15 fun things to do while shopping in Walmart..lol!

[Diana_FWT]

Helloooooo,

Here is what I've found:

None of this is meant to offend anyone. Hope this will bring you laugh while reading posts.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[DennyD]

Even better, is to take a bucket of water in a bathroom stall and wait until someone else comes into the bathroom. When they come in start splashing around in the bucket with your hand saying stuff like "this *IS* fun!"

[Q B]

haha diana that is some funny stuff. I would love to do that stuff and capture it on video... I can only assume you read this somewhere and reposted it? or did you come up with these things on your own? :lol:

[actng]

it's a repost... not necessarily on this forum but i've seen that list a few yrs ago from those annoying email fwds spam.

[heartofgold]

This **** is always ****ing funny. I remember this **** from those textfile bbses in the early 90's. I wish I had the guts to do this ****.

[Diana_FWT]

No :) these are not my own things :)
I just wanted to share it with you and that is :)

[Viz79]

That's pretty funny, Diana! I'll look forward to going shopping at Wal-Mart from now on... :)

~V79~

[P__S__2]

hahahhhahahahahah #15 is the funniest

[LtFransky]

hahahhhahahahahah #15 is the funniest

Agreed. Although you could freak a lot of people out with #13

[akito925]

find one of their phones and page... mommy where are you??? I'm lost.. hahaha

[RenegadeX]

^ haha

I was in camping in central Florida a couple of years ago and we headed into town to the MAMMOTH-sized Walmart shortly after we arrived to get a few things we needed. I was with 4 other guys ranging from 30-45yrs old - and other than the common goal of grocery-shopping, we each had something specific we wanted to browse for so agreed we'd meet up in the supermarket area when we were done. I guess I lost track of time but either way I was in line at the gun counter when all of a sudden I heard a voice on the PA saying "Attention shoppers, Attention shoppers: RenegadeX, this is your daddy speaking. We know you are lost, and probably scared, but please don't cry, we'll find you soon. You know that we love you very, VERY much and would never leave without you! Don't worry son, we'll be reunited soon!"

#!^&*(% - I left the counter I was at and headed towards the front - knowing full well the scene I would see when I got there. Sure enough, as I turned the last corner, I see 1 of my friends standing at a checkout-lane with the PA-phone still in his hand, 2 of my friends LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR rolling in hysterics, and the other laughing so hard he was crying!

I go up to them and say "haha guys - that was very well done. WTF, you guys are done shopping already?"

The dumb-&-blonde cashier says "oh, I thought he was going to be, like 4-years old!!" :cheesygri

[CSR]

preddie funniHelloooooo,

Here is what I've found:

None of this is meant to offend anyone. Hope this will bring you laugh while reading posts.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[bluetroll]

hahahaha..... thatz jokez....

[P__S__2]

^ haha

I was in camping in central Florida a couple of years ago and we headed into town to the MAMMOTH-sized Walmart shortly after we arrived to get a few things we needed. I was with 4 other guys ranging from 30-45yrs old - and other than the common goal of grocery-shopping, we each had something specific we wanted to browse for so agreed we'd meet up in the supermarket area when we were done. I guess I lost track of time but either way I was in line at the gun counter when all of a sudden I heard a voice on the PA saying "Attention shoppers, Attention shoppers: RenegadeX, this is your daddy speaking. We know you are lost, and probably scared, but please don't cry, we'll find you soon. You know that we love you very, VERY much and would never leave without you! Don't worry son, we'll be reunited soon!"

#!^&*(% - I left the counter I was at and headed towards the front - knowing full well the scene I would see when I got there. Sure enough, as I turned the last corner, I see 1 of my friends standing at a checkout-lane with the PA-phone still in his hand, 2 of my friends LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR rolling in hysterics, and the other laughing so hard he was crying!

I go up to them and say "haha guys - that was very well done. WTF, you guys are done shopping already?"

The dumb-&-blonde cashier says "oh, I thought he was going to be, like 4-years old!!" :cheesygri


hahahahhaha they actually said it on the PA....RenegadeX...hahahah

[jory29]

whats does 'code 3' mean/do?

Yes, I was wondering the same, and also, rather than tomato juice, prune juice would do an even better job I would think!

I love the 'pick me, pick me' but it must be said in the 'donkey-from-Shrek' voice to be funny. :cheesygri

RenagadeX, that's too funny!!! :cheesygri

[Chongkee]

^ haha

I was in camping in central Florida a couple of years ago and we headed into town to the MAMMOTH-sized Walmart shortly after we arrived to get a few things we needed. I was with 4 other guys ranging from 30-45yrs old - and other than the common goal of grocery-shopping, we each had something specific we wanted to browse for so agreed we'd meet up in the supermarket area when we were done. I guess I lost track of time but either way I was in line at the gun counter when all of a sudden I heard a voice on the PA saying "Attention shoppers, Attention shoppers: RenegadeX, this is your daddy speaking. We know you are lost, and probably scared, but please don't cry, we'll find you soon. You know that we love you very, VERY much and would never leave without you! Don't worry son, we'll be reunited soon!"

#!^&*(% - I left the counter I was at and headed towards the front - knowing full well the scene I would see when I got there. Sure enough, as I turned the last corner, I see 1 of my friends standing at a checkout-lane with the PA-phone still in his hand, 2 of my friends LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR rolling in hysterics, and the other laughing so hard he was crying!

I go up to them and say "haha guys - that was very well done. WTF, you guys are done shopping already?"

The dumb-&-blonde cashier says "oh, I thought he was going to be, like 4-years old!!" :cheesygri


lol but with all the child crime now i think we cant do it anymore. there will be consequences for sure. funny still.