"I want to make love to you"

[felix]

What do you respond if your boyfriend/girlfriend/lover, etc. tells you "I want to make love to you"?

[ChinpokoMon]

"Finally!" :razz:

[rookie]

Go ahead!

[Immortal]

No... but I know this guy on the forums who'd love to...

[Absolute]

I'd probably look at my gf strangely; there's no way we'd ever say "make love" to each other.

[Philip_69]

What do you respond if your boyfriend/girlfriend/lover, etc. tells you "I want to make love to you"?

Dude, she wants a Luois Vuitton hand bag.

[DennyD]

I'd politely inform her that I'M NOT A MACHINE, DAMMIT!.
I'm married and we still go like rabbits...

[angela44]

Dude, she wants a Luois Vuitton hand bag.
AGREED!! :cheesygri :cheesygri :cheesygri

....although i dun think i'll be saying those particular words.....lol

[Degenerate]

I don't want no love. I want some sex.

[LtFransky]

Oops! I thought you were talking to me!

(Quickly pulls up pants and exits the room) :o :D

[Mentos]

"Wait your turn."

[Topher]

Who are you and when is my wife coming back?

[doraemi]

do you want fries with that?


hahahahaha

[mlc2000]

Dude, she wants a Luois Vuitton hand bag.

$1000 for a purse and those things aren't even leather!!

I have a friend who manages the store in Hamilton, Bermuda. He says its a total rip off. (not to the buying public, of course).

[Neb]

"It's a trick, run the other way!"

[akito925]

What do you respond if your boyfriend/girlfriend/lover, etc. tells you "I want to make love to you"?


google it and you'll find lots of pictures of it! lol.

[bluetroll]

ask her if she swallows!

[tigga]

Just continue singing the song :D

http://www.lyrics007.com/other/print.php?id=TWpjNU1qRTI

[canadiantofu]

Just continue singing the song :D

http://www.lyrics007.com/other/print.php?id=TWpjNU1qRTI


Is that the song Chef sings in South park?

[Carpe Diem]

ask her if she swallows!
No...you mean Demand.

I would say sure..But when im done, I gota go out with the guys.

[Immortal]

No mom, not tonite. Tonite I have to be with daddy.

[shaker]

No mom, not tonite. Tonite I have to be with daddy.
:arrowu: :arrowu: SICK :arrowu: :arrowu:





How about "Alllllright"

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/images/quagmire_tn.jpg

or

"Well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!"

[daisyville]

ah, such synicism. Does not bode well for a newly single Canadian gal.

Sheesh.

;)
Tracy

[laptop-tech]

I ask her to do the same to me after we're done....

[fozzey]

What do you respond if your boyfriend/girlfriend/lover, etc. tells you "I want to make love to you"?

If you respond with anything other then an action you are doing the wrong thing. I kiss would be the best response to keep the ball rolling.

[CSAgent]

ah, such synicism. Does not bode well for a newly single Canadian gal.

Sheesh.

;)
Tracy
*in Joey Tribiani voice*

Well how yoo doo-in'? hehe ;)

[daisyville]

*in Joey Tribiani voice*

Well how yoo doo-in'? hehe ;)

Now THAT'S funny. Thanks for being the bright spot!

[amberjill]

I'd probably burst out laughing. Who says that? May as well say "I think it's time for our souls, AND OUR BODIES, to merge as one."

[TechGuyMTL]

Sure -- I'm just getting my smoked meat sandwich.

[cmge]

ok so wheres the hidden camera?

[urameatball]

someone said a similar line to me once...
it was kind of unexpected and I replied.

"cool"

-- which I suppose was pretty uncool.

[eelfliw]

Bring your sister and your best girlfriend along.

[Keelie]

in a case such as this, i would say actions speak louder than words ;)

[CSR]

Just bring it............. Bxxxx

[NDman]

"Hmph..." Then, like some others mentioned, anything said would have ruined it. :cheesygri

[felix]

I'd probably burst out laughing. Who says that? May as well say "I think it's time for our souls, AND OUR BODIES, to merge as one."
It's actually more common than you might think :cheesygri

[Gee]

Depends on who asks, but it could be worse.

What if they just turned their head towards you and gives you a sly grin, then says

"So, ya wanna?"

The proper respones.

"You had me at I"

[frogger]

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

or

Are you on drugs?

[JAC]

Meh. After you've been married long enough, "The kids are asleep" is the most romantic thing you'll ever hear.

[NDman]

Meh. After you've been married long enough, "The kids are asleep" is the most romantic thing you'll ever hear.

HAhahaha. We have a winner here!

[urameatball]

Meh. After you've been married long enough, "The kids are asleep" is the most romantic thing you'll ever hear.
OMFG.. I can't stop laughing!!!

[webdoctors]

i wish my gf's english was that good :o

usually its just her groping in bed that'll set it off

[suziecute]

:lol: hahaha, this thread is funny!!! If a bf tells me he wants to make love to me, I'll probably say something like "Did you shower today?", just kidding :cheesygri :lol:

[chestnut]

I read all the entries.. and the correct response is:

"are the kids asleep?" (as inspired by the earlier post)

hopefully followed by a wink and some groping then realizing that this isn't your wife/husband/gf/bf and is just a febot/manbot sent by Dr Evil to destroy you!

[cmge]

Meh. After you've been married long enough, "The kids are asleep" is the most romantic thing you'll ever hear.
GOLD... just pure gold... :lol: