If a burglar broke into your home, which console would you use to beat him?

[Barton03]

Nintendo Revolution
http://img92.echo.cx/img92/9943/revolution11jk.jpg

Xbox 360
http://img283.echo.cx/img283/7128/11159276613ev.jpg

PS3
http://img92.echo.cx/img92/3848/e32005ps3official2005051605324.jpg

Now, keep in mind that all 3 consoles are wireless, so choking the burglar is not an option. Also, consider that the consoles have smooth rounded corners, so throwing it at skull will generally not kill or disable the burglar.

[wanted]

Nintendo Revolution
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/8658878343376312.JPG?0.5009967495890464

Xbox 360
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/1757765998719532.jpg?0.3057260123214196

PS3
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/5685937503758915.JPG?0.4032208818428402

Now, keep in mind that all 3 consoles are wireless, so choking the burglar is not an option.

what? im confused ?

[[Fallen Angel]]

Hahaha, in spite of all the threads about which next-gen console do you like better and all the hypes, this one actually made me laugh.

Hehe, guess the best weapon you got against a burgular is PS3's controller. Of course you need to know how to use a boomerang.

[CanadaBoy]

Add a pole,

XBOX 360, I think it is the biggest.

[Carnage]

Now, keep in mind that all 3 consoles are wireless, so choking the burglar is not an option.

The controllers are the only thing that are wireless. the systems themselves still have power and video cables. So we could choke the guy with the power cord.

I wouldn't hit him with any of those 3. I'd hit him with one of my xbox's, it's worth less.

Actually I'd hit him with my VCR, it's worth nothing.

[wanted]

The controllers are the only thing that are wireless. the systems themselves still have power and video cables. So we could choke the guy with the power cord.

I wouldn't hit him with any of those 3. I'd hit him with one of my xbox's, it's worth less.

Actually I'd hit him with my VCR, it's worth nothing.

No, it's using wireless electricity, quite interesting and innovative.... :cheesygri

[Barton03]

The controllers are the only thing that are wireless. the systems themselves still have power and video cables. So we could choke the guy with the power cord.

I wouldn't hit him with any of those 3. I'd hit him with one of my xbox's, it's worth less.

Actually I'd hit him with my VCR, it's worth nothing.

Yes, but the video and power cords are all connected to either the TV or wall outlet. Now, I don't know about you, but all the wires are stuffed behind my TV. Out of sight, out of mind. So using those wires are not an option for me, unless your cables are right in front of your TV which looks ugly. ;)

[sonick]

Add a pole,

XBOX 360, I think it is the biggest.PS3 is the biggest.. its 13.25" by 3.5", a full 1" WIDER than the CURRENT xbox...

[sfu_lifer]

I'd bash him with the PS3 (just because it's the largest).
I would use the Revolution first though since it's the lightest one to chuck,

[sonick]

revolution's sharp edges look like they would hurt more... throw the REvolution to knock him down, then bash his head in with the PS3

[Moot]

I wouldn't use either of the three. I would just grab one of the $0.09 USB cables I got from NCIX and strangle him with it. :lol:

[hyperion]

Nintendo 64 or Gamecube.

Edit: Make that Nintendo Revolution, looks like it has some nice edges.

[DJXP]

depends how big the burglar is

[VivaLaRaza]

i'd CONSTANTLY hit him in the head with the XBOX..even tho ps3 mite be heavier... its SO much better!! and i wouldnt wanna ruin it!

then after that i'd start chucking all the controllers at the guy

[GateGuardian]

hahah I'd use ther PS3 controller cuz it looks like a boomerang hoping it'll come back to me.... lol

[gman]

Vt100.

[wanted]

kk, i get it.
I would use none (if i had them)....i'd probably get my old ps1 from the basement and hit him on the bone right below the eyebrow...btw, in the title put "....beat him or her" :cheesygri

[ViperZ]

New Xbox! It looks like you can have much better grip on its case than on Nintendo's or Sony's console... Then throw Revolution at burglar since it's the smallest and should hit harder than Sony's wireless controller.

[canadiantofu]

I would use the Xbox and then sent it in to the pimp my ride/overhauling show as my "Flesh and blood Xbox Case Mod"

[mrmoe]

If the burglar was a hot chick, I would use meat.

[Barton03]

If the burglar was a hot chick, I would use meat.

Yeh, and she would rob you of your virginity :rolleyes:

[FuNPoLiCe001]

man, wish i didnt see this till work tomorrow...it'd have given me something to do

i'd use the Revolution

1. more corners, which would hurt more and be less likely to damage the system, therefore more smashing

2. I trust Nintendo quality over both MS and Sony quality

[Headhunter]

I'd use the PS3 controller as a boomerang and trip him into an electrical grid. :razz:

[bluetroll]

i'd use my ps2.... gawd i hate that machine!

[NDman]

I'd use the PS3 controller. Perfect shape to say to him, "Up yours!!" :cheesygri

[JAC]

I'd use the Phantom. It's f***ing useless for anything else.

[langong]

I would click the eject button of any machine that I was playing so I know that there is a disc inside then use the disc as a flying guillotine at the burglar's neck if you do it right the disc will turn around and drop back in the slot then you can continue playing the game :)

[Blunt]

I would use a PSP...
I think there was a video showing the PSP throwing out the disc across the room. :cheesygri

But if I was to use the consoles mentioned, I would use the revolution because it would be so easy whip it at the person.

Sure, the PS3 and Xbox360 are bigger and heaver, but the accuracy of throwing it, (plus the weight) would make it difficult.

[numb555]

Yeh, and she would rob you of your virginity :rolleyes:


LOL

[alkapone]

depends how big the burglar is

Your avatar?.....is it not more than 100x100?...which is the max that can be used here?

[jerryhussain]

Revolution.

Why ? Because it is small & light -> easy to lift and a quicker response time to knock the hell out.