post your favourite FAmily Guy Moment!

[UrbanPoet]

Post it here!

[d_jedi]

Oh, so many..
"Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Jets suck"
"Krypton sucks"
- Peter

"what's CPR?"
- Quagmire

"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
(Kool-aid guy) "OH YEEAAAH" (looks around.. walks away quietly)

"Someone will surely be killed. The landing party will be myself, Bones, Spock, and Ensign Ricky" (Kirk)
"Aw crap" (Ricky)
..
Later..
"Beam me up.. god" (Shatner)
"Wow.. didn't see that one coming" (Ricky)

[ronny1980]

Am I suppose to draw the penis?

Am I suppose to sculp the penis?

Am I suppose to conduct with my penis?

[d_jedi]

"Canada sucks"
- Peter

[Bortman]

Yeah, too many to mention....

God: "Oh, Jesus Christ!!!"
JC: "What?"
God: "Get the escalade we're outta here!"

Stewy: "Hello mother. I got a present for you. Here's a hint. Its in my diaper, and its not a toaster."

Quagmire: "AH Transexual! Wait... Post op or pre-op?
Transexual: "Pre-op"
Quagmire: "AH Transexual!"

LOL

[sonick]

Peter: "ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhh, ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhh, ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhh, ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhh, ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhh" :lol:

Peter: "my name? uh... Pea... uh, Tear... uh, Griffin... yeah, PETER GIRFFIN..."

[Blunt]

Peter: "Holy Crip, he's a crapple".

[d_jedi]

I like this one from American Dad:
Wife(whatever her name is) - "And putting her hand in warm water, that's just mean"
AD - "I didn't know if it would work. It totally did"
...(later)
AD - "What do you mean she's all grown up... she still wets the bed!"

(I've probably screwed up the quote pretty bad.. but you get the jist of it..)

[sk8]

Death: Oh Sandy! Oh Sandy!

The car stops rocking.

Death:Sandy? not again! I’m gonna be a virgin forever! ... Or am I?

The car begins rocking again.
:lol:

[talktwo]

Chris: "hehehe I'm gonna turn you into poo!!"

Peter: "Well if he can't come in ... then I'LL just come in"

Death: "What'd you make this cocoa out of? Crap?"
Lois: "If you wanted another cup you can just ask .."
Death: "no no, that's ok ... I just thought you'd make it out of Cocoa ... not crap"

[Moberator]

Peter singing the "You Can't Touch Me" song.

[blizzah]

Best one ever: Optumus Prime is Jewish.

And also, Hey He's just a fat kid!

[snplow]

Commercial of diamonds on Family Guy

Caption on screen "Because she'll pretty much have to" :lol:

[Jono]

Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.

Hearing this line alone made me run out and buy both DVD's.

[eqlsp]

"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
(Kool-aid guy) "OH YEEAAAH" (looks around.. walks away quietly)


Thats one of my favourites

Here's another one

Peter: "Thank God!!"

*In Heaven*
God: "It wasn't me, it was..."
The multi-arm god apu worships: "Dont worry, I'm used to it now"

lol, this show is great :lol:

[sumfunny]

New Season CHicken Fight

"BICCCAAAAWWWWW"

[UrbanPoet]

how about this...


*peter is by the water cooler with a bunch of guys at work*
Peter: why do women have breast?
crowd: ???? wwhy?
Peter : so we have something to look atwhen they are talking. heh heh heh
*woman walks in*
Woman: I wanna hear a joke! tell me a joke
Peter : why do women have breast?
woman : :-0
Peter: so we have something to look at when they are talking heh heh heh
Woman: :-0
peter: you kno. breast heheheheehehe

*lAter on PEter gets sued*

[canrocks]

Jamaican me crazy!

Okay, not family guy, but close enough.

I'm ganja wear it all night.

[VivaLaRaza]

peter: and remember kids, no swimming in the pool unless there is a lifeguard on duty
haha...duty...............diahrea*
hey hey lois............
diahrea*
Lois: haha peter im holdin iced tea

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