the shower. Shower and brush teeth.

Towel dry. Slap on some deodorant. Slap on some cologne.

Into the kitchen.

Open the fridge and grab my lunch.

Make the cup of coffee (with milk only) in my thermal cup.

Out the door and out to the bus stop (1 minute outside my house).

Time ... 6:15am

Light my cigarette.

Bus arrives. Time ... 6:21am.

You forgot to put, put out cigarette in your morning itinerary :|

aquariaguy
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:12 PM
You forgot to put, put out cigarette in your morning itinerary :|

He also forgot to wipe his ass before showering. Unless he likes to touch brown stuff with his hand.

kilarney
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:24 PM
He also forgot to wipe his ass before showering. Unless he likes to touch brown stuff with his hand.
Then again it isn't worth mentioning isn't it?

Scribblez
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:29 PM
about 15-20 mins

Shower/Brush Teeth

Gel the hair

Get Dressed and anything I need (Ex. Wallet, Cell, etc...) - Everything is placed aside

Deodorant/Cologne

Grab something quick to eat

Out the door

manixc
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:42 PM
Under 15 minutes including a shower.

KennethToronto
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:45 PM
haha, damn

Reading this, I'm glad I have one of those jobs where I can show up whenever :)

Baia.
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:40 PM
lol my record was like lessthen 5 mins

i got up late to school (it broke my record of goin to school everyday/no lates .. which was from startin of school to grade 8-alot of days)

mom woke me up and was like wtf are u doin in bed
i got up
ran put my clothes on
ran down put bursh in teeeth
brushed and put socks on at the same time (skills)

and ran out the door

above & beyond
Aug 10th, 2005, 12:43 AM
15mins for a metro. start with 5 min shower, including face scrub x 2, shampoo x 2. brush teeth. mouth wash after. while mouth washing, apply cologne, deodorant, moisturizer cream (i get dry skin after shower).

with 9/15mins gone, put on clothes, gel hair. keys, watch, wallet, shoes. and im gone!!!!!111111111.

SwiZz
Aug 10th, 2005, 12:51 AM
2 minutes? Thats cuz you're in your sisters room. You just have to step into the washroom.

hah ohhh man thats so wrong on so many levels...

^why are u even thinking about that, goddamn

this just made me laugh out ....hahahah :cheesygri


As for me, I'm a girly man. I need AT LEAST an hour to get ready. Its just a habit, I can't rush. I need to take my time brushing, taking a dump, long shower, taking time to pick out clothes, accessorizing ;) , cologne, deodarant....the works.....

then i can leave for work / school.......its just a habit.....my residence is like LITERALLY 5 mins away from my classes by walk.....and if i wake up at 9:10 for a 9:30 class, i just can't end up going...so i sleep it in :)